Video: Master Chief Sucks at Halo 3

by Richard Mitchell on Oct 18th 2007 12:45PM

As satires of Halo culture go, the Master Chief Sucks series is pretty damned spot on, and the third entry is no exception.So, you all remember how much Master Chief sucked at the Halo 3 beta, right? And of course he sucked at Halo 2 as well. Well, now Halo 3 is finally here and he's putting it to the test. Far be it from us to spoil such a momentous occasion, but he sucks at Halo 3 as well. Still, the Chief manages to pull off an actual headshot. Yes, you heard that right. A headshot. So, what else can he do but make his own 1337 montage video? Nothing, that's what. Check out the video above. If you need a refresher on the first two episodes, find them embedded after the break.

[Via Joystiq]

Master Chief Sucks at Halo

Master Chief Sucks at Halo 2

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Tags: 343-Industries, Bungie, Bungie-Studios, FPS, halo, halo-3, master-chief, masterchief, Microsoft-Game-Studios

Reader Comments (12)

It didn't list it in the credits, but I'm pretty sure that the first music is the Fratelli Chase theme from The Goonies. Nice.

The video does an excellent job at capturing the....not so pleasant ways that some people interact on Halo 3. The video is just so well done that you can't help but find something that is funny. :p

The part where he's wearing the Legendary Helmet is LOL worthy.

hahaha that was awesome

Hmm...never laughed once...

Omg these videos are hilarious. Arbiter is his bitch lol.

Also like #1, the "Believe Trailer music" is Raindrop Prelude by Frederik Chopin, lol.

I love DigitalPh33r's stuff!

wow i was literally laughing so hard in the middle of this. the computer robot voice is hilarious... and it totally describes how immature people talk on xbox live sometimes. I WANT MORE digitalph33r!!!!!!!