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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 1:42PM R V said

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The only thing I took away from pokemon was that throwing balls at creatures made them your companion. However, this does not, I repeat NOT, work with women. I learned the hard way :(

Posted: Nov 7th 2007 1:45PM mr nimblewick said

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You must be doing it wrong.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 1:52PM mr nimblewick said

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You must be doing it wrong.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 1:55PM Silver R Wolfe said

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Crackwhore, I choose you!
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 2:07PM (Unverified) said

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I agree with Nimblewick.

Throw it harder next time...and be sure to hit her in the face. That's the best way...oh and don't forget to hold the 'B' button too!
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 2:08PM mr nimblewick said

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If you could lower her HP first next time, that would help.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 2:16PM iBubbles said

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You might try poisoning or putting her to sleep first as well.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 2:44PM Fullmetal Salchemist said

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Yeah, if they get a status effect first, like sleep or paralysis, they don't resist when you throw your Pokeballs at their face.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 3:05PM (Unverified) said

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Best video of someone getting hit in the face with a pokeball:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXUVd2c83c
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 2:00PM Porygandrew said

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Pokemon is best used to describe Mendel's Law of Independent Assortment and the distribution of Individual Values.

Posted: Nov 7th 2007 5:37PM mmxzer0 said

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Lol. +
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 2:13PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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I'm sure this has been banned in... certain states that will remain unnamed... since Pokémon promotes evolution. Which, as we all know, is an evil way of thinking that goes against God.

Posted: Nov 7th 2007 3:04PM rTwelve said

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You know, the whole evolution seems kinda flawed, because it's not so much that the Pokémon are evolving as they are... growing up. Now that would be awkward to learn in class.

"Mommy?"

"Yes, little Wartortle."

"What are these two huge things coming out of my back? And why do they tingle when I see other female Wartortle? And why is my VOICE GETTING DEEPER D:"

[cue evolution music]
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 3:47PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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'Twas a joke, R12.

In seriousness, though, "Pokémon evolution" is more of a misnomer. The process is more akin to metamorphosis, as seen with real bugs and amphibians. However, it's probably called "evolution" as the term is easier to grasp for most people.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 2:20PM Zertoss said

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If this gets kids more interested in science, great! If this is successful in helping kids learn, then they'll probably expand it to other subjects, like histoy, math and sex ed (ewwww!).

Posted: Nov 7th 2007 3:50PM DonaldMick said

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I will gladly donate a Ditto that s3x0red its way from L10 to L55 to that cause.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 2:25PM (Unverified) said

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aw why can't they have this in my chemistry class

Posted: Nov 7th 2007 2:46PM Fullmetal Salchemist said

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The only thing I learned in elementary school is that your family could die of dysentery.

Posted: Nov 7th 2007 4:45PM (Unverified) said

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+ always ford, it's much safer than caulking. and ferries are way too expensive.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 2:59PM Helloimbob said

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Its Palkia not Palkai.

Posted: Nov 7th 2007 3:48PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Palkai is the new secret Pokémon that's Palkia and Darkrai merged together.

You heard it here first, folks!
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Posted: Nov 7th 2007 6:30PM (Unverified) said

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i didnt learn anything from oregon trail or yukon trail

Posted: Nov 8th 2007 12:22PM (Unverified) said

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Im just wondering what is that pokemon in the middle?

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