Sony unveils the chocolate PS3
by Justin McElroy 
{ Oct 15th 2007 at 4:26PM }
Think about it. After the first time you played Lair then looked at the calendar and saw how long it was until Metal Gear Solid 4, would you have really been able to resist just eating the PS3 whole? Can you think of any Wii game that could be described as "better than eating a block of chocolate, a bar of chocolate, a rope of chocolate and an analog stick of chocolate"? And what about the 360? Can you imagine how tough it is to get melted chocolate stains off of an entertainment center?
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Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Oct 15th 2007 4:30PM
mmmmmm....chocolaty.
Matt B @ Oct 15th 2007 6:26PM
Some other pics from the event:
http://i24.tinypic.com/1z4g0ic.jpg
http://www.pencilero.com/images/omake/Koolps3.jpg
I take no credit for these.
mr nimblewick (SegaDF - Jogurt Ring) @ Oct 15th 2007 4:30PM
I would turn off WiiConnect24, that's for sure.
mr nimblewick (SegaDF - Jogurt Ring) @ Oct 15th 2007 4:31PM
That kid's got some PS3 on his face.
B1gC72 @ Oct 15th 2007 5:28PM
lol
LaughingTarget @ Oct 15th 2007 4:32PM
Great, corporate sponsorship of obesity...
borland502 (SDF - Macross Ring) @ Oct 15th 2007 4:53PM
Well yes, if you eat the whole damn thing in one go. And then go out for a chocolate 360 and finish with a chocolate Wii snack.
Even a supermodel can eat a big mac. It's eating a big mac every day that is the killer. But then, transferring the blame is always easier. Damn corporations.
Hardcore @ Oct 15th 2007 5:00PM
You mean Ninetendo with their fat plumber that encourage obesity among children in the US.
Blast Processing Megadrive @ Oct 16th 2007 12:12AM
@ Hardcore:
Mario may be big (though, nothing compared to Wario!), he is quite active. Running, jumping, fighting, and plays sports.
Guess he's like Santa, in the sense no matter how much excercise he gets, he never loses weight. I mean, c'mon. St. Nick travels the entire Earth in one night? That's hard work, man.
Crono (NDF - Knight of the Old School) @ Oct 15th 2007 4:32PM
The only way they can make people want a PS3.
Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Oct 15th 2007 4:33PM
nice.
Andy @ Oct 15th 2007 4:35PM
Crap. Now I have to say I want a PS3, even without any games. Looks like I'm now as dumb as the people who bought a $600.00 non chocolate shiny thingy.
upz @ Oct 15th 2007 8:52PM
Well, we made it past four comments before something like this. I'm pretty sure that's a new record for a PS3-related article.
Crono (NDF - Knight of the Old School) @ Oct 16th 2007 8:59AM
I'm just suprised nobody made the joke before me.
NATO_Duke @ Oct 15th 2007 4:37PM
Oh, now what SDF - you cant defend this model on its BluRay use! Ha, ha ha!!!!!!
/sarcasm
WiNG @ Oct 15th 2007 4:39PM
I want a chocolate Wii
It could be 2 chocolate gamecubes smooshed together with rich creamy filling. Kind of like an Oreo.
Question: can you use a regular PS3 to grill a chocolate PS3 into a smores?
Crono (NDF - Knight of the Old School) @ Oct 15th 2007 4:40PM
They make those. You just have to go to a specialty bakery...
OHHHH, you mean a chocolate Nintendo Wii.
Nevermind.
Kazi @ Oct 15th 2007 4:47PM
PS3 Chocolate, Wii marshmallow and 360 gramcracker?
WiNG @ Oct 15th 2007 4:59PM
PS3 Chocolate
Wii mashmallow
Zune graham crackers (brown)
360 overheating oven
Korova @ Oct 16th 2007 8:01AM
A chocolate Wii is usually bigger than a white Wii.
konajinx @ Oct 15th 2007 4:45PM
Hey, hey! A PS3 actually put to use! Thank you! I'll be here all week at the Howard Johnson's cocktail lounge!
Seriously, though. Is this thing BC?
Crono (NDF - Knight of the Old School) @ Oct 15th 2007 4:59PM
Fully BC with dark chocolate and milk chocolate.
blooh (CDF - Nipple Ring) @ Oct 15th 2007 4:46PM
hopefully those are more like 5.99 us dollars
ssuk @ Oct 15th 2007 4:53PM
This is Diabetes!
Grant @ Oct 15th 2007 4:58PM
LIES!
everything is better when it's made of chocolate... except for chocolate coins, but thats only because they use the chocolate that they found left over in Count Chocula's old underpants.
Fox318 @ Oct 15th 2007 4:58PM
The question is are there any good Blu-Candy disks to play on the console?b
T3H WICKERMAN (FDF) @ Oct 15th 2007 5:03PM
Ive opted to go with the 360 and its white chocolate disc format.
Neebs @ Oct 15th 2007 5:18PM
I have nothing to say but this:
http://i24.tinypic.com/1z4g0ic.jpg
T3H WICKERMAN (FDF) @ Oct 15th 2007 5:23PM
gabe FTC (for the candy) ha.
NATO_Duke @ Oct 15th 2007 5:40PM
Nice +1!
Go get em tiger!!!
Brent @ Oct 15th 2007 5:23PM
The chocolate 360 comes complete with a red vine ring on the front.
XBox 360 + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious
CaptainAmericaX @ Oct 15th 2007 5:23PM
This is such a ripoff bundles...
If I'm gonna get a ps3 I want it to be BC with White Chocolate as well...
hotnutz @ Oct 15th 2007 5:24PM
heh heh - if the 360 were made out of chocolate, you would either have to
a) send it back because 30% of the chocolate is "bad" because Microsoft didn't research their ingredients properly and wanted a chocolate bar on the market before everyone else. Microsoft would say "hey, don't worry about the bad chocolate, we will send you a new chocolate bar that may or may not have "bad" ingredients in it.
or
b) keep it in the freezer all the time otherwise it would melt if exposed to temperatures over 0 degrees Celsius (or if it was put in a box with a chocolate PS3)
:)
blooh (CDF - Nipple Ring) @ Oct 15th 2007 5:34PM
too wordy, you ruined the joke
also you were beaten
Zodiak @ Oct 15th 2007 5:26PM
ANOTHER SKU Sony? lol.
Me thinks the 360 is strawberry ;)
Too @ Oct 15th 2007 5:40PM
Does anyone else remember the Annoynance series on Joystiq when the 360 first came out?
I'll never forgot this.... one of the annoyances was that the 360 *wasn't* made out of chocolate
muppetmeth @ Oct 15th 2007 6:36PM
"Plastic doesn't taste nearly as good as chocolate (Xbox 360 annoyance #005)" February 22, 2006.
Wtf. Joystiq is pissed the 360 is not made of chocolate and are happy the PS3 is not made of chocolate?
just_a_guy @ Oct 18th 2007 1:02PM
wow... the chocolate PS3 acually is better than the actual PS3!
Ihya @ Oct 15th 2007 7:16PM
So I guess the 4th dimension turns out to be chocolate.
I can live with that.
Howard-the-Duck @ Oct 15th 2007 9:22PM
Tay Zonday would approve
Nmaster @ Oct 15th 2007 9:42PM
Sony finally found a model that's actually worth it's price tag!
Wonder if it has heating issues...
busydoingnothing @ Oct 15th 2007 9:50PM
Finally, the PS3 is colored to properly reflect its true worth.
I'm sorry; cheap shot. I couldn't resist.
Maximus @ Oct 15th 2007 10:05PM
For some reason I want a PS3 now... a chocolate one.
rotulos1 @ Oct 15th 2007 11:17PM
Sony removed the emotion engine and the graphics Synthesizer and replaced them with creamy nugget and peanuts.
blooh (CDF - Nipple Ring) @ Oct 15th 2007 11:55PM
it's "nougat"
OhJustSomeRandomGuy @ Oct 16th 2007 2:12AM
*OBJECTION!*
Uh, sorry Justin. Nice try with your revisionist history. Trying to claim you guys at Joystiq HQ never wished to have your consoles made out of chocolate.
If that's the case, then how do you explain this?!
*Present Joystiq link*
http://www.joystiq.com/2005/12/06/plastic-doesnt-taste-nearly-as-good-as-chocolate-xbox-360/
/call Justin McElroy shocked pose
*courtoom gasps audibly*
ThornedVenom @ Oct 16th 2007 2:58AM
Making a grill out of solid chocolate sounds contradictory. ;P
(by the way, little offended girlscouts, that was a joke)
-Z- @ Oct 16th 2007 4:26AM
So they give out chocolate PS3s instead of not screwing over their European consumers. Superb, Sony, superb.
Emophia @ Oct 16th 2007 5:49AM
That's because nobody loves Europe... Really... I live here... And I can't wait top go back to Canada and not get raped everyday when it comes to prices...
deaftly @ Oct 16th 2007 9:22AM
id would take a chocolate ps3 over a regular ps3 anyday