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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 6:22PM (Unverified) said

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I hate fucking shovelware and quick cash games.

Its notghing proffesioanl to do that. Hope this game flops so bad and hope this game receives a 4/10
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 10:15AM (Unverified) said

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Frock,

1) Locate word with red dotted line under it.
2) Right click.
3) Choose intended word.
4) Repeat.
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 6:23PM (Unverified) said

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I beat Focker! Ha-ha!
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 6:47PM Demon G Sides said

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You are a waste of carbon.

Congrats/
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 6:52PM (Unverified) said

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Your mother must be so proud.
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 6:56PM (Unverified) said

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I was demonstrating how stupid it was in a sarcastic way to Focker. Since he's usually the one that does that heheh. But thanks for the compliments you guys! (Hint: More sarcasm)
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 7:00PM (Unverified) said

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No, that's not sarcasm. That's being an ass and claiming sarcasm. Sarcasm anyone can detect, it's blatantly obvious. When you have to explain that you were being sarcastic, then you've clearly failed.
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 7:06PM (Unverified) said

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Whatever, you obviously never seen Focker's posting behavior or you would have known better.

Try your 'anti-trolling' trolling tactics again later...
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 7:21PM (Unverified) said

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ARE YOU SERIOUSLY IMPLYING THAT I AM SUPPOSED TO INFER THAT YOU ARE PARODYING NOTHING MORE THAN FERNANDO WITH THE WORDS "FIRST POST"?

That's like saying whenever I see a bullet, the first words that should come to mind are "Halo 3".
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 7:53PM (Unverified) said

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"That's like saying whenever I see a bullet, the first words that should come to mind are "Halo 3"."

It doesn't? "DAMN!!" - Ron Simmons (aka Farooq)
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 9:05PM (Unverified) said

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Hey Jouten eat a walrus dick you bitch :sarcasm: lol!
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 6:25PM (Unverified) said

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that picture doesn't give those boobs justice
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 10:24PM Geist said

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Frankly, after seeing the size of her breasts from Soul Calibur 4, nothing will ever do them justice.
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 6:38PM (Unverified) said

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well congratufuckinlations
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 6:41PM (Unverified) said

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Congratulations! You get a cookie!

A cookie made of AIDS.
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 6:43PM (Unverified) said

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Actually, Jason, Namco said they changed the controls for the game. Then again, that's what was said about Lair.
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 6:44PM (Unverified) said

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the cookie is a lie
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 6:45PM (Unverified) said

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Someday some company should just publish the inevitable: "Jubblies: The Game". Preferably for Wii for added interactivity. Maybe for PS3 and 360 for 'enhanced' jiggle physics.
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 6:57PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Fund it!
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 9:51PM ThornedVenom said

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Dead or Alive?
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 6:54PM (Unverified) said

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No. The cookie is the truth.
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 7:00PM JoshMilewski said

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MAN! I never read your original impressions, but it's really THAT bad? Insane...

Just two questions:

1) Who's the developer?

2) Is this the first bad Soul game?
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 7:08PM (Unverified) said

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1. Probably Namco. It doesn't really matter, because Namco-Bandai will push just about ANYTHING out the door with a seal of approval.

2. If it's any help, the game has been described as a "total disaster".
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 7:08PM Mr Khan said

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No, the developer is still Project Soul

But then again, didn't Miyamato make Quest 64? And Sonic Team made every game it made after Sonic Adventure 2 and/or PSO GC/Xbox
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 7:21PM JoshMilewski said

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"But then again, didn't Miyamato make Quest 64?"

No, but I see your point.
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 7:59PM Mr Khan said

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Then who did?
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 9:19PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Imagineer is the developer of Quest 64. THQ published it in the US, Konami in Europe, and Imagineer published it themselves in Japan.
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 7:02PM (Unverified) said

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"I'll buy that for a dollar!" - Bixby Snyder
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 7:11PM (Unverified) said

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In case you don't know who Bixby Snyder is:

http://anotherbixbysnyderytmnd.ytmnd.com/
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 11:22PM In A World said

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Jouten, I know where you live and who your friends are. I know you leave your house everyday around 11:30am. I know you are allergic to peanuts and would be very upset if anything were to happen to your little sister Debbie. I acquired a duplicate key to your house because a friend of mine works at the hardware store where your dad had the key copied. I'm going to murder you. ::sarcasm::

It's ok everyone, I was being sarcastic.
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 11:24PM hvnlysoldr said

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Ahh classic RoboCop. I heard it was suppose to be in Smash TV.
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 7:07PM Platy said

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i don't know ... it is a 3d version of streets of rage/final fight ... including coop

i don't see how this can be bad game... i mean .. it even has that loyd dude from tales of symphonia =D

....but yeah ... comparing to other games like zack & wiki and specialy mario galaxy (who ships closer) it will probably be VERY crap xD
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 7:11PM Mr Khan said

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This ratio will determine the games awesomeness (or lack thereof)

Beat 'em up elements:Adventure Elements

The greater the former, the more awesome, the greater the latter, the less, as the beat 'em up parts look pretty fluid, but the adventure parts just look trite
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 7:37PM (Unverified) said

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Button-mashing = Good
Actual gameplay that requires thinking = Bad

And you people wonder why Mario Party still sells.
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 8:00PM Mr Khan said

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But that's based upon what i've seen, those "button-mashing" sequences look awesome, but the actual adventure parts look like nothing special at all
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 6:11AM ZippyDSMlee said

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I dunno if the fighting is fluid the adventure bits can be fun, think of it as a action adventure brawler, however in todays world they will bastardize it with some trite combo leavign the game rank and pooy.

And I bet it scores 6-8 just because of the name >
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 7:32PM Lemmiwinks said

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yeah, no.
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 8:02PM (Unverified) said

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Sent to die.
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 10:14PM (Unverified) said

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Soul Calibur is bad enough.. whyyyy whyyyy? 3D adventure mod should be nothing but a minigame.
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 10:26PM Geist said

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Why make it a minigame when you can make it a full-priced game for uninformed dummies to buy?
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 11:33PM (Unverified) said

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Fuck you Namco. I bought Soul Calibur 2 on release date for my GAMECUBE because of Link. I expected SC3 to come to cube as well, NOPE even though it got best sales ps2 got SC3.
Bullshit.
I don't care about this shitty game, fuck off Namco. Yout got to prove that your worthy of my money and this proves you are a greedy son of a bitch who doesn't give a damn about consumers. Fuck you Namco!
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 10:54AM Crono141 said

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It only got the best sales in the launch window. Over the life of the game, SC2 sold many more copies on PS2.
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Posted: Nov 1st 2007 11:41PM (Unverified) said

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I'm definitely taking this post with a grain of salt. I was shocked when I read Joystiq's initial impressions of this game, and if you look at the other previews (on IGN and 1UP), they are decidedly more positive. Actually, they're about 1000x more positive. Whatever blogger wrote Joystiq's hands-on just must've had a sandy vagina that day.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 1:01AM (Unverified) said

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Am I the only one thinking that augmenting Ivy's breasts was a mistake?
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 1:28AM (Unverified) said

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Augmented breasts are never a mistake.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 2:07AM dr steve brule said

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there's two ways to augment clack
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 2:00AM (Unverified) said

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I loved the idea of an action/adventure styled Soul Caliber but this game looks and sounds shitty. Reviews will have to be glowing for me to even consider renting, lol.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 6:11AM ZippyDSMlee said

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Worse yet reviewers will love it and give it 6+
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 6:23AM PoisonedAl said

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Well that's pretty bad. They only give truly bad games anything less then %70 so they don't lose their advertising, cock-gobbling whores that they are.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 3:14AM bm111 said

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I'm just pissed that this didn't turn out to be the Soul Calibur RPG I was hoping for.

Seriously, this series would make an awesome RPG. All these recognizable characters with different abilities and loads of different equipment, fantastic music and visual design, and a world and storyline that could be totally great if developed upon a bit more. Who's with me?
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