Mass Effect is done and you still can't play it
Do you have a sense of rightness, of glee seeping into your nervous system? It's not your imagination. That's the sixth gamer sense letting you know that somewhere in the world BioWare's next RPG Mass Effect is complete. ... Or you're a crystal meth fiend. It's tough to say. But since you're reading Joystiq and not CheapDiscreetPseudoephedrine.com, we're going to assume it's the first one.
But you're probably also discovering that you're feeling a little empty inside. That's because you know that, despite its incontrovertible done-ness, you still can't play Mass Effect until its release a month from now. ... That, or your having a post-meth-high crash. It's one of the two.
[Thanks, EvanB]
But you're probably also discovering that you're feeling a little empty inside. That's because you know that, despite its incontrovertible done-ness, you still can't play Mass Effect until its release a month from now. ... That, or your having a post-meth-high crash. It's one of the two.
[Thanks, EvanB]












Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
NaeemTHM @ Oct 22nd 2007 12:53PM
You sick bastard! Why would you do that....now the wait is worse T__T
FrankTheCrank @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:15PM
I had like 6 hot dogs at lunch....I'm going to have a Mass Effect in the rest room soon.
NaeemTHM @ Oct 22nd 2007 2:16PM
Dont you mean...an ASS Effect. Oh me.
Cellien @ Oct 22nd 2007 12:53PM
It's pretty common for a game to be done around a month before release, no? Gotta have time for manufacturing and shipping!
Grant @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:31PM
yup, typical games have about a 2-3 week manufacturing process once it goes gold.
Games that are supposed to be big like H3, Gears, any mario game, etc... have extra lead time and usually clock in at about a month.
Grant @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:38PM
nice post justin, i lol'd.
So, Mass Effect going to be any good?
i've read the stories, i've seen some screens and videos, but nothings really impressed me yet.
it kinda comes off as a DMC, but futuristic, and more RPG and less action game.
megaStryke @ Oct 22nd 2007 12:57PM
Or just do what Ethan did:
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20071008
JLynx @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:02PM
INSTA-BUY!!!
Roger @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:03PM
My Baby...My Baby...Where's my baby!?
FOXHOUND @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:19PM
"...I'll help you find your baby, ma'am!
...With my wrench!"
JerJerBinks @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:35PM
How long for the PC version? Its not like there arent a bajillion other games coming out in the next 2 months, but I am intereested in anything that Bioware does. Hopefully its not the godawful 2 years it takes Halo versions to come out on the PC.
Cyro @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:59PM
Well now that EA owns Bioware, I would guess maybe less than a year or maybe a year. You will see mass effect on every playable platform. Its EA, they fuck up everything.
robert @ Oct 22nd 2007 2:30PM
how does releasing a game on every platform fuck it up?
if you buy it now and it goes to another platform later the quality of the game you already bought isn't going to change in any way.
Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Oct 22nd 2007 3:02PM
@robert.
Exactly. It's good for both players and developers if the game came on multiple platforms(more people will get to play this game and Bioware gets more money). There's nothing wrong with that. Seriously, I'm getting tired of the retarded EA hate here. While I agree that they did a lot of stupid shit in the past, they have improved somewhat and there are some games coming from them that are interesting. EA is currently suffering from the Ben Affleck affect where people hate on EA simply because everyone is doing it.
Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Oct 22nd 2007 3:04PM
I meant effect. Sorry.
Mike @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:09PM
I'm kind of glad this isn't out yet. It gives me a chance to finish Bioshock and Orange Box.
Shagittarius @ Oct 22nd 2007 6:42PM
It might help if you actually played your games rather than stare at them in their cases.
Mike @ Oct 23rd 2007 9:25AM
If my 360 didn't die I would have a chance to finish them, jackass.
Odog4ever @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:21PM
Damn. That mean we have to wait 2-3 weeks for one of the big box stores to "accidentaly" break the street date.
Rob Accomando @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:28PM
Is Justin trying to come clean and admit he has a meth problem?
NATO_Duke @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:10PM
I am pretend playing it right now. Though, it seems a lot like postig on the internet. Why did they make a game about that? Im confused.
Joshua Earles-Bennett @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:19PM
It's good to know at least that the game is done and that it will definitely hit on street date and there will be no more pushing the date back.
KiraXD @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:13PM
Its the meth withdrawls for me... have you ever played an RPG all gacked out? you can finish a 50 hour rpg in 3hrs.
Sean @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:32PM
Impressive. Most impressive.
Hamza @ Oct 22nd 2007 10:00PM
Someone please steal the game and review it. This is what's going to make or break whether I buy an Xbox 360.
Slaziman @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:28PM
Haha, very funny post xD
Dadidito @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:30PM
Instant buy for me too. Good thing. My coffin just arrived and Im hoping that it returns faster than their stated 3-4 weeks. Anyone knows how long? So excited. Played KotOR 1 and 2 and if it even remotely feels the same it will satisfy me completely.
dan stabbingworth @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:34PM
Can't it be both?
pointfour @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:56PM
I was going to ask the exact same question.
Grant @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:39PM
nice post justin, i lol'd.
So, Mass Effect going to be any good?
i've read the stories, i've seen some screens and videos, but nothings really impressed me yet.
it kinda comes off as a DMC, but futuristic, and more RPG and less action game.
we really need an option to delete our own posts, cause the reply system never seems to work correctly for me.
arrrgh @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:54PM
the thing is supposed to be the AI interaction (story wise)
supposed to be like an old school lucasarts game kinda thing (but much more intricate) where you have to watch what you say and treat ppl properly...hopefully it actually works out like that
Grant @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:59PM
so,
KOTOR - Star Wars + More Action = Mass Effect?
arrrgh @ Oct 22nd 2007 4:09PM
sorta...but it's supposed to be more in depth and detailed than anything before it. big project....bioware
arrrgh @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:53PM
i just got a 360 and am finishing gears, dead rising and skate. With all the shit on xbla as well.. I've got a a month to kill ;)
timnc @ Oct 22nd 2007 1:58PM
The movie industry does this already, except they hold movies for months.
Count Noobula @ Oct 22nd 2007 2:16PM
I couldn't play it anyways, my 360 is RRoD for now. This time though, I got to the highest level of customer service. They have promised to "take care of me", whatever that means.....
Oh well, I'll have the UK version of The Witcher to play through.
Witcher= RPG of the year. And it will pwn Mass Effect, though Mass Effect will still be good and will pwn Drake's Fortune on the same day.
Batzarro @ Oct 22nd 2007 2:19PM
Me WANT...Cannot wait...
PhrawzT @ Oct 22nd 2007 3:51PM
I need my Mass Effect fix. I am growing bored with Bioshock and Halo 3.
jc @ Oct 23rd 2007 12:31AM
Pick up Orange Box. After finishing replaying the Half-Life 2 series and Portal, I cant stop playing TF2. This game has consumed my life.
tmacairjordan87 @ Oct 22nd 2007 3:28PM
ugh not you too joystiq, why taunt me further? this week's 1up podcast davidson bragged that he beat the game, but since he couldn't talk about it all he said was "it was very very satisfying" >.
RKN2K @ Oct 22nd 2007 4:01PM
"That, or your having a post-meth-high crash."
:cringe"
You're! YOU'RE!
arrrgh @ Oct 22nd 2007 4:18PM
SERIOUSLY
shit makes me want to put my thumbs into my eyes and swirl them around
Jim @ Oct 22nd 2007 5:02PM
You know why we'll have to wait? Because EA has some new ideas for the game... like a new cover art:
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/3116/boxpc5.jpg
*LOL*
Moofree @ Oct 22nd 2007 5:40PM
It should be out a week early on the piracy scene.
Maybe if they'd start releasing games a week early at retail, I'd start buying games again :)
CaptainAmericaX @ Oct 23rd 2007 12:06AM
Sweet
Now I'll just wait for the reviews and more gameplay to decide if its worth the money and time.
LIke I'm hoping it reaches BioShock greatness. Otherwise I won't touch it.