L337Lauren tops other gals on road to Miss Video Game crown
We know what you're thinking, because we're thinking the same thing. There's a Miss Video Game competition? How did such a thing fly under our collective radar? The event, part of the larger 2007 Arcadia Festival in Montreal, aims to find and award one female as this year's most accomplished gamer without a Y chromosome, and who better suited for this task than our neighbors to the north?
After the first day of events, the pack is currently led by EB Games assistant manager Lauren Berggren, aka L337Lauren, as she bested the other girls in both Mario Kart 64 and a series of 1-on-1 matches in CounterStrike. Now she and four others move on to fight for the crown while rocking out to Guitar Hero and testing their noodles in Brain Age 2.
Impressive, sure, but like female-only gaming clans, this sort of thing strikes us as odd, especially since video games, unlike sporting events or beauty pageants, don't favor skills unique to either sex. Still, playing games is seen by some as a bit of a boy's club, and something like this could possibly help break down a few stereotypes, which is a positive, though being the lecherous types we are we can't help but hope for a swimsuit or evening gown competition to follow.
After the first day of events, the pack is currently led by EB Games assistant manager Lauren Berggren, aka L337Lauren, as she bested the other girls in both Mario Kart 64 and a series of 1-on-1 matches in CounterStrike. Now she and four others move on to fight for the crown while rocking out to Guitar Hero and testing their noodles in Brain Age 2.
Impressive, sure, but like female-only gaming clans, this sort of thing strikes us as odd, especially since video games, unlike sporting events or beauty pageants, don't favor skills unique to either sex. Still, playing games is seen by some as a bit of a boy's club, and something like this could possibly help break down a few stereotypes, which is a positive, though being the lecherous types we are we can't help but hope for a swimsuit or evening gown competition to follow.












Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
ShortFuse @ Nov 12th 2007 11:33AM
better picture here:
http://www.missvideogame.com/index.php?option=com_comprofiler&task=userProfile&user=1435&Itemid=41
Dale @ Nov 12th 2007 12:34PM
Fap fap fap.
Mal F4cti0n @ Nov 12th 2007 12:59PM
Wow, much better picture. She looks like a pale Brit in the one on this page.
ejordan @ Nov 12th 2007 12:59PM
that picture is a lot better. this one looks like a zombie.
7718 @ Nov 12th 2007 2:56PM
I suppose if you dig on prepubescent girls you might think she is pretty fine. Personally I prefer my ladies to at least have the ability to grow pubic hair.
You humans are crazy, this female has hardly any breasts and her hips couldn't pass a tadpole let alone a 9 month old human larvae.
gonk @ Nov 12th 2007 4:34PM
yeah because we all want women with wide childbirthing hips...
Chris @ Nov 12th 2007 4:38PM
Yeah I didn't think Quakers were allowed to use computers. Go back to the farm 7718...
Patrick @ Nov 12th 2007 8:57PM
@ gonk well, the junk in the trunk.....as long as its the good firm junk. being 16 its not creepy for me, but to all the 20 and 30 year olds shame. and the diff between the two pics is pretty big. she looks emo in one, preppy the next.
deathwombat @ Nov 12th 2007 10:46PM
the angles!
gonk @ Nov 12th 2007 11:34AM
have you seen the other girls? i'm not sure i'd want a swimsuit competition
Jeff @ Nov 12th 2007 11:37AM
You clearly don't appreciate teh lawlz.
But in all seriousness, how many male professional gamers get girls wet? Let's be fair.
It's us non-professional, though quite-addicted gamers the ladies love. *cough*
Edog Lost @ Nov 12th 2007 3:39PM
damn straight Jeff. DAMN straight.
Fullmetal Salchemist @ Nov 12th 2007 7:08PM
You keep telling yourselves that.
F. Rocker or Fernando R.? @ Nov 12th 2007 11:35AM
She needs less raccon eyes...
ShortFuse @ Nov 12th 2007 11:36AM
I was thinking the exact same thing. Even the word "raccoon". I don't know if Joystiq purposely looked for the worst picture of her, though.
HineyWipe @ Nov 12th 2007 11:51AM
Look who's complain'n! (your avatar has darker raccoon eyes than...a raccoon!)
F. Rocker or Fernando R.? @ Nov 12th 2007 11:57AM
I was owned =(
genoma @ Nov 12th 2007 12:04PM
rackeyes? eycoons?
David @ Nov 12th 2007 5:44PM
I'm a big fan of really thick eye liner, so that picture appeals to me.
I know of very few -- well, zero -- video game addicts living in such a glorious physical form! My wasted heart has seen perfection and will never love again. =)
HineyWipe @ Nov 12th 2007 11:37AM
See! You can be a girl, a gamer and good looking! (Nice shirt)
Cap'n Jack @ Nov 12th 2007 11:41AM
THE NOSE! And... THE EYES!!! Not all that attractive.
Grant @ Nov 12th 2007 5:13PM
i think the most obvious visual thing with her looks is that it looks like she has never made it into some natural light.
Casper needs a trip to the tanning bed.
David @ Nov 12th 2007 6:01PM
Tanning is bad for you. Our cultural obsession with them is, from a public health perspective, quite deleterious.
WiNG @ Nov 12th 2007 11:37AM
meh I doubt any of them is as good as this girl who plays on our CSS server and is ranked 5 out of 46,000 all time players.
(I'm ranked 25, by comparison)
gonk @ Nov 12th 2007 11:43AM
cascading style sheets?
Dale @ Nov 12th 2007 12:40PM
Cansei de Ser Sexy?
mafafu @ Nov 12th 2007 1:16PM
music is my hot hot sex
Fandel @ Nov 12th 2007 11:39AM
"Miss Video Game competition"
Translation: The "Miss "Chick who has the nicest ass who just also happens to play a few games" competition.
In otherwords: No regular looking girls (90%) need not apply.
gonk @ Nov 12th 2007 12:05PM
yeah, did you go to their website? all the girls are just camwhores
FidliousWong @ Nov 12th 2007 11:39AM
Nothing says "bang me" like putting makeup on a skeleton.
xXFenixKnight13Xx @ Nov 12th 2007 11:39AM
WTF!???
Avril Levigne games??
Meh....she prolly just plays Skate or Tony Hawk U.
Jeff @ Nov 12th 2007 11:41AM
Joystiq has bias against teh females!!11 They looks 4 wurst pictures n only post negotive newz!!1
Srsly evry thred aboot female gamerz sum1 haz to post about how they getz RROD once a month. Im so siq of it. Evn if us gamrs spend very litle time playin wid dem, dey are stil a very gud console.
Joystiq = manbox 360 fanboii!11
XanthouS @ Nov 12th 2007 11:45AM
As if a 1v1 Counter-Strike match proves anything. CS is far from an individual game, unless they played aim maps or some such.
WiNG @ Nov 12th 2007 11:46AM
It's also disheartening how much you guys care about how good the pic is.
1. She is not going to date you.
2. This is a gaming competition.
3. Get a life.
gonk @ Nov 12th 2007 11:52AM
tits or gtfo
gonk @ Nov 12th 2007 11:56AM
also you forget, all girls are sluts
robert @ Nov 12th 2007 12:05PM
unfortunately the average maturity level of a large portion of the male gaming population makes it impossible to bring up the subject of any female gamer without the pointless discussion of her looks or if they would "hit that" or not.
even people who say they're just joking around and aren't serious are still part of the problem and alienating female gamers who don't feel like being harassed by immature sexual comments while trying to enjoy a little gaming.
Ben Hobbs @ Nov 12th 2007 12:23PM
Can't be worse than the 'White Knight in Shining Armour' Losers, who think that they will win over the laydees with gay talk.
Jeff @ Nov 12th 2007 1:23PM
I hope by "trying to enjoy a little gaming" you mean trying to enjoy my penis in their vagina.
Ooohhhhhh.
robert @ Nov 12th 2007 2:10PM
yeah, i suppose that would be a little gaming...
extremely little, possibly even tiny.
Ooohhhhhh.
cliffjeff @ Nov 12th 2007 1:52PM
She looks like a mannequin. Or a tanooki. Anyway, I thought this was revealed to be a scam a year or so ago. Like, not a legit gaming competition but a way to get application money or advertising revenue from gawking males or something.
Cheez-It @ Nov 12th 2007 11:52AM
I haven't posted here in a while, just wanted to pop in to point out that I was amused with one of your ideas:
"Impressive, sure, but like female-only gaming clans, this sort of thing strikes us as odd, especially since video games, unlike sporting events or beauty pageants, don't favor skills unique to either sex."
This is false. Examine the literature on the subject.
gonk @ Nov 12th 2007 11:53AM
why don't you just sum up this literature in a setence for us?
Jeff @ Nov 12th 2007 11:57AM
Wait, so men do have an advantage when it comes to gaming? I KNEW IT. =P
Marty @ Nov 12th 2007 12:37PM
Gonk, if one and a half paragraphs surpasses your cognitive skills, maybe you shouldn't be reading a news blog.
Flakundenga @ Nov 12th 2007 11:58AM
it's funny how people think that gamerchicks have to be ugly and nerdy looking. not always the case, trust me ;)
Fandel @ Nov 12th 2007 12:31PM
No, the problem is that 99% of these "gamer chicks" that you see promoted are nothing more than models. The companies promoting these girls are not looking to "empower woman to be equals in the gaming arena"; they are looking to attract lonely gamers into checking out their products.
Do girls have to look average in order to be true gamers? No, but I think it's total BS that virtually all the "girl gamers" you see promoted look like something out of a geekier version of Maxium than your average girl on the street.
Zootittles @ Nov 12th 2007 12:40PM
Yeah- I watched the girl gamer Guitar Hero competition video on Xbox Live the other day. All the women in that were certified Grade A Bulldykes. (Nothing wrong with that, mind you, it's just probably a more accurate depiction of the majority of girls who play more than Bejeweled and The Sims)
ChiTownRuler23 @ Nov 12th 2007 12:00PM
ah i see she is a sly cooper fan
Slaziman @ Nov 12th 2007 1:17PM
ZING!