This week on Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee travels back to the time when our game selection was much slimmer and hates on Clive Barker's Jericho. It's worth noting that even a month later the spread on reviews for Jericho is still quite impressive. Yahtzee complains about the colors, design and just the overall product that has rekindled his hatred after weeks of ho-hum blood lust. Let's see if The Escapist can stop sending Yahtzee games by carrier pigeon to Australia and get him some games from the deluge we currently find ourselves in.
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Who doesn't? Seriously, I couldn't even finish the demo.
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Most reviews complain about how linear the game is, which to me not everything needs to be a sandbox or even have the illusion of being an open game.
The other complaint is the graphics which I didn't mind at all, I thought they were good...I wonder what settings some of hese reviewrs were using.
Its not an great game but its not awful either. For some reason some people just hate it. Its a lot like Lair in that respect.
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I'm fairly certain he's stealing my thoughts and opinions.
Anyone that disagree's with him is one of the following:
1) An idiot.
2) 15 Years or younger.
3) A mindless fanboy.
4) A blatant brit hater.
Seriously. Dont hate him just because he points out the obviously flaws in obvious games.
Oh, and jericho was fucking terrible.
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But that helps his humor as much as it hurts any attempt at "legitimacy"
May I point out the obviously flaws in this obvious sentence?
After all, if everyone had the same opinion, then this would indeed be a boring world. Shades of gray, my friend. Shades of gray...
"Stick their nose up their urethra"
Priceless
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We already know the review is going to be negative. That's why we like it, but please try to remember a little bit of that creative writing class you took that one time when coming up with a headline for the news article.
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More interested his thoughts on Mario or Guitar Hero though....
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Slow the fuck down.
How's that for a review? Mind you, I'm not sticking up for Jericho (never played it), I'm just giving my review, on his review, of a game review.
Someone should make a review site, for game reviews.
You wouldn't be rating the game, just the game review...
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They can't all be winners.
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Look shithead, I was just giving my drunken opinion.
Like I said, when you're drunk sometimes things sound better in your head, than they do on paper.
I wanted to delete the post after I posted it, but I couldn't. We all have bad posts, but there is no reason to attack me personally.
You know what's ironic? In this exact same post you typed.
"Anyone who says "if you disagree with [insert person]'s opinion you are an an idiot" is an idiot themselves."
You disagreed with my opinion on Zero Punctuation, and called me a moron.
So what does that make you?
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