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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:06PM (Unverified) said

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totally getting it day one
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Posted: Oct 16th 2007 1:01AM (Unverified) said

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For 20 bucks I can get me some cake er.. I mean Portal.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:08PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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Wow. I was expecting this game to totally suck.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:09PM (Unverified) said

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Looks like another million unit seller for Nintendo.. you guys are easily amused. Any other console gamer would see this for what it is.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:13PM Crono141 said

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Condecending response: Konny, you really are the most brilliant troll on joystiq. Meatbag.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:13PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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.....

Konny at this point do you even care what you post? Like do you get off on people hating your guts on the internet? Seriously, cause it's getting kind of sad and pathetic.

I mean don't you have better things to do like work or school?
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:20PM Hirsbrunner said

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Just like many readers of Joystiq see you for what you really are, Konny, a waste of oxygen.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:20PM (Unverified) said

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"Any other console gamer would see this for what it is."

...a fun sounding game for 20 bucks?
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 5:00PM (Unverified) said

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Your mom's minigame sucks

1. The controls are horrible, I always lose before I get to the end.
2. You set the high score last night and I can't beat it.
3. The graphics are really bad. The textures are all blurry.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:12PM Shagittarius said

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"...knocking down Zelda-themed bad guys in a series of game scenarios."

Here I'll fix that for you:

knocking down Zelda-themed bad guys in a series of mini-games.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:14PM Crono141 said

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Its 20 bucks, for the game and shell, what did you expect, COD4?

Where's the reset switch for your brain? You need a reboot.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:16PM Shagittarius said

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Just thought it was odd that the writer decided to use the unweildy phrase, "in a series of game scenarios." instead of saying mini games...
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:18PM (Unverified) said

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Your mom's a mini-game.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:18PM Crono141 said

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No, you didn't. You're intentionally trying to dig a 20 dollar pack in game for being shallow, when that criticism is hardly deserved in this case.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:19PM Shagittarius said

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But shes got depth.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:22PM Shagittarius said

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Sorry for all the comments but I'm on lunch right not...or should I say "I'm shoving a series of french fries into my facial orifice."
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:23PM (Unverified) said

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and a lot more re-playability.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:25PM Hirsbrunner said

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Sorry for all the comments but I'm on lunch right not...or should I say "I'm shoving a series of french fries into my fecal orifice."

Fixed.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:27PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah, I'm sure your mom's got plenty of depth. That's a result of being so damn casual.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:27PM Crono141 said

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If I were you, I wouldn't brag about my mom having "depth" in this sense. Unless your mom really is a whore.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:29PM Shagittarius said

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Casual is where teh monies are @.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:36PM (Unverified) said

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lol, crono's thought process:

1. i dont get it.
2. OMG I GET IT.
3. haha his mom has "depth".
4. QUICK i need to respond before two people say the same exact thing.
5. too late... ok i'll still respond anyway. hope i get half a heart!
6. AND i called shag's mom a whore. High Five!


stop getting pissed at shag--he said this is a series of minigames, and it is. wow, you point the remote, except it now looks like a gun, kind of. then you press a button to shoot things on the screen. so yeah, the "scenarios" are really just minigames--you can't really argue with that. and N made it about zelda, so the NDF would be unwavering in the game's defense. looks like fun, i'd play it, but its a series of minigames, surprise surprise.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:49PM (Unverified) said

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Haha, holy shit, funniest comment chain ever.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:58PM creid8 said

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You're entering the fries into a series of chewing scenarios.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 4:09PM Crono141 said

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LOL at GRANTED.

Seriously. I was dodging my boss mid comment, so I came in late. And my wit is broken.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:15PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Can't say I had high hopes for it, but I didn't expect it to be terrible, either (even at $20, they're reusing existing art resources to reduce costs, and it IS a Nintendo game).

I'm still cautious about the Wii Zapper itself. But, hey, it's only $20. And I'm sure SOMEONE will have it on sale.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:17PM (Unverified) said

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If I honestly believed the shell was worthwhile I would get this, but otherwise: no.

And how can there NOT be a simultaneous play mode? Though I guess it would be awkward for all but gallery since you control movement to some degree.

Online versus? haha
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:22PM (Unverified) said

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Now, that would be truly innovative.. a multiplayer Warhawk type game set within the Zelda universe, theres enough material there. But, that would be too time consuming to develop and beyond the skill level of typical wii owners.. so, more mini-games it is.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:25PM Shagittarius said

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How about a Mario themed Team Fortress?
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:26PM (Unverified) said

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there are many wii owner who are gamers. but i think you have a point: the overwhelming majority of wii owners wouldn't really know what to do in a competitive online gaming environment. which is just as well; i wouldn't want them on my team.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:32PM Crono141 said

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Do we need to do another poll here (amongst us hardcore gamers) to see how many of us own a wii?

Because if the overwhelming majority of us own a wii (with or without another system), then we can conclusively state that the majority of hardcore gamers own a wii across the board.

This fact would render comments like "the overwhelming majority of wii owners wouldn't really know what to do in a competitive online gaming environment." null and void. If just as many hardcore gamers own a wii as own a 360 or PS3, then it would be safe to say that "we can handle" complicated games.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:33PM Zertoss said

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LOL silly fanboys, the only idiots are you. You, who would limit yourselves to only one console. If you were really gamers, you'd be playing games for fun, not to prove how big your penis is to a bunch of people on the internet.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:43PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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@Zertoss

Exactly.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:43PM (Unverified) said

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ok let's take a poll here on joystiq and see if we hit 0.01% of the wii's fanbase.

btw i like the wii and i've had a lot of fun playing wii sports with my buddies. but i see it for what it is. i am impressed by its accessibility, but not by it's games. its a subjective opinion and i'm not forcing it on anyone. btw calling someone an idiot on the internet is a bit hypocritical (i know from experience).
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:47PM samfish said

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"the overwhelming majority of wii owners wouldn't really know what to do in a competitive online gaming environment"

Time for a reality check, kids:
Either only Nintendo games sell on Nintendo systems because Nintendo fans only buy Nintendo consoles for Nintendo games

OR

"Casual" gamers/soccer moms/grandmas are the ones buying the Wii and have no clue how to play these "hardcore" games.

Which is it, Nintendtrolls? Because it seems to me that with the epic failure of 3rd parties on the Wii up to this point, it can't ALL be soccer moms buying this thing.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 4:12PM (Unverified) said

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Crono,

Please don't ever apply for a job at Gallop. Even if the majority of hardcore players owned a Wii, that wouldn't mean that the majority of Wii owners are hardcore.

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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 4:53PM Crono141 said

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I never said it would mean the majority of Wii owners are hardcore. I said it would mean a majority of hardcore gamers are wii owners, which would mean there is just as large a pool of hardcore gamers to purchace hardcore games on the wii as there is for the 360.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 5:26PM (Unverified) said

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I was responding to the following:

"Because if the overwhelming majority of us own a wii (with or without another system), then we can conclusively state that the majority of hardcore gamers own a wii across the board.

This fact would render comments like 'the overwhelming majority of wii owners wouldn't really know what to do in a competitive online gaming environment.' null and void."

The fact that the majority of hardcore gamers owned a Wii would NOT render such comments null and void, because hardcore gamers are not necessarily the majority of wii owners.

I don't necessarily disagree with your premise of "the majority of Wii owners are not clueless." I'm just playing logic police.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:22PM (Unverified) said

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The REAL Link would never use a crossbow. Crossbows are for pansies who can't shoot a real longbow.

It's an impostor Link!
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:33PM (Unverified) said

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*shoots Jan Jan (Bins?) with a crossbow.

Actually Crossbows>Longbows,crossbows can pierce armor.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:36PM (Unverified) said

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Crossbow is the original sniper rifle.

Hell even back in medieval ages kings would send notes to other kings that went like this:

"wtf n00b stop camping. cr0ssbow is so cheap it shuld be called LAMEbow. ur army is teh spawn camping rite outside of our base, g3y. LRN2PLAY n stop usin the AWP (automated wooden pwnerizer)"

That's not word per word but a pretty close translation to some medieval stuff I read in school.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 4:08PM (Unverified) said

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Not so much. There are long bows with with enormous draw weights as well. The main benefit of the cross bow is that is relatively easy to train someone to use one. You can probably be fairly effective with a crossbow in a week or two where a long bow requires years of training. Not just to shoot straight, but to develop the muscles needed to fire the heavier longbows. Much the same reason early firearms took over.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:30PM (Unverified) said

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Finally Link after a crapton of quests you are finally worthy of having your name in the title congrats oh wait it seems the full title is the Legend of Zelda:Links Crossbow Training ouch.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:33PM Crono141 said

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He got his name in the title for Zelda II: The Adventure of Link.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:44PM (Unverified) said

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And A Link to the Past (if you count that) and Link's Awakening (and no the CD-i games don't count before anybody says that).
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 4:22PM (Unverified) said

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I meant his name alone because the main title is Always the Legend of Zelda but never the Legend of link or something like that and since he is the main character that's kind of unfair don't ya think.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 6:17PM Gun Barrier said

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Yea but most people wouldn't know that it was a Zelda game without the word Zelda in it. Link's Crossbow training would probably be only known after they saw a picture of link himself on the boxart.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 3:48PM Vidikron said

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Looks better than I thought it would be. I just think it's a shame you can't actually aim down the barrel like you could with the old zapper. Game likes this lose something as a result. But I guess that's more problem with the different types of display technologies around today than anything else. Maybe the triangulation is the only way to go?
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 4:18PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah, if you've ever seen the box for a Time Crisis game on PS2 that includes the GunCon controller, just looking at the box art/text describing what types of displays WILL NOT work with the game, yeah I'm guessing IR triangulation is much easy to work with and not add more hardware to the mix. Too much variance in user displays, the Zapper/SuperScope/etc were back when well over 95% of users had basic picture tube sets.
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Posted: Oct 15th 2007 4:58PM Crono141 said

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I remember how pissed I was when I discovered (through trial and error) that my superscope wouldn't work on my LCD. I was most upset. I went through all the stages. 1st was denial, where I swore that either the receiver or the gun itself was broke. Then I took them apart and cleaned all the connections and it still didn't work.

Then, after an internet search, I discovered the horrible horrible truth.
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