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Posted: Oct 10th 2007 9:08AM Quaddw said

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Uh weird, as long as they aren't playing a fighting game or else we would have back mashers :o

Posted: Oct 10th 2007 9:08AM foxhound said

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-insert "Happy Ending" joke-

Posted: Oct 10th 2007 9:17AM secura said

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My massages are better.

Posted: Oct 10th 2007 9:27AM breaklaw said

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Gayest thing I've ever seen on a video games site.

Posted: Oct 25th 2007 8:51AM (Unverified) said

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I concur.
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Posted: Oct 10th 2007 10:02AM (Unverified) said

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Only problem i see with this: The *girl* you're massaging has to be wearing a shirt..

Posted: Oct 10th 2007 10:38AM (Unverified) said

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exactly

do it without the game, she'll tell you if you're winning or not
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Posted: Oct 10th 2007 10:11AM (Unverified) said

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Already announced for the Winter season is the Massage Me: Prostate expansion with suitable addon module for Wii.

Posted: Oct 10th 2007 10:15AM (Unverified) said

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Cool?

Posted: Oct 10th 2007 10:20AM mrmobius said

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Nintendo is gonna be pissed. These guys have released Massage Me before Nintendo had a chance to release Massage Mii.

It'll now look like Nintendo is doing like Sony and copying other ideas.

Posted: Oct 10th 2007 10:54AM (Unverified) said

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That.... looks painful. I can't imagine that feeling good for the person receiving the massage, and I imagine the gamers play like crap. A lose/lose if you ask me.

Posted: Oct 10th 2007 11:10AM Mabui said

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That is all kinds of strange, I mean, the whole point of a massage is to work out tense areas, and instead of doing that, you'd be working on what ever button you need to press to win. Sorta, self defeating, add that to the fact the game is probably crappy, and you honestly don't have a great product.

On the other hand, if you are so much a gaming addict that any sort of fix will do, and you are ignoring your girlfriend hardcore, well, this could be the saving grace for your otherwise doomed relationship.


Sure, it could also add a little gay to your local lan party too.

Posted: Oct 10th 2007 12:11PM (Unverified) said

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I think that pic is hot!

How's that for gay?

Posted: Oct 10th 2007 1:15PM Shagittarius said

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Massage 5 Star perfect massage, U R MR GAY, Congratulations!

Posted: Oct 10th 2007 4:29PM DonaldMick said

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Combine with Rez's Trance Vibration for massive, um, damage.

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