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Posted: Oct 31st 2007 11:53AM daveosaur said

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That sucks :(

LAST!
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Posted: Oct 31st 2007 11:59AM (Unverified) said

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pricey
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Posted: Oct 31st 2007 12:04PM (Unverified) said

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Maybe if he had a CELL chip installed in there somewhere... *lameattemptatzinger*

In other news: Gabe Newell's attempt at recreating Half-Life 2's "Dog" in his garage has resulted in the death of 4 small children.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2007 12:22PM (Unverified) said

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lol =P
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Posted: Oct 31st 2007 12:41PM (Unverified) said

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I happened to be on the scene when the sad news reached founder of the Playstation brand, Ken Katagari. KKK had this to say:

"Aaaaah! If only he had had an array of Cell processors, he could have warped reality to fold dimensions and simply caused his space vessel to disappear from the launch pad and reappear instantaneously at its landing point! Or he could have realigned his Cell processor grid to emulate one of these 'portal guns' I keep hearing so much about, and simply portaled the moon itself beneath his spacecraft, eliminating the need for the silly competition in the first place!"

At this point Ken went cross-eyed and babbled incomprehensively for a few minutes before returning to tugging at his rapidly disappearing hair with one hand whilst enjoying his goats blood soup with the other.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2007 1:05PM daveosaur said

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...Too much.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2007 1:09PM (Unverified) said

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BTW that was actually a jab at the PC devs bashing PS3 as of lately... ;)

Was going to try to throw in some Mark Rein action too, seeing as he's been curiously positive on PS3 lately, but I got nuthin.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2007 12:08PM (Unverified) said

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He's lucky it wasn't possessed by Satan.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2007 1:14PM samfish said

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Fuckin' aliens. First they sabotage Apollo 13, then the Mars landers and now they aren't even letting us get off our own planet!

BASTARDS!
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Posted: Oct 31st 2007 1:21PM (Unverified) said

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I think the latest mars lander is doing fine! Our Mars rovers also exceeded all expectations and continue to operate. Awesome.

Anyway, this contest seems rather unfair to call a "lunar lander" contest, because we have 6 times the gravity on the surface of earth than the moon! That would make it way more difficult!
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Posted: Oct 31st 2007 1:29PM (Unverified) said

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and atmosphere
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Posted: Oct 31st 2007 2:23PM lafauce said

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Are those Turkish F-4's in the background?
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Posted: Oct 31st 2007 4:28PM (Unverified) said

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Looks like he missed the trickjump :P.
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 6:28AM (Unverified) said

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Sad news, though, admittedly, an effective anti bunny-hop mechanism.
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