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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 11:20PM (Unverified) said

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gabe's mother needs to wash his mouth out with soap
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 12:16AM rTwelve said

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It appears the public has washed out your post with white out!
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 1:06AM (Unverified) said

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i don't really care ... its probably just some overzealous guy with his own webcomic character clearing his cookies again and again to silence the truth.
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 3:35AM (Unverified) said

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this humors me, opinions=notwelcome
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 3:51AM Colossalhat said

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I'm not sure you realize quite who you're talking about here. The guy who posted this is a very knowledgable person about video games. Penny Arcade is one of the most successful webcomics out there. They host a convention known as PAX, and have created a charity called Child's Play. He's not just "some guy with his own webcomic character". Next time try to get your head out of your ass to learn a bit about the person you're bashing.
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 5:27AM (Unverified) said

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p.s. i know who he is. child's play is a very good cause, and people should get involved with charities of their own. however, gabe is just a guy. a guy like you or me. he just so happened to get (sort of) famous for doing what he loves. Great! but he is human like you or me, and can be criticized for his loutish language. i don't see the big deal. head up my ass ... ? part of me wants to rebut, but the rest of me doesn't see the point. pun intended.
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 1:12PM (Unverified) said

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You didn't realize who Gabe from Penny Arcade was? Hm, maybe time for the ban hammer.
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 9:06AM Ghen said

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With enough votes can we vote colin down to non-existent?
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 8:09PM rTwelve said

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I should probably point out this guy has the word "bitch" in his avatar. Which is, coincidentally, what irony is.
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 9:24PM (Unverified) said

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actually rtwelve, when you are finished with freshman english composition and sophomore literary heritage, hopefully you will have learned what irony actually means. it can be dramatic, situational, tragic (like in Oedipus Rex, verbal, or cosmic (or irony of fate - a lot like tragic). irony is defined as "the quality or state of an event being both coincidental and contradictory in a humorous or poignant and extremely improbable way." so if you were implying that it is ironic that i am a bitch and my avatar says bitch, you would be incorrect. an example of irony would be if i congratulated you and said "sick burn, smart guy!"

now you know.

p.s. don't flunk out, asu is a pretty big party school.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2007 12:27AM (Unverified) said

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OOOOooooOOOhhhh! Look at who's discovered how to use a dictionary!
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Posted: Nov 29th 2007 3:36AM (Unverified) said

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uhhh... i'd say having the word 'bitch' in your avatar while at the same time insulting someone else for language is both coincidentally humorous and contradictory...
oh btw nice long boring monologue to 'prove your smartness' good way to 'show us all' and prove you're not a dipshit highschooler...
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Posted: Nov 29th 2007 4:54PM (Unverified) said

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will, way to beat the dead horse. but i'll play. also good job with stretching the irony connection ... i'll give you that (though i'm pretty sure that's not how he meant it). i don't really want to go down this path again ... but basically, ahh nevermind ... i'll agree to disagree. my opinion is that gabe's pointlessly uses the word "fuck" which adds nothing but immaturity to his post.
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 11:22PM (Unverified) said

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Do enjoy. I guess it is all about pacing.
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 11:26PM (Unverified) said

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If you look at the score 1up gave it...the reviewer was michael donahoe, who gave hotel dusk a 10 and said id had "great dialogue", I wouldn't really trust anything he says..
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 11:35PM (Unverified) said

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I wouldn't trust 1up at all, they seem to use a random number generator for all their reviews (Ultimate ghost and goblins a 4.0, What the eff?) .

Now I’m surprised about Gamespy.Gamespy usually gives 5 stars like candy and Eurogamer well all their reviews are like that.
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 4:26AM SSUK said

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GameSpot gave Zelda a 8.9, can we trust them still?

Yes we can, because Twilight Princess wasn't perfect. Live with the fact Assassin's Creed isn't perfect either. Sorry to burst your fanboy bubble there.
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 5:20AM bm111 said

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It "wasn't perfect", but if we are to go by some shitpiles that have gotten 10 scores lately, despite, according to the reviews themselves, not being "perfect", then TP should've gotten an 11 or something.
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 7:28AM (Unverified) said

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Hotel Dusk was an excellent game with excellent dialog, however it certainly was not a game for everyone. Perhaps if you qualified your statement with an example you would add some credibility to your post.
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 8:58AM JoshMilewski said

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No, the GameSpot 8.9 for TP was not way off. The game got too linear and repetitive at the end. It was a great game, just not 10-quality.
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 5:49PM (Unverified) said

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These days, I prefer to ignore the numerical rating the reviewer gives a game and just read their review. You can usually pick up why the person did or did not like the game, and if it was maybe just not their thing or that the game is just too big for a quick play through, etc. I can't help but laugh at people arguing over a 10 percentage point score variance coming from reviewers who are probably vastly different in their likes and dislikes, attitude, background, etc. Seems like a waste of time to me.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2007 7:06AM bm111 said

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"No, the GameSpot 8.9 for TP was not way off. The game got too linear and repetitive at the end. It was a great game, just not 10-quality."


Bullshit, fucking bullshit. If "it got too linear and repetetive near the end" is a criterion for cutting off points then there is no fucking way either Bioshock, Oblivion or FF12 should have gotten all the 10s that they did. No fucking way.
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 11:26PM (Unverified) said

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I was going to pick that game right after The Simpson's,Naruto Rise of a Ninja and Mass effect (Not neccesary in that order).

Right now I'm still enjoying the Orange Box.Team fortress 2 is so darn good,I don't remember having this much fun with a multiplayer game since my days in FEAR.
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 12:05AM (Unverified) said

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Instead of buying the Simpsons, just play the Orange Box twice a much. You'll thank me later.
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 9:41AM Crono141 said

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Rise of ninja is lots of fun, and the fights are brutal.
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 10:59AM Duke said

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Simpsons bored me in about an hour. Assassin's creed is much more interesting to play so far.
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 11:26PM Eugimon said

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That's nice, so if someone disagree's with Gabe's opinion is somehow worthy of pity? Because Gabe is the all mighty guru of all things gaming now?

Oh Great Gabe, please teach us mere mortals the proper mindset when playing video games so we too can play them the "proper" way!
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 11:32PM (Unverified) said

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Well, he does have a point about reviewers; its the same reason I sometimes think of canceling my GameFly subscription. If you rush through games fast enough, you do start to think of them in bulletpoints instead of appreciating them at your own pace.
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 11:38PM (Unverified) said

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He feels sorry for them because they don't have the opportunity to play it as it should be played. If you read what he said it was clear that if you're working to a deadline, he agrees that it's a lot less fun.
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 11:36PM Asgeras said

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Whereas I'm sure there are some idiots scratching there heads and automatically nodding to whatever the Penny Arcade crew writes, it's just like any other review, really. If you actually take the time to read Gabe's comments, it clearly states why he believes some of the reviews are somewhat biased.

He does state that he really wanted to rant about how stupid the other reviewers are, but then wrote a rather large paragraph stating how he came to find out what they were talking about in some of their reviews. No, Gabe isn't quite as eloquent as many reviewers are, but his points are valid, if you actually take a chance and read his review.

Or, better yet...play the game yourself.
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 11:43PM Mike Knew said

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Hes just stating his opinion, much like the reviews are, the difference is that he isn't a reviewer so he only posts stuff like this when he has a strong opinion, not when he gets told to write a review, so people notice it alot more.
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 11:58PM johng365 said

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Yeah but we have to keep in mind that he's been working for Assassin's Creed. In fact video games are his lifeblood and livelihood. I take everyone's review with a grain of salt. Especially people that are financially connected to the game. I like Penny Arcade but video games are their jobs and I think that many people forget this. During PAX this year everyone was fawning over them and sending so much praise their way but they are making money at the event. They were being treated like saints but it's not like the event was at cost. Sorry for the rant but it's things like this that make me angry.
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 2:42AM Eugimon said

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How it should be played? How nice, who are you to tell other people how to play or enjoy their games? Just absurd.
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 4:16AM Antibot said

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John Gross,

Actually, their job is writing web comics. And they've become popular mostly for their unabashed critiquing of games. They do side projects for companies (like Ubisoft), but I seriously doubt most of their revenue comes from that. They make their money on merchandise and advertising.

There is a financial connection to Assassin's Creed and Ubisoft, but he made gave full disclosure. Read the article and focus on the part about Prince of Persia: Warrior Within.

PAX did make money, and probably a lot of it. But they found a way to make money putting on a convention that people actually enjoy. That's why they are respected for what they do.
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 4:31PM (Unverified) said

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eugene ... apparently gabe is god. these fundamentalists don't like it when we have our own opinions about him. you will read his comic, and you will like it. you shall not take his name in vain. i too have been shunned for saying that he curses alot. woe is me.
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Posted: Nov 17th 2007 12:35AM (Unverified) said

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It's not that Gabe is a god. It's that we trust his judgment. What good is a review if you just disregard it? The point of a review is to be an opinionated essay by a PROFESSIONAL trying to persuade you to or dissuade you from buying the game when you are not sure on whether or not you are going to buy it.

Also, colin, it's not that we hate opinions, it's that we hate you. You're the type of personality on the internet that rubs everyone the wrong way. Basically, you're being, well, a bitch.
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Posted: Nov 29th 2007 4:47PM (Unverified) said

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Defenestrator,

having just read through some your recent comments, i would say that you are the kind of person who rubs people the wrong way. you have a lot of negative things to say and tend to jump on the hate-train as much as you can.

so, basically, it seems that you are, um, a whiny hater. take your midol.
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 11:26PM blehh said

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got it wednesday, only played it for a couple hours. i don't know if it's just me, but the animus isn't compatible with my ps3. i've already had to restart my ps3 like 5 times because of freezing during gameplay and during transitions. don't get me started on the textures that pop up. and personally, the historical accuracies are nice, but when you can kill somebody and then just bow your head and fold your hands, and then all of a sudden your freakin invisible to the gaurds, that just takes away from the whole game. i still love it though.
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 1:01AM (Unverified) said

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I've had texture pop in a freezes on the 360 too, so it ain't just the PS3.
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 2:24AM blehh said

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i shouldn't complain though. i dont wanna make jade raymond sad
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 3:17AM (Unverified) said

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You can't just fold your hands to get out of trouble, the game doesn't work like that. For those of you who haven't played:

- If you're being pursued, you must break line of sight with your pursuers, and then attempt to hide. Hiding includes ducking into little rooftop gardens, or a cart of hay, or if you're lucky, a group of roaming scholars. But in the end you must break line of sight.

- If you're being highly suspected by a guard, you CAN just "fold your hands" and blend into the crowd, but if you get to close your cover WILL still be blown.

So the hand-folding thing is a nice trick, but it isn't a magic ability that gets you out of trouble instantly, like many people seem to imply.
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 5:28AM (Unverified) said

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actually, potato, you can kill a guard in front of another guard, immediately fold your hands, and he has no idea who did it. unfold those hands though, and he somehow figures it out.
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 11:30PM (Unverified) said

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Blehh i think that may be a problem with the game itself... i was having problems on my PS3 version as well and figured it was my system... until my roomate told me had be having problems with his 360 copy as well.

If it continues we're both taking em back to the store tomorrow to exchange for another disk. Just seems mighty coincidental that we're both suffering pop up and frame issues and massive slow downs at roughly the same parts and two totally different systems.

Of course it COULD be our systems... but then what are the odds of that?
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 11:31PM kenjimeadu said

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I'm enjoying the hell out of it, and I was really concerned once those 7's started showing up. I've been ducking out of work early the past two days just to come home and play it.
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 11:33PM Giantenemycrab said

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I picked it up and I love it. It does almost all the stuff it promised to do. Between the two scores, being 7 and 9, I'd definitely say 9 is the most accurate.
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 11:37PM (Unverified) said

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Donald is that you?
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 8:42AM DonaldMick said

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Nope, I don't own any current-gen consoles.
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 11:34PM ChooChooCharlie said

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I picked it up on Tuesday, and am loving it so far.

I'd liken it to a somewhat watered-down GTA (meaning less variety of side missions), though in a very awesome setting. Controls feel pretty good, too. Visuals are amazing. My only real complaint is the AI; how is it that I can assassinate a guard literally right in front of another guard (seriously, no less than 10ft from him) and not have the other guard notice anything is up until the first guard falls to the ground dead - and even then, he doesn't figure out that it was me, the only other guy standing anywhere near the body? This AI breaks the immersion a little for me, as it makes me feel less like an assassin than Hitman does. Sneaking is pretty unnecessary for the most part in this game.

Other than that, combat is a little on the easy side, though when you are facing 10 guards at once on foot, it can be a little daunting.

Overall, I'd recommend it. I feel I actually got my $60 worth in length and quality.
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Posted: Nov 15th 2007 11:37PM ChooChooCharlie said

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...make that: "no MORE than 10ft from him"
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Posted: Nov 16th 2007 10:00PM (Unverified) said

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In videogames you really need to have some leeway from reality. Some people complain about the unrealistic nature of the AI, but then complain about the tasks taken to study the routines of the target. Granted it probably is better the other way around. Personally, sometimes I'm glad the AI isn't that good or I'll probably be hiding all day long because no guard would be so quick to forget looking for you (ex. Metal Gear Solid games). Hiding can get really boring.
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