Microsoft gets tough on naughty gamer mottos
by Justin McElroy 
{ Oct 12th 2007 at 4:30PM }
Even though your "Bros b4 hos" Gamer Motto may be both poignant and accurate, you may want to rethink it if you plan on playing on Xbox Live this weekend. Savings sultan CheapyD warns that his account was suspended for around 24 hours for his seemingly innocuous motto of "Konichiwa, bitches!" Another user on the site got a similar punishment for "called the šhit þoop," which is probably a bit more fair.As Cheapy points out, a warning probably would have been sufficient, instead of automatically suspending a paying customer's account. There's still no word on whether or not Van Halen fans will get similar punishment for using their mottos to celebrate For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Rubang B (NDF - Heart) @ Oct 12th 2007 4:36PM
SMASH BROS. BEFORE HOS.
REUYL @ Oct 12th 2007 4:45PM
/pimp slap
Kye (NDF - Earth Ring) @ Oct 12th 2007 4:59PM
Keep yo pimp hand strong brothers!
Defenestrator2.0 @ Oct 12th 2007 5:00PM
Right on, Kye. Gotta keep them hos in line.
Jake @ Oct 12th 2007 4:37PM
Good tip. My username is funny but mildly (majorly)innappropriate and immature. I'll have to change it.
AoE @ Oct 12th 2007 5:32PM
Yeah... mine too >_< to be honest I've kind of been waiting for a ban from the moment I signed up. All of my usual nick-names were taken... so I went for something highly inappropriate but phonetically spelled. Haven't been banned yet... but if they're actively hunting people now, my number's probably up soon...
JS @ Oct 12th 2007 5:54PM
mines not inappropriate but it almost sounds like it: klecker
g.Park @ Oct 12th 2007 4:42PM
I celebrate their entire catalog.
[and by entire, I mean everything with DLR and nothing else]
KrazyIan @ Oct 13th 2007 2:08PM
5150 owns you.
Sean @ Oct 12th 2007 4:44PM
Hahaha.
"It's that damn poop again!"
"Don't put it out with your boots, Fred!"
"Don't tell me my business, devil woman!"
Henry @ Oct 13th 2007 2:59PM
"It's that damn penguin again!"
Alan @ Oct 12th 2007 4:45PM
FUCK censorship.
Word of the street(IDF-Digital Ruler). @ Oct 12th 2007 4:47PM
I don't know if should change mine,it's the Die hard catch phrase but since there wasn't enough space it only says yippy kay ey motherf..
Meh I will change it to "Silence,I kill you"
mike @ Oct 12th 2007 6:10PM
Good luck with that. Even the world "Kill" is blocked out. and replacing I and l with any of those weird symbols + a combo of them is also blocked. However K ill or something like that is not blocked. Stupid MS and stupid sensorship. I say just make XBL 18+ only, and get rid of all cesnsorship. We also wouldent have to deal with as many annoying kids this way
Macroy @ Oct 12th 2007 6:25PM
From the Xbox Live ToS:
"You must be at least 18 years old and have attained the age of majority in the province, state or country in which you live."
Skipjimroo @ Oct 12th 2007 6:36PM
Whatever you do just please abandon the die hard catchphrase. It is to Live motto's feature what the ongoing pirate Vs ninjas debate is to the internet: Done to death and then let loose upon by five horny necrophiliacs.
I find it rather far off the mark they've blocked "kill" and several of its variations but I have someone on my list with a full on fly-in-your-face:
"I HATE FUCKIN YANKS!"
I'll keep with my "Hip to the jive" thanks all the same. Not insightful or funny but then it doesn't try to be. A bit like some of the people on my friends list come to that.
Oh internet censorship, when will you learn the folly of your ways?
Eric @ Oct 12th 2007 4:52PM
The best user name i ever saw was Son of Oprah. I laughed so hard when i read that.
Norm @ Oct 12th 2007 5:10PM
wait, what? I don't get it.
Dave Silva @ Oct 12th 2007 10:46PM
@Norm: Well, some people think of Oprah Winfrey as a mega-bitch...
Burritoclock @ Oct 12th 2007 4:53PM
So is baby rape a no go....?
Donald @ Oct 12th 2007 5:04PM
Do Not Want
Defenestrator2.0 @ Oct 12th 2007 5:09PM
IT'S AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW RIGHT!
Defenestrator2.0 @ Oct 12th 2007 5:09PM
/4chan
REUYL @ Oct 12th 2007 6:20PM
I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC. Please, have a seat...
Tavis @ Oct 12th 2007 6:26PM
What's going on in this thread?
matthew_neitzer @ Oct 12th 2007 4:54PM
Yay! Well, I'm torn. I'd prefer not to hear profanity, but banning for a first offense is rather harsh. On another not, Sony is changing their terms of service. It sounds like they may get more features into the online service, like game stats and pictures. Possibly home? It discussed uploading and stream content not being vulgar. Than again it could all be for singstar, lol. Its supposed to go into effect October 31.
matthew_neitzer @ Oct 12th 2007 4:55PM
Darn, on another NOTE, not 'not'.
AoE @ Oct 12th 2007 5:16PM
Um... this isn't going to affect the volume of profanity you hear around xbox live, only people with profane slogans (you know, that bit that no one ever reads?)
matthew_neitzer @ Oct 12th 2007 5:20PM
*shots himself with stupid gun*
matthew_neitzer @ Oct 12th 2007 5:23PM
Its the keyboards fault, not mine. Please believe me. However, if I've made mistakes here, I vow to correct them no longer. Where's the edit button? Gosh
Defenestrator2.0 @ Oct 12th 2007 4:59PM
Hmmmm....Does this mean that I should change my motto from WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Defenestrator2.0 @ Oct 12th 2007 5:06PM
Because, y'know, it might influence some kid's impressionable mind, and tell him to go throw a steamroller on the kids and teachers in his school and use that as a battle cry.
Kye (NDF - Earth Ring) @ Oct 12th 2007 5:00PM
^ ^
0
Andrew @ Oct 12th 2007 5:31PM
This doesn't bode well for my friend that created his GT back in 2004, Hot Scheisst.
Derrick @ Oct 12th 2007 5:02PM
I played Halo 3 with someone who's tag was "Chuck Gizzater" It took me a few seconds to get it but then I was laughing.
Shagittarius @ Oct 12th 2007 5:05PM
Uh oh my Halo 3 callsign is I69. I better watch out.
Defenestrator2.0 @ Oct 12th 2007 5:11PM
That's a damn lie, and you know it. You don't own an Xbox360, Mr. Sony Fanboy.
colin @ Oct 12th 2007 5:43PM
my halo 3 callsign is P33, they wouldn't let me have A55 or P00. and yes, shagi has a 360.
Sean @ Oct 12th 2007 5:49PM
Mine is P33, too. *highfive*
Oscar @ Oct 12th 2007 7:30PM
Well mine is E99 as in...egg, haha oh I did have a laugh about that one.
colin @ Oct 12th 2007 9:39PM
*high five received*
T3H WICKERMAN (FDF) @ Oct 12th 2007 5:05PM
pointless. Do these idiots from microsoft even listen to the way kids talk in multiplayer games? They are far more foul mouthed and racist than their seniors. For shame Middle america, for shame.
Defenestrator2.0 @ Oct 12th 2007 5:08PM
I highly doubt that kids in Honduras and Nicaragua have Xbox 360s.
colin @ Oct 12th 2007 5:45PM
i really hope you are kidding, defenestrator.
Defenestrator2.0 @ Oct 12th 2007 5:52PM
He said "Middle America." Middle = Central. Honduras and Nicaragua are in Central America, and I doubt that they can afford 360s.
And yes, I know what he's talking about, I'm just being an ass for the sake of being an ass. Look, let me put it this way: If I were really stupid enough to think that Honduras and Nicaragua are in North America, then would I REALLY know that Honduras and Nicaragua even existed?
tl:dr version: Yes I'm kidding.
Shockgamer @ Oct 12th 2007 5:35PM
Good.
Now get some voice chat logs and go to town on the rest of the community. Maybe I'll start plugging my headset back in.
icicle0424 @ Oct 12th 2007 5:37PM
I'm not surprised... Microsoft is kiddy
*ducks and runs
colin @ Oct 12th 2007 5:45PM
i really hope you are kidding defenestrator.
Defenestrator2.0 @ Oct 12th 2007 5:48PM
'bout what?
Defenestrator2.0 @ Oct 12th 2007 5:53PM
Never mind, I see now that it's just a mis-post.