- PlayStation: The consensus is that this guy is an early adopter who demands the best from his game experience "and probably his women." This is the guy who is hard to keep up with because he's either working or out on the town. He uses video games to relax.
- Wii: This guy is fun. He also knows that this is the best date machine as many games appeal to both sexes. He's also fiscally responsible because the system is the
cheapestleast expensive. - Xbox 360: He's probably a serious gamer and women should ask to see his gamertag to see how much time he's logged. These guys like "violent, visceral games, as well as the social aspect of connecting with friends online. They may be living out an active and social life through games, because they are a bit on the shy side." According to one comment, these men are passionate about gaming and transfer that to the bedroom.
What your console of choice says about you
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MSN's personals page has a piece about what a man's console says about him. That's not being sexist, that's what the article is about. Perhaps console preference says something different about women? Here's what the "expert" opinions of a psychologist, a DeVry student, the CEO of GGL and the editor-in-chief of GameTrailers came up with:
Reader Comments (133)
Posted: Nov 6th 2007 3:59PM (Unverified) said
That is my grandpa.
Posted: Nov 6th 2007 5:06PM (Unverified) said
Thanks for the attribution guys; I sent this to you people yesterday morning. Now I know why people gripe when you don't give the customary thanks to tipsters.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 5:11PM (Unverified) said
Better call in the WAAAAAAAAMBULANCE! We have a CRYMERGENCY!
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 7:53PM (Unverified) said
Dead on; I'd say they nailed 2 of the 3! Xbox 360 would be the mistake; the one you'd ask your girl to take the morning after pill after playing around with it.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:01PM LaughingTarget said
When was this written? The console prices are way off.
Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:02PM Ranus Studios said
I have all three. Does that make me gay?
Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:33PM borland502 said
No, you're just afraid of commitment. Like a super-pimp you appreciate playing the field and keeping your options open.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:02PM KiraXD said
what about the guy who owns all 3?
Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:30PM mr nimblewick said
He probably doesn't have a date because he is so focused on video games he doesn't have time for anything else.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:03PM (Unverified) said
"are passionate about gaming and transfer that to the bedroom." Thats right, I love to master chief my girlfriend!
Posted: Nov 6th 2007 6:55PM (Unverified) said
somehow I doubt she enjoys you t-bagging her when she falls asleep... ok maybe she doesn't mind and if she doesn't congratulation's on finding a freak (the good kind)!
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:04PM FrankTheCrank said
And if you have all three...your an asshole who is completely in debt up to his eyeballs...or can't manage his money very well.
Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:04PM LaughingTarget said
Or retarded rich ... or managed to win two prizes in contests...
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:39PM Burritoclock said
Wow, I mean a stupid new car would cast 20,000+ thousand, so if you just buy a used car for 10,000 that flipping 10,000 to blow on anything else in the world...
Amazing thing money...
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Amazing thing money...
Posted: Nov 6th 2007 5:12PM (Unverified) said
but frank i thought your arguement was that if you hate the ps3 you obviously are to poor to afford one. now i suppose i can say the same about you because i'll have all 3 by the end of the week so it looks like you're the jackass who needs a 2nd job, retard fanboy
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 5:15PM (Unverified) said
It's called investing. You should try it someday when you're off an allowance.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 8:36AM sand0789 said
Owning all three consoles is not very hard if you have a decent job and know how to manage money. I'm a 24 year old mechanical engineer and make $60k a year. That isn't an incredibly difficult degree to earn. I own a $4k car which is unusual for someone in my position, but I've had the same gf for 6 years so I ain't really out to impress the bitches.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:04PM (Unverified) said
Women will be considered when Dual Shock 3 hits the market.
Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:06PM (Unverified) said
Tripe.
Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:06PM (Unverified) said
They forgot this one:
3DO: "Just fucking run away from that guy'
Please, don't hate me 3DO fanboys.
3DO: "Just fucking run away from that guy'
Please, don't hate me 3DO fanboys.
Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:11PM (Unverified) said
OMG 3DO IS THE BEST FUCKING SYSTEM EVER JOYSTIQ IS TOBIAS!!!!111ONE
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:14PM (Unverified) said
NOOO, the 3OD is 4 ze kiddies, the CD-I is da best, it has Zelda and stuff, LOLZ.
This is like the best debate that never happened some time in 1994.
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This is like the best debate that never happened some time in 1994.
Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:08PM (Unverified) said
What Trollittarius says about the Wii owner is a little off the mark. In reality there is a high chance however that someone who owns a Wii owns it because it is popular, not because they really wanted one. My grandparents called me up the other day to ask me about as they were thinking about buying one. Neither have played a video game, ever. The hype really is ridiculous.
Of course, some of us (me included) just really love Mario and Metroid and all the jazz. Xbox 360 owner sounds about on the mark, my love of Mario being offset by my 360-induced bloodlust.
Of course, some of us (me included) just really love Mario and Metroid and all the jazz. Xbox 360 owner sounds about on the mark, my love of Mario being offset by my 360-induced bloodlust.
Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:19PM Nick the Hero of Canton said
About your grandparents, I'd say that's Nintendo reaching it's goal, not hype.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:09PM (Unverified) said
And that's why you stay in school, kids.
Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:09PM (Unverified) said
Wow, What an ass hole!
Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:14PM (Unverified) said
I have a PS3 and a Wii. I like my descriptions.
Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:15PM (Unverified) said
Oh man, if they had included us PC Gamers, we'd have definitely 'won'.
"PC Gamers are willing to spend the most money on their beloved-- gaming-- and hopefully their lavishness will apply to you also. Due to keyboard and mouse they are by far the most accurate of lovers; they will be able to get right where you want them. No auto-aim for these guys. Sadly, you might need to get them to buy some kind of accessory if you like rumble."
"PC Gamers are willing to spend the most money on their beloved-- gaming-- and hopefully their lavishness will apply to you also. Due to keyboard and mouse they are by far the most accurate of lovers; they will be able to get right where you want them. No auto-aim for these guys. Sadly, you might need to get them to buy some kind of accessory if you like rumble."
Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:25PM (Unverified) said
I'm sorry but PC gamers have nothing on Bassists in the..... manual department...
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:45PM teamsammalone said
I play bass as well, though not as much these days. I can still double slap like a MFer.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:16PM nossy said
LOL crazy.
Playstation 3 Owner = hype believer, stubborn. Sony is God - Buys everything Sony or high end for bragging rights.
Wii owner = Not competitive in any real life activities or competitions and relies on virtual orgasm.
Xbox 360 Owner = Poor PC ethusiasts who cant keep up with buying computer upgrades every 6 months. A hibernating PC gamer.
Playstation 3 Owner = hype believer, stubborn. Sony is God - Buys everything Sony or high end for bragging rights.
Wii owner = Not competitive in any real life activities or competitions and relies on virtual orgasm.
Xbox 360 Owner = Poor PC ethusiasts who cant keep up with buying computer upgrades every 6 months. A hibernating PC gamer.
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