Sony unveils the chocolate PS3

by Justin McElroy { Oct 15th 2007 at 4:26PM }

We were perusing pictures of the 150 chocolate PS3s that Sony created for Italian event Eurochocolate when it occurred to us: Video game consoles are some of the few items we use in out day-to-day life that we're really glad aren't actually made out of chocolate.

Think about it. After the first time you played Lair then looked at the calendar and saw how long it was until Metal Gear Solid 4, would you have really been able to resist just eating the PS3 whole? Can you think of any Wii game that could be described as "better than eating a block of chocolate, a bar of chocolate, a rope of chocolate and an analog stick of chocolate"? And what about the 360? Can you imagine how tough it is to get melted chocolate stains off of an entertainment center?

Tags: playstation3, sony, wii, xbox360

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Oct 15th 2007 4:30PM

mmmmmm....chocolaty.

Matt B @ Oct 15th 2007 6:26PM

Some other pics from the event:

http://i24.tinypic.com/1z4g0ic.jpg

http://www.pencilero.com/images/omake/Koolps3.jpg

I take no credit for these.

mr nimblewick (SegaDF - Jogurt Ring) @ Oct 15th 2007 4:30PM

I would turn off WiiConnect24, that's for sure.

mr nimblewick (SegaDF - Jogurt Ring) @ Oct 15th 2007 4:31PM

That kid's got some PS3 on his face.

B1gC72 @ Oct 15th 2007 5:28PM

lol

LaughingTarget @ Oct 15th 2007 4:32PM

Great, corporate sponsorship of obesity...

borland502 (SDF - Macross Ring) @ Oct 15th 2007 4:53PM

Well yes, if you eat the whole damn thing in one go. And then go out for a chocolate 360 and finish with a chocolate Wii snack.

Even a supermodel can eat a big mac. It's eating a big mac every day that is the killer. But then, transferring the blame is always easier. Damn corporations.

Hardcore @ Oct 15th 2007 5:00PM

You mean Ninetendo with their fat plumber that encourage obesity among children in the US.

Blast Processing Megadrive @ Oct 16th 2007 12:12AM

@ Hardcore:
Mario may be big (though, nothing compared to Wario!), he is quite active. Running, jumping, fighting, and plays sports.

Guess he's like Santa, in the sense no matter how much excercise he gets, he never loses weight. I mean, c'mon. St. Nick travels the entire Earth in one night? That's hard work, man.

Crono (NDF - Knight of the Old School) @ Oct 15th 2007 4:32PM

The only way they can make people want a PS3.

Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Oct 15th 2007 4:33PM

nice.

Andy @ Oct 15th 2007 4:35PM

Crap. Now I have to say I want a PS3, even without any games. Looks like I'm now as dumb as the people who bought a $600.00 non chocolate shiny thingy.

upz @ Oct 15th 2007 8:52PM

Well, we made it past four comments before something like this. I'm pretty sure that's a new record for a PS3-related article.

Crono (NDF - Knight of the Old School) @ Oct 16th 2007 8:59AM

I'm just suprised nobody made the joke before me.

NATO_Duke @ Oct 15th 2007 4:37PM

Oh, now what SDF - you cant defend this model on its BluRay use! Ha, ha ha!!!!!!

/sarcasm

WiNG @ Oct 15th 2007 4:39PM

I want a chocolate Wii

It could be 2 chocolate gamecubes smooshed together with rich creamy filling. Kind of like an Oreo.

Question: can you use a regular PS3 to grill a chocolate PS3 into a smores?

Crono (NDF - Knight of the Old School) @ Oct 15th 2007 4:40PM

They make those. You just have to go to a specialty bakery...

OHHHH, you mean a chocolate Nintendo Wii.

Nevermind.

Kazi @ Oct 15th 2007 4:47PM

PS3 Chocolate, Wii marshmallow and 360 gramcracker?

WiNG @ Oct 15th 2007 4:59PM

PS3 Chocolate
Wii mashmallow
Zune graham crackers (brown)
360 overheating oven

Korova @ Oct 16th 2007 8:01AM

A chocolate Wii is usually bigger than a white Wii.

konajinx @ Oct 15th 2007 4:45PM

Hey, hey! A PS3 actually put to use! Thank you! I'll be here all week at the Howard Johnson's cocktail lounge!

Seriously, though. Is this thing BC?

Crono (NDF - Knight of the Old School) @ Oct 15th 2007 4:59PM

Fully BC with dark chocolate and milk chocolate.

blooh (CDF - Nipple Ring) @ Oct 15th 2007 4:46PM

hopefully those are more like 5.99 us dollars

ssuk @ Oct 15th 2007 4:53PM

This is Diabetes!

Grant @ Oct 15th 2007 4:58PM

LIES!
everything is better when it's made of chocolate... except for chocolate coins, but thats only because they use the chocolate that they found left over in Count Chocula's old underpants.

Fox318 @ Oct 15th 2007 4:58PM

The question is are there any good Blu-Candy disks to play on the console?b

T3H WICKERMAN (FDF) @ Oct 15th 2007 5:03PM

Ive opted to go with the 360 and its white chocolate disc format.

Neebs @ Oct 15th 2007 5:18PM

I have nothing to say but this:
http://i24.tinypic.com/1z4g0ic.jpg

T3H WICKERMAN (FDF) @ Oct 15th 2007 5:23PM

gabe FTC (for the candy) ha.

NATO_Duke @ Oct 15th 2007 5:40PM

Nice +1!

Go get em tiger!!!

Brent @ Oct 15th 2007 5:23PM

The chocolate 360 comes complete with a red vine ring on the front.

XBox 360 + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious

CaptainAmericaX @ Oct 15th 2007 5:23PM

This is such a ripoff bundles...

If I'm gonna get a ps3 I want it to be BC with White Chocolate as well...

hotnutz @ Oct 15th 2007 5:24PM

heh heh - if the 360 were made out of chocolate, you would either have to

a) send it back because 30% of the chocolate is "bad" because Microsoft didn't research their ingredients properly and wanted a chocolate bar on the market before everyone else. Microsoft would say "hey, don't worry about the bad chocolate, we will send you a new chocolate bar that may or may not have "bad" ingredients in it.

or

b) keep it in the freezer all the time otherwise it would melt if exposed to temperatures over 0 degrees Celsius (or if it was put in a box with a chocolate PS3)

:)

blooh (CDF - Nipple Ring) @ Oct 15th 2007 5:34PM

too wordy, you ruined the joke

also you were beaten

Zodiak @ Oct 15th 2007 5:26PM

ANOTHER SKU Sony? lol.

Me thinks the 360 is strawberry ;)

Too @ Oct 15th 2007 5:40PM

Does anyone else remember the Annoynance series on Joystiq when the 360 first came out?

I'll never forgot this.... one of the annoyances was that the 360 *wasn't* made out of chocolate

muppetmeth @ Oct 15th 2007 6:36PM

"Plastic doesn't taste nearly as good as chocolate (Xbox 360 annoyance #005)" February 22, 2006.

Wtf. Joystiq is pissed the 360 is not made of chocolate and are happy the PS3 is not made of chocolate?

just_a_guy @ Oct 18th 2007 1:02PM

wow... the chocolate PS3 acually is better than the actual PS3!

Ihya @ Oct 15th 2007 7:16PM

So I guess the 4th dimension turns out to be chocolate.

I can live with that.

Howard-the-Duck @ Oct 15th 2007 9:22PM

Tay Zonday would approve

Nmaster @ Oct 15th 2007 9:42PM

Sony finally found a model that's actually worth it's price tag!

Wonder if it has heating issues...

busydoingnothing @ Oct 15th 2007 9:50PM

Finally, the PS3 is colored to properly reflect its true worth.

I'm sorry; cheap shot. I couldn't resist.

Maximus @ Oct 15th 2007 10:05PM

For some reason I want a PS3 now... a chocolate one.

rotulos1 @ Oct 15th 2007 11:17PM

Sony removed the emotion engine and the graphics Synthesizer and replaced them with creamy nugget and peanuts.

blooh (CDF - Nipple Ring) @ Oct 15th 2007 11:55PM

it's "nougat"

OhJustSomeRandomGuy @ Oct 16th 2007 2:12AM

*OBJECTION!*

Uh, sorry Justin. Nice try with your revisionist history. Trying to claim you guys at Joystiq HQ never wished to have your consoles made out of chocolate.

If that's the case, then how do you explain this?!

*Present Joystiq link*

http://www.joystiq.com/2005/12/06/plastic-doesnt-taste-nearly-as-good-as-chocolate-xbox-360/

/call Justin McElroy shocked pose

*courtoom gasps audibly*