Gamer nabs his Mistress Chief with Halo 3 proposal

59 Comments by Justin McElroy Nov 9th 2007 10:28AM
Filed under: Microsoft Xbox 360, First Person Shooters

The Forge system in Halo 3 is good for more than just littering a level with plasma swords and pretending you're in Star Wars. You can also use it to find the love of your life. Take, for instance, "Moviesign", who asked his lady friend "furtive penguin" to be his one-and-only by spelling out "Marry Me?" ... in weapons. We're not sure what kind of lady agrees to a proposal made of battle rifles, but we know she's a keeper.

Oh, and that sound you hear is a single tear splashing from Ted Nugent's eye onto the aluminum floor of his collapsible tree stand. He, like us, is hoping you two wango tango into eternity.

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PeterBeck: Nov 9th 2007; 10:35AM

His gamertag is Moviesign?

Damn, I'd marry him too!

Matt_M: Nov 9th 2007; 11:02AM

If you're wondering how they eat or breathe, or other science facts- repeat to your self, "It's just a show, I should really just relax."

cybereality: Nov 9th 2007; 10:38AM

Halo 3 Legendary Edition: $129.99
Halo 3 Special Edition Xbox360: $399.99
Proposing to your girlfriend on XboxLive: Free
Tea-bagging her to consummate the marraige: Priceless

F. Rocker or Fernando R.?: Nov 9th 2007; 10:41AM

"Proposing to your girlfriend on XboxLive: Free" $50 dlls a year.

gonk: Nov 9th 2007; 10:41AM

i got a 13 month live card for $40

F. Rocker or Fernando R.?: Nov 9th 2007; 10:41AM

Im geek, but not that much.

gonk: Nov 9th 2007; 10:41AM

thanks for the nugent reference :)

Yubastard: Nov 9th 2007; 1:50PM

indeed! plain awesome!

anyways, ted nugent crying is as probable as finding an electron, marriage proposal with guns or not.

Word of the street(IDF-Digital Ruler).: Nov 9th 2007; 10:47AM

Cheap! :D

Neon Jebus: Nov 9th 2007; 10:47AM

Justin, bravo on that Nugent / tree stand part!

StrangeBum: Nov 9th 2007; 11:00AM

I agree with Neon Jebus on this one.

I lol'd at work. And nothing is worse than loling at the computer and people thinks you're nuts.

NATO_Duke: Nov 9th 2007; 10:57AM

This really creeps me out.

Bayli: Nov 9th 2007; 10:57AM

how romantic.
how i wish my future husband will propose to me while playing some form of video game!

lulz. no, srsly.
:C

Kazi: Nov 9th 2007; 11:07AM

I have a better idea. Proposing to you on a Gamer Blog! Because reading gaming blogs shows video game dedication!

WILL YOU MARRY ME?!

JL: Nov 9th 2007; 12:05PM

Awwww

Zootittles: Nov 9th 2007; 12:59PM

Of course I will, Kazi! *wipes away tears of joy*

Kazi: Nov 9th 2007; 1:16PM

I engineered your engagement ring from fragments of old Treasure, Konami, Bioware, Nintendo, Bungie, Rockstar, Blizzard, Clover Studios, Capcom, SNK, Sega, ect cartridges and CDs.

Zootittles: Nov 9th 2007; 1:43PM

You had me at "Treasure." Take me now.

Zorink: Nov 9th 2007; 11:01AM

Make sure to get some pics of the wedding!

FidliousWong: Nov 9th 2007; 11:16AM

I don't think I want to SEE someone who names themselves Furtive Penguin. That's a sneaky bird... fuck birds. Especially frozen birds.

chaz: Nov 9th 2007; 11:05AM

"Oh, and that sound you hear is a single tear splashing from Ted Nugent's eye onto the aluminum floor of his collapsible tree stand. He, like us, is hoping you two wango tango into eternity."

Genius.

Marty: Nov 9th 2007; 11:07AM

I like Halo 3 and all... but... ugh.

As much as I like that games aren't just a nerd's hobby anymore, this kind of thing is just...

*puke*

TypicalJeff: Nov 9th 2007; 11:09AM

That is ridiculously nerdy and very heart-felt. GO MOVIESIGN!

Lianne: Nov 9th 2007; 11:18AM

Why is it "ugh"? If he got her to say yes she obviously liked it. Now I'm a girl and I play Halo, but I wouldn't necessarily prefer being proposed to in that way. Still, if she liked it, awesome.

Hamza: Nov 9th 2007; 11:25AM

Yea, I wouldn't like it either. Imagine telling your grandchildren how you got married. "Oh yea, we were uhhhh.. playing a video game... when Charlie decided it was a great idea to use rifles to...eh, forget it"

The ring better have been expensive.

riggs: Nov 9th 2007; 11:19AM

my girlfriend aka future wife plays halo and gears as much as i do (and love it just as much too) not only that but shes an inspiring doctor and looks like a model....im lucky as hell to be honest.

adium: Nov 9th 2007; 11:50AM

pics?

lol

Cyro: Nov 9th 2007; 1:35PM

LOL! yes pics please.....

riggs: Nov 9th 2007; 11:19AM

oh yeah my point was that girls who play video games are this shiznit

deaftly: Nov 9th 2007; 11:22AM

and this will be the last time this guy gets to play halo3 because hes wife now will be bugging him and saying "no video games, you have to give me all your attention now". :(

Sloar: Nov 9th 2007; 11:27AM

I think it would have been great if she grabbed one of the swords and stabbed him with it.

Sloar: Nov 9th 2007; 11:28AM

What does she "inspire" people to do?

GRANTED: Nov 9th 2007; 11:48AM

yeah i think he means "an aspiring doctor" and to that i say, who isn't.

riggs: Nov 9th 2007; 11:56AM

yeah excuse my mind, its a friday folks, work with me here.

HineyWipe: Nov 9th 2007; 11:28AM

(sniff)
Um, no way would my girlfriend play videogames. And I wouldn't want her to. Its the other "games" we play that are more...satisfying.

GRANTED: Nov 9th 2007; 11:53AM

yeah my girlfriend doesn't like video games that much. and to be honest, i prefer it that way. i dont find 'gamer girls' very feminine; and frankly, having one of us wasting time in front of the TV is enough. she's better focused on her career and keeps me from spending too much time on games--she balances me out which is comforting.

but i guess some people just want their whole lives to be about games, and that's cool too. to each his own.

fyreblazer: Nov 9th 2007; 12:56PM

I agree with you two. My fiancée will occasionally play some Wii Sports with me but that's about it. I appreciate when she genuinely wants to play but it just wouldn't feel right if she was hardcore.

Sloar: Nov 9th 2007; 11:28AM

Stupid reply system. That question above is posed to riggs.

James: Nov 9th 2007; 11:38AM

I'd rather do something romantic.

Ghaleon: Nov 9th 2007; 11:52AM

Fuck the usual standards of, say, BEING with your lover when you propose to them. BIG BARF

dieselbt: Nov 9th 2007; 11:55AM

Hamza: I'm sure it was. Those halo things cost a pretty penny!

angryguy77: Nov 9th 2007; 12:01PM

If they ever get divorced, I want to see him ask for it this way.

NATO_Duke: Nov 9th 2007; 1:51PM

Hand her divorce papers in the game. Brutal.

JoePez: Nov 9th 2007; 12:07PM

From the story: "They started the game and Moviesign led furtive penguin to a spot where he claimed he'd put an energy sword."

There's an energy sword there, alright.

Stryder69: Nov 9th 2007; 12:14PM

awesome

Qayin: Nov 9th 2007; 12:44PM

Furtive Penguin GS= 32,203
Moviesign GS= 12,696

I'd say she wears the pants in that relationship.

Grindstone: Nov 9th 2007; 3:03PM

Would you say she "pwns" him in that regard?

Sam: Nov 9th 2007; 6:00PM

HOLY SH!T

That's just insane, she's got more than Burnie!
http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/profile.php?uid=5

I don't know about you guys, but she is not just hardcore as in plays halo3 and COD4.

She's HARDCORE as in INTIMIDATING

I know it's none of my business, but if she spends THAT much time playing, I wouldn't marry her.

Tyre: Nov 9th 2007; 1:02PM

This won't last

OhJustSomeRandomGuy: Nov 9th 2007; 1:32PM

The only appropriate response is for her to stick him with a grenade and then T-Bag him.

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