"Close your eyes and relax, Commander," utters the blue-skinned humanoid as she brushes her fingertips against Ms. Shepard's cheek. Of course, your eyes are wide open as you hunch down in your chair and angle the monitor away from your coworker's potential gaze, curious to see how this issue
of 'lesbian alien sex' plays out in BioWare's Mass Effect
. Don't worry, you won't be spilling any hot coffee
over this tastefully "steamy" scene.