Further affirming our belief that the entire human race is doomed, Playboy is publishing the fourth in their series of annual "Girls of Gaming" pictorials. Just in case you're still considering picking the issue up (it's the December one) these are not real girls playing game characters (still dorky but not as creepy), these are digital versions of characters showing off their digital bathing suit areas (just creepy).
Included this year are "Keaira" from Age of Conan, "Church & Black" from Clive Barker's Jericho, "Morenn" from The Witcher, "Yoko Retomoto" from Kane & Lynch, "A'Kanna" from Conan, "Sarah Morrison" from Richard Garriott's Tabula Rasa and "Whyareyou Stillreadingthislist" from Please Get Your Life Together.
Reader Comments (70)
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 1:29PM spoo said
Miss Stillreadingthislist is hot!
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 1:31PM (Unverified) said
That image is borderline NSFW. Nothing showing, but I still wouldn't want my supervisor to see something like that on my monitor.
I could be the only one, but I doubt it.
I could be the only one, but I doubt it.
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 1:36PM (Unverified) said
maybe you should be working instead of reading joystiq then
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Posted: Nov 5th 2007 2:00PM (Unverified) said
But your supervisor is ok with you posting on a gaming blog while at work?
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Posted: Nov 5th 2007 1:31PM (Unverified) said
I feel I do this quite often, but each time it's warranted.
*facepalm*
*facepalm*
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 1:38PM (Unverified) said
wtf, it replied to the wrong post 2 times? stupid buggy comment system
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Posted: Nov 5th 2007 1:31PM teamsammalone said
Seems harmless enough. At least there aren't any 'furry' characters in the list.
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 1:36PM (Unverified) said
guess I'll have to just keep masturbating to crudely drawn Krystal fan-art.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2007 2:39PM (Unverified) said
@Samfish
And here I thought that I was being a heathen. Thank you lord for letting us fap to blue, alien, fox women!
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And here I thought that I was being a heathen. Thank you lord for letting us fap to blue, alien, fox women!
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 1:31PM NaeemTHM said
*digi-fap*
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 1:34PM hotpuck6 said
agreed.
I don't understand why they waste the pages on this. If it was hot chicks dressed up as game chacters, thats one thing, but pixels /= hot.
I don't think anyone finds it hot except for a few basement dwellers, and they usually just get a woody from their daily surfing of wowwiki anyways.
I don't understand why they waste the pages on this. If it was hot chicks dressed up as game chacters, thats one thing, but pixels /= hot.
I don't think anyone finds it hot except for a few basement dwellers, and they usually just get a woody from their daily surfing of wowwiki anyways.
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 2:04PM (Unverified) said
A few basement dwellers?
You have at least heard of Hentai, have you not? It's a pretty damn big business.
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You have at least heard of Hentai, have you not? It's a pretty damn big business.
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 2:32PM (Unverified) said
What exactly about Hentai's typical size 1 F-cup female looks more natural than these?
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Posted: Nov 5th 2007 2:44PM (Unverified) said
I dwell in the attic so it's cool for me right? Then again, basement dweller doesn't make any sense. You get low reception underground and trying to set up an internet connection would be a nightmare. And think of the smell!
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Posted: Nov 5th 2007 2:58PM SheppyReturns said
Grant, can't help but wonder... are YOU a video game artist? Or an artist in general? No? Facing facts, many artist draw nudes. Since many artist work in the gaming industry, many artists also model and render nudes. And before you go passing judgement on a whole group of people... THESE are 3D as well.
http://forums.cgsociety.org/showthread.php?f=121&t=532817
http://forums.cgsociety.org/showthread.php?f=121&t=533839
http://forums.cgsociety.org/showthread.php?f=121&t=503445
http://forums.cgsociety.org/showthread.php?f=121&t=425228
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http://forums.cgsociety.org/showthread.php?f=121&t=532817
http://forums.cgsociety.org/showthread.php?f=121&t=533839
http://forums.cgsociety.org/showthread.php?f=121&t=503445
http://forums.cgsociety.org/showthread.php?f=121&t=425228
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 4:22PM hotpuck6 said
"are YOU a video game artist? Or an artist in general?"
No, not at all, but that doesn't stop me from criticizing a medium. I enjoy art, video games, and playboy. I think thats qualifies me to criticize this.
"Facing facts, many artist draw nudes."
I agree. Some of histories greatest artists have created some wonderful nudes that are in some of the worlds greatest museums.
"Since many artist work in the gaming industry, many artists also model and render nudes."
Correct you are! But the problem is the disconnect from the drawing and modeling. These models are not meant to be art and they by no means are, playboy is an upper class beat mag. None of the pictures that have been in playboy the last 3 times they have done the video game model article have been as well done as your examples.
while some people don't consider 3D modeling art, i would consider something such as your examples, that well done, such.
You are trying to bring your paintbrush to a discussion on the socially awkward topic of poorly done "3D" models in a porno mag. It just doesn't fit.
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No, not at all, but that doesn't stop me from criticizing a medium. I enjoy art, video games, and playboy. I think thats qualifies me to criticize this.
"Facing facts, many artist draw nudes."
I agree. Some of histories greatest artists have created some wonderful nudes that are in some of the worlds greatest museums.
"Since many artist work in the gaming industry, many artists also model and render nudes."
Correct you are! But the problem is the disconnect from the drawing and modeling. These models are not meant to be art and they by no means are, playboy is an upper class beat mag. None of the pictures that have been in playboy the last 3 times they have done the video game model article have been as well done as your examples.
while some people don't consider 3D modeling art, i would consider something such as your examples, that well done, such.
You are trying to bring your paintbrush to a discussion on the socially awkward topic of poorly done "3D" models in a porno mag. It just doesn't fit.
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 1:34PM (Unverified) said
This is certainly one thing that completely devalues gaming as a whole. What's next, Solid Snake (no double-entendre intended here), Kratos and Dante in Playgirl?
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 2:09PM (Unverified) said
Why does it devalue it? Does Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue devalue sports?
While it certainly doesn't help gaming get over its stigma of being a male dominated and focused industry, I don't see how it hurts it any.
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While it certainly doesn't help gaming get over its stigma of being a male dominated and focused industry, I don't see how it hurts it any.
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 2:21PM processfive said
Joop, I think you have it backwards. The SI Swimsuit Issue is devalued by all of the other issues of Sports Illustrated.
Seriously, what kind of douche wants to *read* about *sports*?
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Seriously, what kind of douche wants to *read* about *sports*?
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 1:35PM (Unverified) said
Where is the girl from Heavenly Sword . . .
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 1:37PM (Unverified) said
too bad it's not people like Jade Raymond
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 1:38PM Zertoss said
Still no Naked Peach or Naked Daisy. :(
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 2:10PM (Unverified) said
You're why Deviant Art is a terrible, terrible place.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2007 1:40PM samfish said
The issue they feature Peach is the day they sell, like, a billion trillion copies.
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 1:41PM (Unverified) said
to be honest, these look better than most playboy pics these days. they airbrush real women to look almost like this, only there's all the jaggies and artifacts left from the photoshopping, it sucks
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 1:43PM (Unverified) said
I'm holding out for the Ms. Pac-man centerfold and she removes that sexy little bow. She's gotta keep the boots on, though. Such a temptress, she is!
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 1:43PM Ricky Bango said
Hmmmmm, looks like Justin Mc-whyareyoustillWRITINGthislist-Elroy still found it worthwhile to make a news post on the issue!
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 3:11PM (Unverified) said
Whatever, I had to type this with my nose.
...I'm not sure what I mean by that.
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...I'm not sure what I mean by that.
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 1:44PM (Unverified) said
Wow, digital boobs of characters from games that either no one has played, or no one cares about. Fun.
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 5:33PM (Unverified) said
where are the pictures without the censor ?
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 1:49PM (Unverified) said
In the magazine you're not old enought to buy yet.
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Posted: Nov 5th 2007 1:51PM ShinAntonio said
I can't believe there's an audience for this. And it's funny how none of the women are from major franchises. Cortana? Samus? That doctor in Bioshock? Virtua Fighter ladies?
It's mostly an easy way for obscure games to get some publicity. How it benefits Playboy I'll never know.
It's mostly an easy way for obscure games to get some publicity. How it benefits Playboy I'll never know.
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 3:07PM (Unverified) said
Don't forget Samus, or the DOA and Soul Calibur girls.
The only people this is being sold to are those with no lives and no girlfriends.
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The only people this is being sold to are those with no lives and no girlfriends.
Posted: Nov 5th 2007 1:53PM Shagittarius said
I'm thinking the chicks from jericho have a lot of piercings.
Also , Playboy always features silicon whats the difference.
Also, Does Playgirl run a similar feature and if so wheres knobby knobby boy.
Also , Playboy always features silicon whats the difference.
Also, Does Playgirl run a similar feature and if so wheres knobby knobby boy.
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