Everyday Shooter coming to PSN on Thursday

OK, Everyday Shooter, we give up. We know you're supposed to be a darling of burgeoning indie gaming scene, but we just don't understand your game. Where are the sexy space babes? Where are the muscle-bound dudes punching holes in walls like their fists were Kool-Aid spokesmen? Where are the spies with special goggles that let you see in the dark/into men's souls? Is this even a game?

We're hoping that on Thursday, all our questions will be answered, when Everyday Shooter arrives on the PlayStation Network, according to IGN. It would seem that, like a long-gone private dick chatting up his favorite stoolie, we're going to have to pony up a sawbuck to get some answers.