Today's sequelier video: Master Chief Sucks At Halo 3
by Kevin Kelly 
{ Oct 18th 2007 at 2:29AM }
Well, you thought maybe he was down for the count with the release of Halo 3, right? Master Chief would be far too busy to make a sequel. Perhaps even too busy to utter a single lolololololol. Well, you were wrong. Here's the proof. He's been drinking Halo 3 Mountain Dew, reading Halo novels, and wearing the Halo 3 helmet.
You get to see how Master Chief puts his little videos together, how he types, and how l33t he is. Just check out the headshot he manages to get. We can hardly wait for Master Chief Sucks At Halo 4. There's gonna be one, right? RIGHT?! We'll be here, waiting.
If you haven't seen the original Master Chief Sucks At Halo, or the sequel, then you've been missing out. Check 'em out, and then take a gander at part three.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
michas_pi @ Oct 18th 2007 3:02AM
Holy shit this is funny.
The previous two are hilarious but this one takes the cake (which is a lie).
Also, massive LOL @ Deadrising, Gears, and Bioshock in the trash.
afr @ Oct 18th 2007 6:24AM
ROFL
"Oh god, you dropped the fucking camera"
"lollollololololololloloolololllolool"
very good :D
hoagie @ Oct 18th 2007 9:48AM
Hahahaha, these are great!
:Happy Face:
vern @ Oct 18th 2007 3:31AM
Priceless ! :)
MORE MORE MORE !!
samfish (MSDF- Nurse Outfit!) @ Oct 18th 2007 3:36AM
Haha- awesome!
PsychoWarden @ Oct 18th 2007 3:37AM
God, I remember the original one of these. That was great.
Philip @ Oct 18th 2007 3:43AM
That was way better then any of the other ones.
Grey Fox @ Oct 18th 2007 3:05PM
Another awesome video and that intro is fucking hilarious!
Neebs @ Oct 18th 2007 6:12AM
YES! Will watch later!
Jouten @ Oct 18th 2007 9:47AM
That was hilarious lmao! =D
LAZoftheTamarinds @ Oct 18th 2007 10:02AM
So funny.So awesome. I hope they make more!
The intro was LOL!
Gangsta Smurf @ Oct 18th 2007 10:04AM
Oh great, now everyone at work thinks I'm stoned for laughing so much.
HineyWipe @ Oct 18th 2007 10:19AM
Swordswordswordsword!
The ninja armor! I thought I was teh only one!
thomashenwood @ Oct 18th 2007 11:11AM
I am 1337est ev4r I wi11 m4ke meh a m0nta4ge!
Best yet, needs more.
fludblud @ Oct 18th 2007 12:08PM
WHAT?! IM NOT TEH ONLY ONE WIF TEH NINJA ARMOUR???????
blooh (CDF - Nipple Ring) @ Oct 18th 2007 12:08PM
that was great, it really captures the spirit of the fellow halo 3 player
refinedsugar @ Oct 18th 2007 12:32PM
That was pretty good, way better than the 2st one. Glad he brought back the Snowbound gag.
DWells55 @ Oct 18th 2007 12:56PM
llololoollololooll taht wuz teh bestest 1 yet lololollo
ima go sho it 2 mah frenz now
exit stencil @ Oct 18th 2007 2:42PM
So hilarious.
ill trooper @ Oct 18th 2007 7:09PM
Seeing that commercial at the start reminds me of the hope I had for something that gnarly and massive to ACTUALLY happen in the game... Oh well.
bluestriker @ Oct 19th 2007 12:07AM
This man is the man.
CyberKnight @ Oct 21st 2007 3:17PM
So is this the one that completes the story arc? :D