Cruis'n (ironically) looks like a train wreck

Listen, we know that the Wii doesn't have a ton of processing power under the hood, but is it really necessary to also release games that look like Cruis'n? It's like forcing the asthmatic kid in your gym class to wear a "World's Best Breather" T-shirt. It's just unnecessarily cruel.

Of course, the same could be said of us for subjecting you to this Cruis'n trailer, which we'd sooner guess was an animated menu screen on the 2 Fast, 2 Furious DVD than an actual video game. So, can the final product be as bad as this trailer makes it appear? Well, scientifically, no. But we'll keep our fingers crossed.