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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 12:59AM (Unverified) said

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The challenge maps add another 2-4 hours to the game.
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 9:12AM (Unverified) said

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Youre saying you got gold in all challenge maps in 2-4 hours? Sure, link me to your steamid
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 1:27PM Ranoa02 said

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It isn't even REMOTELY difficult to get gold on all the challenge maps in 4 hours. Not by a long shot.
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 12:17AM (Unverified) said

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Does he/she get cake for that?
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 12:19AM (Unverified) said

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The cake is a lie!
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 5:03PM (Unverified) said

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I got cake. It was moist chocolate cake with vanilla icing.
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Posted: Oct 16th 2007 3:29AM Author X said

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The cake is worse than a lie. It's a horrible, horrible truth.
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 12:24AM ROBOCOLOSSUS said

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You must eat it regardless!
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 12:25AM (Unverified) said

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I need slow mo for that.
that is insane
btw I am guessing that in ep 3 you will have the portal gun or some variation of it.
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 12:28AM (Unverified) said

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slow. did it in 18
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 1:40PM kevlar said

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18 for me too... It was that miss when shooting through the first door. It hit the frame and fizzled.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 12:03AM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 12:30AM rokubungi said

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someone will probably have a 17 second level 15 by tomorrow there's a few spots with sloppy portaling in there
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 12:41AM monkeyfoool said

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Can someone pleaseeeeeee post a vid or a walkthrough on how to beat the last advanced level i cant freakin figure it out lol its way too hard.
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 12:34AM Lord Minogue said

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She left companion cube behind!
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 9:03AM captcarl said

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That wasn't the companion cube!
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 12:42AM (Unverified) said

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wow that's a nice reskin of the grav gun, i wondered what it'd look like

and that guy played that level way too much
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 1:20AM Naoki7 said

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Definitely not just a reskin of the grav gun :P The portal gun can't throw stuff around, just pick things up.
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 3:35AM Anticrawl said

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Wow where have you been? You can most certainly throw stuff with the protal gun. Have you been hopping through with the objects? Fuck that, can get around much faster by tossing them through with the trigger.
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 6:21AM OguzVS said

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So how do you throw objects?
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 5:03PM (Unverified) said

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Seriously, get out.
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 12:46AM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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Blah, I didn't get enough money for payday so I'll have to wait a bit more till I get my hands on Orange Box. But damn I wanna play me some portal.
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 1:20AM (Unverified) said

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You can get Portal separately for $20.

Man, I want to play this game so badly but my computer doesn't even meet the minimum requirements :<

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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 1:17AM razierklinge said

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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 4:28AM PoisonedAl said

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Yikes!
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 4:21PM (Unverified) said

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHtz6Q_JwNg

I literally cried of pity...pitying myself that is....
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 2:07AM (Unverified) said

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The Cake IS A LIE!!!
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 8:55AM Crono141 said

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Where the hell did this Meme come from? I know shagi said it in another thread, but I thought he was making it up, until now.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 9:04AM (Unverified) said

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Standard testing protocol does not allow me to answer this query as it will violate the contract between [Test Subject Name Here] and [Aperture Legal Scapegoat Name Here].
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 2:03AM (Unverified) said

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Remember when I was going to murder you, and you were like "No way!"? Too bad no one showed up to your party, because you murdered your only friend, the companion cube.
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 10:38PM Altairio said

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No one else wanted to come to your party because you are so unlikeable.
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 11:06PM (Unverified) said

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It says it right here in your file. Unliked. Liked by no one.
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 4:43AM (Unverified) said

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I miss my companion cube. Why!? Why did I euthanasias it?! It only said nice things about me...
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 7:47AM (Unverified) said

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Short games are the future!

Finally a game i can fit into my life without it taking so long that i get bored or forget what quest i'm supposed to be doing!

If only valve had worked out that episodic games should be really short before...
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 10:24AM LaughingTarget said

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I'd classify it as more along the lines of actually pricing these games right. I've spent $50 on games that were just as short. Those try to tell me the multiplayer makes up for it (not a crack on Halo, it is longer than this).
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 10:33AM (Unverified) said

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yeah, godess of war was only 5 hours and didnt have any multiplayer. that's overpriced
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 4:27PM (Unverified) said

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blooh, If you have played the game and knew a little more background information about the game, you would know why it is short, yet completly worth it.

The developers made it clear that they didn't want to add stuff just to make it longer, they wanted it to feel fulfilling (which it achieved), the deepness of the game is great (not much of a button smasher as many other games even GoW)

oh, and the cinematics are above ANYTHING else out that thus far, its just amazing, seriously, I saw my friend playing Halo 3 and I was like "wtf is that, ewww", Im dead serious, go and ask anyone that has played the game, the level of design of the game is amazing, beyond anything else I have seen :]
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 6:22PM (Unverified) said

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in after SDF
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 2:23PM Duke said

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Noshino, that came off as desperate. GG for the attack on Halo in order to defend your favorite 5 hour game.
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 9:03AM Kamizar said

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This was a triumph
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS!
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 9:19AM (Unverified) said

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It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture science: we do what we must because we can.
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 10:03AM Neebs said

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For the good of all of us.

Except the ones who are dead.
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 10:18AM Naoki7 said

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But there's no sense crying over every mistake

you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake!
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 12:07PM Bridget said

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And the science gets done and you make a neat gun

For the people who are still alive.
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 1:44PM kevlar said

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I'm not even angry.

I'm being so sincere right now.

Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 2:20PM TacoHell said

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and tore me to pieces.

and threw every piece into a fire.
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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 3:16PM (Unverified) said

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As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

Now these points of data make a beautiful line.


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Posted: Oct 14th 2007 4:05PM (Unverified) said

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And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time.

So I'm GLaD. I got burned.

Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.
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