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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:29PM (Unverified) said

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Is it wrong that I am totally sexually aroused by that picture?

Really, I want SSMB right now.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:35PM samfish said

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Wh-wh...WHAT'S GOING ON?! My pants! Th-they're getting...so...TIGHT! AAARRRRGHH! No! This can't be! This...this can't be happening! Becoming...a-aroused by a-a-an anthro..pomorphic FOX! No! NO!! NO!!!!!

*BO-I-I-I-I-I-NG!!!*

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:41PM (Unverified) said

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Short answer: Yes.

Long answer: Hell yes.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:42PM (Unverified) said

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lol@samfish. + for you
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:52PM (Unverified) said

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OP: I'm pretty sure you meant to post this comment on 4chan, not Joystiq.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 5:19PM Silver R Wolfe said

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Oh please no, I so don't want her to be in this game for THOSE EXACT REASONS!

Oh the damn furry pronz that will exist! D:
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 5:37PM (Unverified) said

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I don't think it's confirmed yet that Krystal will be in Super Smash MOTHERS' Ball.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 6:00PM Arkv2 said

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Anymore doubts about (human) porn being an important part of (healthy) growing?
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Posted: Oct 30th 2007 8:02AM (Unverified) said

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@Silver R. Wolfe

That's sarcasm, right? Just making sure because my sarcasm meter has been known to malfunction horribly.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:30PM samfish said

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God, I can already hear the Furries fapping just at the thought of her being playable...
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:31PM baby sea tuna said

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Dang, you beat me to it.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:38PM (Unverified) said

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Damnation kill them with fire.

Oh and Sam thank you,that was exactly what I didn't wanted to know.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 5:19PM Silver R Wolfe said

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I know, I'm so irritated. The last thing I want to see is more of that shit. :(
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 5:26PM mr nimblewick said

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What's with all the hate? Did they mistake your dog for on of their own?
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 5:34PM (Unverified) said

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Furries? In my Brawl?

It's more likely than you think.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 5:42PM (Unverified) said

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1+ for ya SGT Grumbles ololol.

No but furf*gs ruined Halloween,now people are afraid to dress like animals.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 6:13PM Arkv2 said

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I just don't want to think what will sickos do with the pause and the stick...lord.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 11:40PM (Unverified) said

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hey, at least it's not one of those stupid second life weekly reviews YIFF YIFF YIFF
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Posted: Oct 30th 2007 3:06AM In A World said

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LOL samfish! I found your earlier comments so frickin' amusing I was inspired to make a video. I'm sure you'll love it bwahahahaha! *BO-I-I-I-I-I-NG!!!*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFGk7L2A-Iw
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Posted: Oct 30th 2007 8:05AM (Unverified) said

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Again, just making sure if this is sarcasm or not, because they don't really need this as an excuse. (it's more likely to distract them from stuff than contribute to the already existing tons of reasons for such)
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:30PM (Unverified) said

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Wow Joystiq is really slow on a lot of news lately. This is a few days old. I hope she's playable, she's a cool character.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 5:44PM SpeeGold said

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Actually it's more than a few days old. It's somewhere between a week and a half and two weeks old. Although, I'm a frequent of smashboards.com, and they tend to notice obscure things way before the mainstream media does. If one were to go to imdb.com and search Super Smash Bros. Brawl, I think there are one or two other unannounced characters listed in the cast (most notably Ganondorf).

http://imdb.com/title/tt0928380/fullcredits#cast
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:31PM (Unverified) said

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I know a bunch of people who whine about not having enough female representation in Smash Bros. I say let their femme furry fantasy come true.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 5:44PM (Unverified) said

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Not to mention she burned our crops,sour our milk and released plagues in our homes oh and make our cloth itchy.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:32PM (Unverified) said

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Krystal ruined the starfox games.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 5:06PM (Unverified) said

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And she canceled Christmas.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 5:47PM (Unverified) said

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Dammit I replyed to the wrong person,damn you reply system.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 5:48PM (Unverified) said

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Not to mention she burned our crops,sour our milk and released plagues in our homes oh and make our cloth itchy.

(Last comment in this article,I swearg)
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:33PM (Unverified) said

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Indifference!
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:33PM (Unverified) said

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Furry Fantasy...I smell a spin-off!
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:34PM (Unverified) said

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Damnit!
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:35PM mr nimblewick said

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Is the starfox barrel so shallow that they're already scraping the bottom?
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:38PM baby sea tuna said

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Yes. Soon it'll be the new Sonic.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:42PM Crono141 said

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Sad, but unfortunately, true. There hasn't been a good Starfox game since Starfox 64. Though I thouroughly enjoyed Starfox Command on DS. The art style sucked hard, though. And Starfox Assault would have been good except for the ground missions.

But it is definitely approaching Sonic's level .
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:45PM (Unverified) said

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That would be a greta christmas tale.

Star fox-"Tell me spirit,which is that game left in the shelves in Christmas day?,that one the people say is not longer good"

Spirit-"Star Fox Adventure Wii"

star Fox-"No,No!!!"

Spirit-"Yes is true Star fox,you are the new sonic"

Star Fox-"No It can't be true,I won't let it be true,I'll change I'll change!!"
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:46PM samfish said

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I really liked Assault. I have no idea why people are so hard on it.

Yeah, there were to many ground mission, but it's not like it was akin to playing any of the recent Sonic games or anything.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:47PM Mr Khan said

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In some ways you could draw the parallels, the only difference is that StarFox needs a bit of a story, so the added characters are somewhat necessary as opposed to Sonic

Now StarFox Adventures, that was a mistake, but i liked Assault and Command (Command was especially good in how tough it was, a rare change) and the new characters haven't really detracted much (none of them are more annoying than the original character, Slippy)
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:52PM samfish said

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I really liked Adventures, too. It was a bit too long for it's own good, but otherwise once you got over the fact that it wasn't really a Star Fox game, it was just a good ol' fashioned action/adventure platformer.

I think it was the last truly GOOD game that Rare ever made.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:53PM (Unverified) said

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There is NO REASON Peppy can't be an Assist Trophy. If I worked at Nintendo, I would have his Arwing fly on, his text box come up...

"DO A BARREL ROLL!"

The ARwing flips and anyone next to it gets blown away.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:54PM Crono141 said

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Funny, I thought command was rediculously easy, unless you're talking about figuring out the right path to get all the endings.

I thought Adventure was a horrible idea (and a bad game) so I never played it. I rented assault a few times, and it was OK. Starfox 64 is still the best overall game, with original starfox being damn good by itself (and the one with the superior soundtrack).

Fox hasn't hit sonic level yet, but its definitely the worst of the classic nintendo franchises.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 9:13PM rowd149 said

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I agree with Samfish; Adventures was a pretty good game, despite it having almost nothing to do with Starfox. Little-known fact: it was supposed to be a game called "Dinosaur Planet," with an original story and characters(Krystal was one of them), for the N64. At the last moment, however(and I do mean last moment; I think it had nearly gone gold...), Miyamoto stepped in and "suggested" that they redo the whole thing, for the Dolphin(Gamecube), and add in the StarFox-related bits. :/ So, basically, it was never supposed to be a StarFox game, but that's just how it turned out.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:46PM raginfox said

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Don't blame Krystal, blame Namco for the decline...

Anyways, I bet she took up Little Mac's spot. =P
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:49PM Mr Khan said

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Namco's was one game though (i liked it, but hey, i'm still a fan of Sonic Team). Q Entertainment's StarFox Command was excellent in its arcade-esque style of battle, although those stories were poorly executed
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:59PM (Unverified) said

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Don't blame Namco. Blame Rare for making Krystal and Dinosaur Planet, and blame Nintendo for slapping Star Fox on it, ruining the entire franchise in one game.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 5:31PM raginfox said

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SFA wasn't that bad...

Anyways, Starfox has gotten way off track. They need to get back to basics. Remove the Landmaster. Remove the on foot levels. Remove the wing walking levels. More Arwing action. Thanks!
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:44PM (Unverified) said

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I want better a new Star Fox game, made by Factor 5, with excellent graphics, and without making the same mistakes of Lair.

>se the nuchuck stick to move the ship and use the remote pointer to shot. And some motion to do the barrel roll.

But without Krystal.
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:47PM (Unverified) said

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Oh, and just ship missions, with absolute zero ground missions. Or at least grounf mission with the tank, linear stages, like Star Fox 64 (the tank stage with the train was awesome).

Damn... just make a game like Star Fox 64 (my second favorite game on the N64)
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 7:18PM (Unverified) said

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Do not blaspheme!
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 7:44PM Supermanisdead said

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The remote should be for controlling the laser's crosshairs and the Nunchuck should be for controlling the actual arwing. Or just have a Wiimote sideways thing, like lair (but not unresponsive).
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Posted: Oct 29th 2007 4:58PM (Unverified) said

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I jokingly said to a fellow called Jin on our Skype chat (he found it, I don't deserve the credit) that we should tell the press, so I sent this to you guys... Since I read you just about every morning lmao.

All signs point to yes, it would seem.
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