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The comments section is already filling up with soon-to-be-classics, but we're especially fond of "Groin Crab," "Loner McLonelyton" and the puzzling "Big Girls Blouse." Your own personal chance at immortality is just one click away.
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Reader Comments (70)
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 7:45PM Colossalhat said
Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you EAT ME? You two-toned zebara-headed paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!
What's a paramecium brain?
I'll tell you what a paeramecium is. It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly. Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!
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What's a paramecium brain?
I'll tell you what a paeramecium is. It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly. Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 1:48PM mcarage said
You hype games too much.
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 1:49PM Zorink said
n00b!
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 1:51PM (Unverified) said
Johnny No-friends
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 1:54PM Dale P said
I vote for the interchangeable dick teeth and dick fingers.
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 2:12PM Colossalhat said
Wang Chucker!
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 2:41PM (Unverified) said
you piss-kidney or you jizz-cock
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 2:46PM Geist said
Thouest most certainly are one of the n00bish variety!
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 3:04PM (Unverified) said
What, no "Taint Balm" ?
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 3:46PM (Unverified) said
So i found this British insults/outrageous words page http://www.zoo.ufl.edu/bolker/vocab/node5.html
and personally i would enjoy hearing any of them.. and since seeing it i've decided that i will use the term goolies for the rest of my life.
and personally i would enjoy hearing any of them.. and since seeing it i've decided that i will use the term goolies for the rest of my life.
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 3:48PM Ethan said
I went for cat-fancier and hope it appears in the game.
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 4:27PM (Unverified) said
Your mother ejaculates porraige!
Go fuck a duck!
Go fuck a duck!
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 4:49PM ThornedVenom said
You're a towel!
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 5:17PM Mr Khan said
"What are you lookin' at, Butthead?"
or
"You suck worse than the American voiceovers of Naruto!"
or
"You suck worse than the American voiceovers of Naruto!"
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 5:50PM LaughingTarget said
My brilliant submission -
Go fornicate with thineself and shuffle off thy mortal coil.
Go fornicate with thineself and shuffle off thy mortal coil.
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 6:43PM Grey Acumen said
Geriatric Leper's Foreskin
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 8:29PM (Unverified) said
Phatty!
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 8:54PM (Unverified) said
You no better than the dirt stuck to the bottom of my shoes! Or the dirt stuck to the bottom of that dirt!
Posted: Nov 15th 2007 11:09PM (Unverified) said
Oh God, I hope no one mentions "smeghead".
Posted: Nov 16th 2007 10:25AM (Unverified) said
Shut up you cum-guzzling Jew!
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