Lionhead wants your insults for Fable 2
The comments section is already filling up with soon-to-be-classics, but we're especially fond of "Groin Crab," "Loner McLonelyton" and the puzzling "Big Girls Blouse." Your own personal chance at immortality is just one click away.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Dombay @ Nov 15th 2007 11:51AM
You Fight like a Dairy Farmer..
Cutty @ Nov 15th 2007 12:14PM
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
rockintom @ Nov 15th 2007 12:20PM
I'm shaking, I'm shaking!
Cutty @ Nov 15th 2007 12:39PM
People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
Okay, I'll stop now, before we have a thread of insults. =D
Dombay @ Nov 15th 2007 12:44PM
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
(sorry, i couldn't help it :P )
Geist @ Nov 15th 2007 2:42PM
I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
(this thread must never die)
merf1350 @ Nov 15th 2007 3:25PM
How about Spaz or Spaztic...whoops!
:p
F. Rocker or Fernando R.? @ Nov 15th 2007 11:53AM
So, he is Link's father...
gonk @ Nov 15th 2007 11:56AM
sounds lame
samfish @ Nov 15th 2007 11:57AM
PENIS WRINKLE!
Crono (NDF - Knight of the Old School) @ Nov 15th 2007 1:31PM
Zit in a Penis Wrinkle.
DangerMouse @ Nov 15th 2007 11:57AM
The ocean called, they're running out of shrimp.
Your Ad here 555-1923 @ Nov 15th 2007 12:19PM
Huh I see what you did there...
The zoo called they want you back at 5:00
I slept with your wife.
danny. (fdf.) @ Nov 15th 2007 12:29PM
well the jerk store called and yada yada yada
StrangeBum @ Nov 15th 2007 12:44PM
Oh man. I could on with Seinfeld.
But as Danny so eloquently put it 'yadda yadda yadda'
Although for an insult, 'He's got the jimmy legs!'
Cyro @ Nov 15th 2007 12:03PM
You are more useless than a PS3!
F. Rocker or Fernando R.? @ Nov 15th 2007 12:06PM
Very good Padawan... very good.
Vidikron (FU) @ Nov 15th 2007 2:58PM
You're a Wiitard.
Supino @ Nov 15th 2007 2:59PM
useless maybe, but at least I got potential!
Rob Accomando @ Nov 15th 2007 12:07PM
how about "F*cking as*hole"?
gonk @ Nov 15th 2007 12:10PM
how about "Fucking asshole"
Rob Accomando @ Nov 15th 2007 12:25PM
wow Gonk. That was so clever of you to fill in the asterix. Try this one; "go f*ck yourself you stupid c*nt"
gonk @ Nov 15th 2007 12:12PM
oh btw, carcassone is free currently on xbla
Martin @ Nov 15th 2007 1:04PM
Please tell me you are joking. That will piss me off, since I just bought the damn game.
Crono (NDF - Knight of the Old School) @ Nov 15th 2007 1:32PM
CRAP. Thanks for reminding me!
McWeen @ Nov 15th 2007 12:15PM
Bone Swaggler
Nerf Herder
Karen @ Nov 15th 2007 12:17PM
Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
Sidebuster @ Nov 15th 2007 12:36PM
Who's Scruffy look'en?
Your Ad here 555-1923 @ Nov 15th 2007 12:17PM
Your mother was a hamster,and your father smelt of eldarberries!
exit stencil @ Nov 15th 2007 1:01PM
Son of a silly person! English k-nnnnnnnnnniggits!
Todd @ Nov 15th 2007 12:17PM
Ass Clown
Todd @ Nov 15th 2007 12:26PM
Bastard Son of the Town Whore
Cyro @ Nov 15th 2007 12:27PM
Your mom likes to play Lair!
tony @ Nov 15th 2007 12:29PM
big girls blouse is a very english insult, which basically just means someone who's a bit of a sissy.
and my contribution to all this is: dick splash...
danny. (fdf.) @ Nov 15th 2007 12:30PM
I agree, calling someone a terrible pop punk band is oretty mean
WiNG @ Nov 15th 2007 12:31PM
You're an orphan, it says it right here in your file. Very unlikable.
halobreaker @ Nov 15th 2007 12:34PM
Chicken Chaser!
PopKornPlaya @ Nov 15th 2007 12:36PM
gG N00b U ArE THe suXXoRS eL Oh el
Sidebuster @ Nov 15th 2007 12:38PM
It is like putting 2 random words together that don't really have anything to do with eachother.
Apple farts
ugly corn cob
stinky salamander
English Irish
no wait that last one wasn't right...
rockintom @ Nov 15th 2007 12:51PM
Butthead.
OOOH. I WENT THERE!
NATO_Duke @ Nov 15th 2007 12:53PM
The best two for gamers to appreciate:
1-Asshat
2-Fanboy
exit stencil @ Nov 15th 2007 12:58PM
Codpieceface!
gonk @ Nov 15th 2007 12:59PM
YOU SPOONY BARD!
Todd @ Nov 15th 2007 1:00PM
Limey Bastard
Gangsta Smurf @ Nov 15th 2007 1:02PM
Your mom got -3 kills in bed last night.
rv @ Nov 15th 2007 4:18PM
I'm at your moms house!
Count Noobula @ Nov 15th 2007 1:04PM
How about: "Donkey-fucking shit eater"
dan stabbingworth @ Nov 15th 2007 1:58PM
You're such a boner biting bastard.
Tango Charlie @ Nov 15th 2007 1:07PM
How can you top "Groin Crab"? That's excellent.
hvnlysoldr @ Nov 15th 2007 1:11PM
You amoeba brain!
What's an amoeba?
An amoeba is a one-celled organism that eats its own boogers... I lost it. What's the insults in Hook?