Wii tops Amazon wedding gift registry
by Jason Dobson 
{ Oct 8th 2007 at 6:00PM }
There is symmetry here, however, that does not go unnoticed, as Amazon currently lists the Wii as the top gift requested by newlyweds registered on the site. Unfortunately, Amazon also notes that the popular console is currently 'out of stock,' leaving couples to instead settle for the second most requested gift, Pyrex's 10-piece food storage set, a poor substitute given its inherent lack of waggle.
Wii accessories, including the remote, nunchuck, and Nyko charging station, were also included in the compilation of popular wedding gifts, though without a system to use them on these sorts of presents just smack of being cruel. Interestingly, both the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 were also found in the list as well, both products of what we can only assume to be wishful thinking or misaligned priorities -- perhaps a bit of both.
[via Nintendo Wii Fanboy]
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Geist @ Oct 8th 2007 6:05PM
This reeks of awesome. I'm not sure why, though.
Also, who says you can't waggle with Pyrex?
J-Guy @ Oct 8th 2007 6:06PM
And this is why honeymooners(sp?) aren't spending more time pro-creating!
Get out there and sleep with each other!! You waited until marriage, so do it! Then again if you're not Catholic, you already have....
mr nimblewick (SegaDF - Jogurt Ring) @ Oct 8th 2007 6:08PM
This is a very strange comment, J.
J-Guy @ Oct 8th 2007 6:08PM
How so?
blooh (CDF - Ass Ring) @ Oct 8th 2007 7:17PM
i think honeymooners do enough fucking
these days people use condoms a lot though, thank goodness. we've got enough people for now
Matt B @ Oct 8th 2007 8:20PM
Recreation = Procreation
mr nimblewick (SegaDF - Jogurt Ring) @ Oct 8th 2007 6:07PM
No home is complete without one!
Fernando Rocker (NDF - Water Ring) @ Oct 8th 2007 6:10PM
Great slogan.
dohnjoe @ Oct 8th 2007 6:12PM
You must waggle pretty damn hard to shatter a pillow.
vidGuy @ Oct 8th 2007 6:14PM
I was thinking the same thing! haha, language people, language.
JasonD @ Oct 8th 2007 6:15PM
That pillow was in pieces I tell you!
...
fixed. :)
Gerwurztraminer @ Oct 8th 2007 6:12PM
JCPenny and Bed Bath & Beyond do not have video games. Should've registered with Amazon. ah well.
Korova @ Oct 8th 2007 6:21PM
You know, good waggle technique is the foundation of a strong marriage.
James @ Oct 8th 2007 6:31PM
I never thought this entry would be full of jokes!
Kye (NDF - Earth Ring) @ Oct 8th 2007 6:34PM
(((I'll be waggling my way back to you...)))
Kye (NDF - Earth Ring) @ Oct 8th 2007 6:38PM
Fernando, see the Spiderman friend or foe post.
Rubang B (NDF - Heart) @ Oct 8th 2007 8:13PM
Here's the breakdown:
1st: Wii
2nd: Pyrex tupperware set
15th: Wii remote
26th: Nunchuck
44th: 60GB PS3
76th: Nyko's Wii charging station
96th: 20GB 360
These are the things that honeymooners want. Honeymooners spend more time sexing than any other time in their life. Therefore, the Wii is a sexier machine, and/or an aphrodesiac. Buy a Wii and you will get laid.
upz @ Oct 8th 2007 11:53PM
Seeing as you look like a mustachioed kiddy fiddler, that's probably not true.
Rubang B (NDF - Heart) @ Oct 9th 2007 2:23AM
Go on, laugh it up. My moustache could swallow your soul. And it's OBVIOUSLY not a molesterstache, but a railroad tycoon/supervillain stache in the style of Snidely Whiplash, except when I wax it down and look like Shang Tsung. It's more versatile than you think.
SuMtOnE @ Oct 8th 2007 8:58PM
Couple of my friends pitch in and brought one at walmart for a friend's Engagement... =)
Grant @ Oct 8th 2007 9:00PM
The family that Wiis together, stays together.
Rubang B (NDF - Heart) @ Oct 8th 2007 9:33PM
That was beautiful. That's also how my family fell apart... ::sobs::
baby sea tuna @ Oct 9th 2007 11:29AM
"Wii, the only thing married couples will get bored of quicker than sex!"
Awesome Stuff @ Oct 9th 2007 2:44PM
..."Second to the PS3!"