At this very moment in the town of Couer d'Couers, Ned, the pie maker, with the gift to bring the dead back to life for a short time (without consequences) stood over the body of Atari. The facts were these: The company of Atari was 35 years, 16 weeks, 4 hours and 9 minutes old. After already posting a $70 million loss in the last fiscal year, firing most of its board, borrowing $10 million and now reporting a $12 million loss for Q1, it was believed Atari had finally expired. But, just as the pie maker was about to touch the body -- to bring it back to life ever so briefly -- and ask where Atari stashed the will revealing its alleged secret fortune, a wholly unexpected thing happened. Atari popped up from the table and exclaimed, "I'm not dead yet!" And so, the startled pie maker left the morgue still trying to catch his breath, knowing he'd return soon enough.
Atari finally filed their delayed financial report for the quarter ending June 30 and laid out the bad news that they're down another $12 million. The company already sold most of its franchises like Stuntman and Driver; they're also in a dispute about potentially losing their Dragon Ball Z license as well. According to the quarterly report Atari states "substantial doubt about [their] ability to continue as a going concern."
Reader Comments (35)
Posted: Nov 7th 2007 2:30AM ThornedVenom said
Well Atari, if you're back on your feet, start making good games from now on, and only then will we cut you some slack. =)
Otherwise, instead of being a noble Spartan, you're still going to be that zombie character fanboys are still going to mock.
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Otherwise, instead of being a noble Spartan, you're still going to be that zombie character fanboys are still going to mock.
Posted: Nov 7th 2007 2:43AM (Unverified) said
Kudos for the great Pushing Daisies style newspost. :)
I'm sure nobody (the general public) but the employees and shareholders of Atari cares about it's imminent demise. They haven't released anything worth mentioning, even negatively, in how long?
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I'm sure nobody (the general public) but the employees and shareholders of Atari cares about it's imminent demise. They haven't released anything worth mentioning, even negatively, in how long?
Posted: Nov 7th 2007 2:48AM kenofthedead said
As someone who has been fired from Atari.
I hope the ashes owe debt.
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I hope the ashes owe debt.
Posted: Nov 7th 2007 2:49AM (Unverified) said
This is by far my favorite post here in a long time. I love Pushing Daisies and I couldn't help but hear the narrators voice say that post to me!
Keep it up Joystiq!!
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Keep it up Joystiq!!
Posted: Nov 7th 2007 2:58AM PoisonedAl said
I can't say I'm sad. I never grew up with Atari (all us older Brits had ZX Spectrums) and reading their history it serves them right. Nintendo, Atari, Sega, Sony and now EA have proved that if you act like dicks, karma bites you in the arse.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 3:04AM (Unverified) said
Atari is nothing but a name anymore. Some one will probably buy it and try to cash in like they did with Commodore. They should go back to making arcade games.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 4:38AM (Unverified) said
Hey Atari, just make a few more Test Drive games.. I'll buy them! Test Drive Unlimited was actually really good.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 7:07AM thejoemeister said
I love the effort. And you guys would definitely make better TV writers than the amateurs on TVSquad.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 7:42AM (Unverified) said
On one side, I'm sad about Atari... they were a big part of gaming and the history of them is what comes to my mind when I read those 6 letters.
On the other side, I'm happy... they have pissed all over the DBZ name.
I say: BURN! Learn from Sega or go away.
Also, loved the Pushing Daisies Intro; Keep that level of awesomeness :)
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On the other side, I'm happy... they have pissed all over the DBZ name.
I say: BURN! Learn from Sega or go away.
Also, loved the Pushing Daisies Intro; Keep that level of awesomeness :)
Posted: Nov 7th 2007 7:46AM Vegeta has a ps3 said
Meh I have to disagree with that. The DBZ gamees are actually pretty fun (Budokai 3 is still the best one yet). But I wonder who will take the DBZ mantle from Atari? Maybe Ubisoft could do something with the franchise.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 7:45AM Vegeta has a ps3 said
Well done Joystiq, well done. Pushing Daisies is by far the most brilliant show I've seen so far. I hope it makes it to 2 seasons before it gets canceled (you know it will).
And if you don't watch it, you're the reason why T.V. sucks today.
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And if you don't watch it, you're the reason why T.V. sucks today.
Posted: Nov 7th 2007 11:55AM (Unverified) said
TV sucks today? TV is better in the last few years than I can ever remember it being... especially if you have HBO/Showtime/etc.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 8:32AM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said
Pissed over DBZ: That's a laught!
I'm actually sad cause Telenet closed. No Valis sequel, then.
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I'm actually sad cause Telenet closed. No Valis sequel, then.
Posted: Nov 7th 2007 9:38AM baby sea tuna said
Last good Atari game I played was Driver 2 for PS1. Back in like 2000.
That's just sad.
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That's just sad.
Posted: Nov 7th 2007 8:43AM (Unverified) said
atari is already not the same company as the old school atari, they went through this similar process before and were just a division of another publisher (i believe), the old atari has been dead for a while, this atari is just in name and nothing else, so it will probably just go through the same pattern again.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 10:05AM (Unverified) said
If Tenkaichi 3 won't make it...Argh, im going to die, been waiting for that game since they announced it.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 11:01AM Hirsbrunner said
Very cool post and awesome show!
I too, hope it lasts.
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I too, hope it lasts.
Posted: Nov 7th 2007 11:08AM (Unverified) said
Posted: Nov 7th 2007 11:21AM CountNoobula said
Being the publisher for The Witcher in North America and Europe should help a bit. Especially in Europe.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 12:14PM (Unverified) said
I hope they crash and burn. Then maybe somebody competent can take the D&D license back.
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Posted: Nov 8th 2007 1:45AM SeishiZero said
$12 million is nothing. GM lost $39 billion dollars last quarter. That's about $433 million dollars a day!
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