Is that who we think it is, plopped over there by the steps and playing a DS? You'd think he'd have one of the newer models, right? And doesn't he look a lot "portlier" on TV? So this is why we haven't seen New Super Mario Bros. 2 yet; Mario's been dicking around, training his face while neglecting his princess-saving duties. While we're on the topic, we wonder if Face Training takes wild, magnificent moustaches into account.



