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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 3:59PM (Unverified) said

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That is my grandpa.

Posted: Nov 6th 2007 5:06PM (Unverified) said

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Thanks for the attribution guys; I sent this to you people yesterday morning. Now I know why people gripe when you don't give the customary thanks to tipsters.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 5:11PM (Unverified) said

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Better call in the WAAAAAAAAMBULANCE! We have a CRYMERGENCY!
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 7:53PM (Unverified) said

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Dead on; I'd say they nailed 2 of the 3! Xbox 360 would be the mistake; the one you'd ask your girl to take the morning after pill after playing around with it.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 9:16PM megapenguinx said

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my grandpa!
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:01PM LaughingTarget said

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When was this written? The console prices are way off.

Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:02PM Ranus Studios said

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I have all three. Does that make me gay?

Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:03PM KiraXD said

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lol
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:03PM (Unverified) said

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Yes
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:09PM (Unverified) said

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LOL NO U DONT IDORT
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:21PM (Unverified) said

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no, just tri-curious!
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:26PM (Unverified) said

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Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:33PM borland502 said

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No, you're just afraid of commitment. Like a super-pimp you appreciate playing the field and keeping your options open.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:35PM Samoth said

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That just means you swing on all 3 sides, have an alternative life-style and afraid of commitment.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 7:57AM Korova Pamplona said

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front door
back door

and

side door, oh-oh!
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:02PM KiraXD said

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what about the guy who owns all 3?

Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:30PM mr nimblewick said

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He probably doesn't have a date because he is so focused on video games he doesn't have time for anything else.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:03PM (Unverified) said

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"are passionate about gaming and transfer that to the bedroom." Thats right, I love to master chief my girlfriend!

Posted: Nov 6th 2007 6:55PM (Unverified) said

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somehow I doubt she enjoys you t-bagging her when she falls asleep... ok maybe she doesn't mind and if she doesn't congratulation's on finding a freak (the good kind)!
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:04PM FrankTheCrank said

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And if you have all three...your an asshole who is completely in debt up to his eyeballs...or can't manage his money very well.

Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:04PM LaughingTarget said

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Or retarded rich ... or managed to win two prizes in contests...
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:08PM teamsammalone said

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or can manage their money very well I suppose.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:17PM KiraXD said

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or have a damn good job (me) and can afford to blow their money on Games.... and drugs....
....and hookers.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:19PM Duke said

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Jealous much tough guy? Some folks have jobs that pay well enough - and know how to manage their money.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:39PM Burritoclock said

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Wow, I mean a stupid new car would cast 20,000+ thousand, so if you just buy a used car for 10,000 that flipping 10,000 to blow on anything else in the world...

Amazing thing money...
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 5:12PM (Unverified) said

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but frank i thought your arguement was that if you hate the ps3 you obviously are to poor to afford one. now i suppose i can say the same about you because i'll have all 3 by the end of the week so it looks like you're the jackass who needs a 2nd job, retard fanboy
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 5:15PM (Unverified) said

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It's called investing. You should try it someday when you're off an allowance.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 8:36AM sand0789 said

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Owning all three consoles is not very hard if you have a decent job and know how to manage money. I'm a 24 year old mechanical engineer and make $60k a year. That isn't an incredibly difficult degree to earn. I own a $4k car which is unusual for someone in my position, but I've had the same gf for 6 years so I ain't really out to impress the bitches.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:04PM (Unverified) said

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Women will be considered when Dual Shock 3 hits the market.

Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:06PM (Unverified) said

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Tripe.

Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:06PM (Unverified) said

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They forgot this one:

3DO: "Just fucking run away from that guy'

Please, don't hate me 3DO fanboys.

Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:11PM (Unverified) said

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OMG 3DO IS THE BEST FUCKING SYSTEM EVER JOYSTIQ IS TOBIAS!!!!111ONE
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:14PM (Unverified) said

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NOOO, the 3OD is 4 ze kiddies, the CD-I is da best, it has Zelda and stuff, LOLZ.


This is like the best debate that never happened some time in 1994.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:58PM borland502 said

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DC 4 life. Word.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 5:14PM micheal82 said

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Atari 2600 FTW. Pac-man Pwns all!!!!!!1111!!one!!!!!!1!1!!!!!
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 5:59PM (Unverified) said

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They forgot CDTV - "He has a what?"
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:08PM (Unverified) said

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What Trollittarius says about the Wii owner is a little off the mark. In reality there is a high chance however that someone who owns a Wii owns it because it is popular, not because they really wanted one. My grandparents called me up the other day to ask me about as they were thinking about buying one. Neither have played a video game, ever. The hype really is ridiculous.

Of course, some of us (me included) just really love Mario and Metroid and all the jazz. Xbox 360 owner sounds about on the mark, my love of Mario being offset by my 360-induced bloodlust.

Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:19PM Nick the Hero of Canton said

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About your grandparents, I'd say that's Nintendo reaching it's goal, not hype.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:27PM Lemmiwinks said

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"The man they call Nick!"

Nice handle.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:09PM (Unverified) said

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And that's why you stay in school, kids.

Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:09PM (Unverified) said

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Wow, What an ass hole!

Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:14PM (Unverified) said

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I have a PS3 and a Wii. I like my descriptions.

Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:15PM (Unverified) said

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Oh man, if they had included us PC Gamers, we'd have definitely 'won'.

"PC Gamers are willing to spend the most money on their beloved-- gaming-- and hopefully their lavishness will apply to you also. Due to keyboard and mouse they are by far the most accurate of lovers; they will be able to get right where you want them. No auto-aim for these guys. Sadly, you might need to get them to buy some kind of accessory if you like rumble."

Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:25PM (Unverified) said

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I'm sorry but PC gamers have nothing on Bassists in the..... manual department...
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:29PM (Unverified) said

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ROFL. I'm a bassist.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:29PM Ranus Studios said

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Post of the year.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:31PM (Unverified) said

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So then you know the truth of it!!
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:45PM teamsammalone said

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I play bass as well, though not as much these days. I can still double slap like a MFer.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 5:09PM Vidikron said

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Hmmm... In my experience the PC-only guys are the most reclusive. Exhibit A: WoW.
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Posted: Nov 6th 2007 4:16PM nossy said

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LOL crazy.

Playstation 3 Owner = hype believer, stubborn. Sony is God - Buys everything Sony or high end for bragging rights.

Wii owner = Not competitive in any real life activities or competitions and relies on virtual orgasm.

Xbox 360 Owner = Poor PC ethusiasts who cant keep up with buying computer upgrades every 6 months. A hibernating PC gamer.

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