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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 3:00PM (Unverified) said

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That was the best sentence ever written. Ever.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 3:26PM (Unverified) said

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http://www.splitreason.com/productdetail.php?id=390

I am a pirate and a ninja of sorts.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 3:32PM Dr said

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Wonderful, now my eyes are bleeding. Thanks Ludwig!
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 3:01PM Geist said

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Oh. My. God.

YES.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 3:01PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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I'm so fucking buying.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 3:19PM (Unverified) said

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The image alone reminds me if Little Big Planet met Blue Dragon.

They also need a robots vs. zombies add-on/version (or separate game altogether).
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 4:08PM R V said

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BEST DLC EVER. Even better than that time I paid for horse armor!
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 11:53PM (Unverified) said

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Dude, Horse Armor was totally worth it.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 3:23PM Vegnagun said

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Finally, the video game equivalent to Samuel L. Jackson
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 3:25PM (Unverified) said

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LOL

I don't even know what the fuck that MEANS!
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 3:27PM (Unverified) said

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hahahahahaha
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 3:28PM (Unverified) said

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It means exactly what it says it means.

Nothing less. Nothing more.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 4:33PM (Unverified) said

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That was classic!

'Say what one more time mutha fucka!'

'Do they speak English in What?'

Best episode of Boondocks when he uses those lines.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 3:34PM (Unverified) said

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I could never choose between the two, to be honest.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 3:40PM (Unverified) said

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haha looks fun. And I enjoy throwing as much money as possible at anyone who has anything to do with Volition.

Thanks again for Red Faction.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 3:45PM (Unverified) said

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Like the Hatfield - McCoy feud, no one can say for sure why these noble warrior groups have taken up arms against one another. Or in this case, balls against one another.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 3:49PM Ranus Studios said

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Ludwig, you glorious bastard.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 4:01PM (Unverified) said

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I feel like a dork for laughing at the name "Gamecock."
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 4:01PM llllFlREBlRDllll said

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I am soooo going to buy this. It's going to be one of the best '08 XBLA games, I assure that, and for the record...

Pirates FTW!
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 4:35PM (Unverified) said

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Word.

Pirates, hombre, pirates.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 4:30PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said

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"Chuck Norris: Superbeing" can't be far behind
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 7:57PM (Unverified) said

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You're wrong about the title, its . . .

Chuck Norris vs. Marvel & DC & Capcom & SNK

There will be only one difficulty setting, Easy. In this mode Chuck will fight with one arm tied to one leg behind his back.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 4:32PM JonahFalcon said

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Joystiq: You forgot to mention that a Zombie team has been confirmed.

Now all we need are Vikings.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 4:33PM Daergar said

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This game needs a PC port as well!
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 4:37PM (Unverified) said

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The only thing that could make this better are more strange teams: Zombies, Robots, Vikings, Dinosaurs.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 4:46PM JonahFalcon said

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They already have Zombies.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 4:41PM (Unverified) said

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I think Bungie should make this game :P
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 4:47PM JonahFalcon said

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They're already working on Pimps at Sea, remember?

The sequel will be Pimps in Space.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 4:57PM Nuisance said

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Dang it, the warning didn't work! I CAN'T THINK ANYMORE! GAH!

Eitherway, the game looks awesome, and the wordplay is mind-raping.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 5:03PM JonahFalcon said

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Time to VOTE!

http://www.gamestooge.com/2007/11/02/poll-what-team-should-be-in-pirates-vs-ninjas-dodgeball/

Today’s poll is, what team would you most like to see join the Pirates, Ninjas and Zombies? We start with four team types, and you can add a type if you like. Here’s the initial quartet:

Robots
Vikings
Dinosaurs
Pimps

Vote away!
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 5:36PM (Unverified) said

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Ninjas are better because http://www.realultimatepower.net/ started this entire battle. Ninjas came FIRST, and thus ninjas are BETTER. Read the scripts man. They totally destroy those bitch-ass lazer-shooting ninjas with their amazing guitar solos and their giant boners.


And what the hell, internet memes get their own games now? I want All Your Base: The Game. Somebody get on that. I want to set somebody up the bomb and move some ZIGs for great justice. I want to show the world that I actually DO have chance to survive make my time.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 5:52PM Grubermeister said

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Where's the PSN love?
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 6:08PM JonahFalcon said

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I have no doubt that if the XBLA version is popular, it'll come to PSN.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 6:07PM JonahFalcon said

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Someone added "Monkeys" to the GameStooge.com poll :p
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 6:59PM JoshMilewski said

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OLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO)LO)LO)L
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 9:35PM (Unverified) said

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I'm waiting for the GOTY edition.
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Posted: Nov 2nd 2007 8:49PM SoulBlade said

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that's awesome.
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