Fable 2's combat and canines aren't going to be the only next-gen things about the game. Developer Lionhead also wants to replace the tired old "Arseface" insult that villagers yell at the hero when they hate him. They've turned to their community of loyal fans (yes, you!) for a replacement on their official blog.
The comments section is already filling up with soon-to-be-classics, but we're especially fond of "Groin Crab," "Loner McLonelyton" and the puzzling "Big Girls Blouse." Your own personal chance at immortality is just one click away.
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Reader Comments (70)
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 12:39PM (Unverified) said
People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
Okay, I'll stop now, before we have a thread of insults. =D
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Okay, I'll stop now, before we have a thread of insults. =D
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 12:44PM (Unverified) said
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
(sorry, i couldn't help it :P )
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(sorry, i couldn't help it :P )
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 11:57AM (Unverified) said
The ocean called, they're running out of shrimp.
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 12:19PM (Unverified) said
Huh I see what you did there...
The zoo called they want you back at 5:00
I slept with your wife.
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The zoo called they want you back at 5:00
I slept with your wife.
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 12:29PM teamsammalone said
well the jerk store called and yada yada yada
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 12:44PM (Unverified) said
Oh man. I could on with Seinfeld.
But as Danny so eloquently put it 'yadda yadda yadda'
Although for an insult, 'He's got the jimmy legs!'
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But as Danny so eloquently put it 'yadda yadda yadda'
Although for an insult, 'He's got the jimmy legs!'
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 12:25PM RobAccomando said
wow Gonk. That was so clever of you to fill in the asterix. Try this one; "go f*ck yourself you stupid c*nt"
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 1:04PM (Unverified) said
Please tell me you are joking. That will piss me off, since I just bought the damn game.
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 12:17PM (Unverified) said
Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 12:17PM (Unverified) said
Your mother was a hamster,and your father smelt of eldarberries!
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 1:01PM (Unverified) said
Son of a silly person! English k-nnnnnnnnnniggits!
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 12:30PM teamsammalone said
I agree, calling someone a terrible pop punk band is oretty mean
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 12:31PM (Unverified) said
You're an orphan, it says it right here in your file. Very unlikable.
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 12:38PM (Unverified) said
It is like putting 2 random words together that don't really have anything to do with eachother.
Apple farts
ugly corn cob
stinky salamander
English Irish
no wait that last one wasn't right...
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Apple farts
ugly corn cob
stinky salamander
English Irish
no wait that last one wasn't right...
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 1:07PM TangoCharlie said
How can you top "Groin Crab"? That's excellent.
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 1:11PM hvnlysoldr said
You amoeba brain!
What's an amoeba?
An amoeba is a one-celled organism that eats its own boogers... I lost it. What's the insults in Hook?
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What's an amoeba?
An amoeba is a one-celled organism that eats its own boogers... I lost it. What's the insults in Hook?
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