Today's no-greenlight video: Contra movie trailer
by Zack Stern 
{ Nov 3rd 2007 at 1:00AM }
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This fan-made, Contra trailer for a movie that has only been made in our hearts keeps us watching as closely as in a one-hit-one-death game. The jokes sometimes miss, but the moments with quick editing and game footage look great. It's made by the same guys who brought you the Punch Out movie trailer, so expect similar shenanigans.See the video after the break.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
jopojelly @ Nov 3rd 2007 1:23AM
All your base = instant fail
FK @ Nov 3rd 2007 8:07PM
jopojelly = instant fail
Platinum_Skeet @ Nov 3rd 2007 1:31AM
I don't know why but I laughed at "get to the chopper"...
ThornedVenom @ Nov 3rd 2007 1:35AM
Contra muscle suits FTW! And that Nadia chick looked kinda cute in leather. xD
monkey3 @ Nov 3rd 2007 2:55AM
nice! I am glad that they put the correct code at the end. I have seen lots of "nerd" t-shirts that say up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, start. The select always gets forgotten.
DarkTetsuya @ Nov 3rd 2007 3:17AM
There's nothing 'forgotten' about it. the 'select' only applies to two player games.
Drew @ Nov 3rd 2007 2:37AM
I so want it to be a movie now.
Blast Processing Megadrive @ Nov 3rd 2007 2:48AM
Green light... Red light... I don't care what color light we need, fund it!
DarkTetsuya @ Nov 3rd 2007 3:17AM
THIS... IS... *CONTRAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Oh sure, 'Press Start' actually gets made, but no luck for a game-specific movie such as this?
(Also, *GET TO THA CHOPPA!*)
ZippyDSMlee @ Nov 3rd 2007 3:55AM
why not do it Team America style?
what?
:P
Admiral_Mike @ Nov 3rd 2007 6:09AM
Contra...
Contra...
Contra, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to blow some mother fucking shit up,
Contra, FUCK YEAH!
The code is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
Contra, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
Contra, FUCK YEAH!
wait in the car @ Nov 3rd 2007 3:54AM
"I'm runnin low on lives here, Lance!"
"Take one of MIIIINE!!!"
Dave Silva @ Nov 3rd 2007 9:58AM
Bahahahaha!
The Ikari Warriors! XD
SirgeMan @ Nov 3rd 2007 11:31AM
Fun stuff - I'd say it's in the the 5% margin of entertaining online video, for sure. But what makes this machinima? Its neither filmed in a 3D game nor virtual space....
def PD @ Nov 3rd 2007 11:35AM
Love all the one-liner movie references (especially Predator). (^.^)
waynski1457 @ Nov 4th 2007 1:00AM
id pay to see that! it looks pretty damn sweet imo.
LinkerX @ Nov 5th 2007 10:58AM
That looks awesome!!!
Mike @ Nov 5th 2007 3:17PM
Did no one get the Point Break "Special Agent Utah" joke? That was priceless!