We know intense sessions of Halo 3 tend to bring out the worst in the players susceptible to bouts of anger, racism, homophobia and mental ineptitude, but a TCPalm news story still manages to surprise with its tale of a boy launching a melee attack on his own mother. According to the report, the parental units made the grievous error of informing their son that he had to say goodbye and goodnight to Halo 3 for the evening. When the youth failed to comply, the parents removed the "aircard" (we had to look that up) from the console, resulting in a disconnection from the internet and apparently, civilized behavior.
The report states that the youth responded by searching the house for the device, punching his mother and then locking himself up in his room. After the unimpressed parents rang the police and pointed deputies to the door, "the juvenile allegedly responded with profanity," presumably some variant of "GTFO noob deputards lol." In-between unlocking the door and finally slapping on the handcuffs, the youth managed to append one officer of the law to his dubious list of punched authority figures.
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Reader Comments (112)
Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 2:34AM (Unverified) said
I always wondered what happened to the Rainbow Six "chocolate milk" kid...
Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 2:35AM (Unverified) said
His parents should get him a PS3. I can see it now. Mom unplugs his PS3 during a game of Lair and he says, "Your the best mom ever." Family dysfunction averted.
Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 3:44AM (Unverified) said
How many achiecement points did he get for this?
Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 8:12AM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said
RAMPAGE!
Seriously, the kid's lost already. He punched a policeman! The next time he does it, his mommy is probably not gonna be around to see him get shot.
My mom broke a Resident Evil in a religious fit, and it DID NOT chross my mind to hurt her. She would have kicked my ass, for sure.
Seriously, the kid's lost already. He punched a policeman! The next time he does it, his mommy is probably not gonna be around to see him get shot.
My mom broke a Resident Evil in a religious fit, and it DID NOT chross my mind to hurt her. She would have kicked my ass, for sure.
Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 8:37AM (Unverified) said
lol
Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 8:35AM sand0789 said
I am a level 27, so perhaps I haven't gotten far enough to meet all these horrific Halo players. But seriously, I play a lot of kids and losers on there but very few of them scream obsenities and force me to mute them.
I have my preferences set on "relaxed" or whatever that one is instead of "hardcore trashtalker". Seriously though, I used to play Socom on PS2 and it was much, much worse than the Halo crowd. There is absolutely no comparison. Anyone who tells you different is wrong.
I have my preferences set on "relaxed" or whatever that one is instead of "hardcore trashtalker". Seriously though, I used to play Socom on PS2 and it was much, much worse than the Halo crowd. There is absolutely no comparison. Anyone who tells you different is wrong.
Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 8:45AM (Unverified) said
Hello police? Can you come discipline my child? I'm an incompetent parent. Mmmm....thanks.
Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 8:56AM (Unverified) said
Stick it the man!!!!
Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 8:56AM (Unverified) said
So then we all agree. ABORTIONS IN THE 259TH TRI-MESTER.
Some kids are just born with the devil in 'em...and some kids just REEEHEEEAAALLLY like there Halos
Some kids are just born with the devil in 'em...and some kids just REEEHEEEAAALLLY like there Halos
Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 10:51AM (Unverified) said
Telling you kids all across the land, no need to argue- parents just don't understand.
Posted: Nov 3rd 2007 6:48PM Suichimo said
I called my mom a b**** about eight years ago, I'm 18 now. She slapped me so fast that I literally fell on my ass from pure shock. I have never called her that again because I got the message.
Whats sad these days is that its effectively illegal to even spank your children. It is "child abuse". It is absolutely idiotic that you can't do that anymore and it brings these kinds of situations up.
Whats sad these days is that its effectively illegal to even spank your children. It is "child abuse". It is absolutely idiotic that you can't do that anymore and it brings these kinds of situations up.
Posted: Dec 30th 2007 2:14PM (Unverified) said
You know, corporal punishment is one of the worst things in today's society. Stop advocating it!!!
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