Oh, and that sound you hear is a single tear splashing from Ted Nugent's eye onto the aluminum floor of his collapsible tree stand. He, like us, is hoping you two wango tango into eternity.
Oh, and that sound you hear is a single tear splashing from Ted Nugent's eye onto the aluminum floor of his collapsible tree stand. He, like us, is hoping you two wango tango into eternity.
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2008 5:38PM (Unverified) said
I want to have my DNA taken to the far ends of the Milkyway. Someone should order small plastic vials from the manufacturer using the green Thomas industrial catolog at the public library, look up vials /plastic. Next have someone make a kids rubber helium party baloon that is 1 inch bigger when its inflated so it goes higher in the sky. Have it made with glow in the dark stuff that shines at night. It will take two rubber baloons tied together to carry up the plastic vial taped to one of the baloons. Proceed to get poke-em lancets from the drug store to prick your finger. Now Space-Aliens flying in invisible craft in Earths skies could retrieve a drop of your blood when you release the baloons over the desert or nature park. Go ahead and dab a drop of blood onto the surface of the baloon instead if you want, then only one baloon is needed. Your baloon might be recognized by the Aliens up there. Or you might find the whole idea a bad thing. Should people who believe there is Aliens visiting our solor system send out a spacecraft way past Pluto that has a supply of fruit tree, vegetable and berry seeds so the Extra-terrestial star travellers can take it home?
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Posted: Nov 9th 2007 10:35AM (Unverified) said
His gamertag is Moviesign?
Damn, I'd marry him too!
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Damn, I'd marry him too!
Posted: Nov 9th 2007 11:02AM (Unverified) said
If you're wondering how they eat or breathe, or other science facts- repeat to your self, "It's just a show, I should really just relax."
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Posted: Nov 9th 2007 10:38AM (Unverified) said
Halo 3 Legendary Edition: $129.99
Halo 3 Special Edition Xbox360: $399.99
Proposing to your girlfriend on XboxLive: Free
Tea-bagging her to consummate the marraige: Priceless
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Halo 3 Special Edition Xbox360: $399.99
Proposing to your girlfriend on XboxLive: Free
Tea-bagging her to consummate the marraige: Priceless
Posted: Nov 9th 2007 10:41AM (Unverified) said
"Proposing to your girlfriend on XboxLive: Free" $50 dlls a year.
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Posted: Nov 9th 2007 1:50PM (Unverified) said
indeed! plain awesome!
anyways, ted nugent crying is as probable as finding an electron, marriage proposal with guns or not.
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anyways, ted nugent crying is as probable as finding an electron, marriage proposal with guns or not.
Posted: Nov 9th 2007 11:00AM (Unverified) said
I agree with Neon Jebus on this one.
I lol'd at work. And nothing is worse than loling at the computer and people thinks you're nuts.
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I lol'd at work. And nothing is worse than loling at the computer and people thinks you're nuts.
Posted: Nov 9th 2007 11:07AM (Unverified) said
I have a better idea. Proposing to you on a Gamer Blog! Because reading gaming blogs shows video game dedication!
WILL YOU MARRY ME?!
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WILL YOU MARRY ME?!
Posted: Nov 9th 2007 12:59PM (Unverified) said
Of course I will, Kazi! *wipes away tears of joy*
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Posted: Nov 9th 2007 1:16PM (Unverified) said
I engineered your engagement ring from fragments of old Treasure, Konami, Bioware, Nintendo, Bungie, Rockstar, Blizzard, Clover Studios, Capcom, SNK, Sega, ect cartridges and CDs.
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Posted: Nov 9th 2007 11:16AM SheppyReturns said
I don't think I want to SEE someone who names themselves Furtive Penguin. That's a sneaky bird... fuck birds. Especially frozen birds.
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Posted: Nov 9th 2007 11:05AM (Unverified) said
"Oh, and that sound you hear is a single tear splashing from Ted Nugent's eye onto the aluminum floor of his collapsible tree stand. He, like us, is hoping you two wango tango into eternity."
Genius.
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Genius.
Posted: Nov 9th 2007 11:07AM FredFredrickson said
I like Halo 3 and all... but... ugh.
As much as I like that games aren't just a nerd's hobby anymore, this kind of thing is just...
*puke*
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As much as I like that games aren't just a nerd's hobby anymore, this kind of thing is just...
*puke*
Posted: Nov 9th 2007 11:09AM (Unverified) said
That is ridiculously nerdy and very heart-felt. GO MOVIESIGN!
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Posted: Nov 9th 2007 11:18AM (Unverified) said
Why is it "ugh"? If he got her to say yes she obviously liked it. Now I'm a girl and I play Halo, but I wouldn't necessarily prefer being proposed to in that way. Still, if she liked it, awesome.
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Posted: Nov 9th 2007 11:25AM (Unverified) said
Yea, I wouldn't like it either. Imagine telling your grandchildren how you got married. "Oh yea, we were uhhhh.. playing a video game... when Charlie decided it was a great idea to use rifles to...eh, forget it"
The ring better have been expensive.
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The ring better have been expensive.
Posted: Nov 9th 2007 11:19AM CommentSystem said
my girlfriend aka future wife plays halo and gears as much as i do (and love it just as much too) not only that but shes an inspiring doctor and looks like a model....im lucky as hell to be honest.
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Posted: Nov 9th 2007 11:19AM CommentSystem said
oh yeah my point was that girls who play video games are this shiznit
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Posted: Nov 9th 2007 11:22AM (Unverified) said
and this will be the last time this guy gets to play halo3 because hes wife now will be bugging him and saying "no video games, you have to give me all your attention now". :(
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Posted: Nov 9th 2007 11:48AM (Unverified) said
yeah i think he means "an aspiring doctor" and to that i say, who isn't.
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Posted: Nov 9th 2007 11:56AM CommentSystem said
yeah excuse my mind, its a friday folks, work with me here.
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Posted: Nov 9th 2007 11:28AM (Unverified) said
(sniff)
Um, no way would my girlfriend play videogames. And I wouldn't want her to. Its the other "games" we play that are more...satisfying.
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Um, no way would my girlfriend play videogames. And I wouldn't want her to. Its the other "games" we play that are more...satisfying.
Posted: Nov 9th 2007 11:53AM (Unverified) said
yeah my girlfriend doesn't like video games that much. and to be honest, i prefer it that way. i dont find 'gamer girls' very feminine; and frankly, having one of us wasting time in front of the TV is enough. she's better focused on her career and keeps me from spending too much time on games--she balances me out which is comforting.
but i guess some people just want their whole lives to be about games, and that's cool too. to each his own.
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but i guess some people just want their whole lives to be about games, and that's cool too. to each his own.
Posted: Nov 9th 2007 12:56PM JustinVincible said
I agree with you two. My fiancée will occasionally play some Wii Sports with me but that's about it. I appreciate when she genuinely wants to play but it just wouldn't feel right if she was hardcore.
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Posted: Nov 9th 2007 11:52AM (Unverified) said
Fuck the usual standards of, say, BEING with your lover when you propose to them. BIG BARF
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Posted: Nov 9th 2007 12:01PM (Unverified) said
If they ever get divorced, I want to see him ask for it this way.
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Posted: Nov 9th 2007 12:07PM (Unverified) said
From the story: "They started the game and Moviesign led furtive penguin to a spot where he claimed he'd put an energy sword."
There's an energy sword there, alright.
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There's an energy sword there, alright.
Posted: Nov 9th 2007 12:44PM (Unverified) said
Furtive Penguin GS= 32,203
Moviesign GS= 12,696
I'd say she wears the pants in that relationship.
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Moviesign GS= 12,696
I'd say she wears the pants in that relationship.
Posted: Nov 9th 2007 6:00PM (Unverified) said
HOLY SH!T
That's just insane, she's got more than Burnie!
http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/profile.php?uid=5
I don't know about you guys, but she is not just hardcore as in plays halo3 and COD4.
She's HARDCORE as in INTIMIDATING
I know it's none of my business, but if she spends THAT much time playing, I wouldn't marry her.
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That's just insane, she's got more than Burnie!
http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/profile.php?uid=5
I don't know about you guys, but she is not just hardcore as in plays halo3 and COD4.
She's HARDCORE as in INTIMIDATING
I know it's none of my business, but if she spends THAT much time playing, I wouldn't marry her.
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