Today in Joystiq: November 20, 2007
by Ross Miller 
{ Nov 20th 2007 at 11:59PM }
Rock Band
Nega-review: Rock Band
Rock Band: The Unboxing
Rock Band Weekly: Metallica, Police, Queens of the Stone Age and others
Stop flubbing lines, learn Rock Band's lyrics
Watch the one-woman Rock Band
Joystiquery
Joyswag: Win this $5K dollar gaming rig from Falcon Northwest
Last week in Warcraft: November 13th - November 20th
Readers pick best webcomic: parental guidance is advised
Reminder: Celebrate PS3's birthday, win console
Today's rudest video: Altair is kind of a jerk
News
Original NiGHTS into Dreams coming to PS2
See the sexy new Zelda, Nintendogs DS bundles
PS3 Firmware 2.01 is most ironic ever
NIS goes casual for the Nintendo DS
Atari expecting layoffs and IP sales
Turok rewards you for team-killing with achievement
Dungeon Lords expansion, sequel announced, world asks why?
GameTap Thursday: Um, it's Tuesday, but free Psychonauts makes it all better
SCEA is 'very happy' with Ratchet & Clank sales
Haze delayed until 2008, brings Rainbow Six Vegas 2 with it
GameStop shares slip 10%
New Burnout Paradise box art ditches crashes for white space
Fallout 3 Create a Perk contest winner selected, 'Grim Reaper's Sprint'
PlayStation Store now live, grab PSP content from your PC
Clinton and other senators ask ESRB for review over Manhunt 2
Two PlayStation Eye titles hit American PSN today
Assassin's Creed tops UK charts
Culture & Community
Jeff Bell recognizes Joystiq's contribution to society
Mr. T and William Shatner ham it up for World of Warcraft commercials
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
gonk @ Nov 21st 2007 2:31AM
man i can't stop watching this stripper in mass effect. the music is hypnotic
i just keep alternating between sitting forward and relaxing
gonk @ Nov 21st 2007 2:52AM
ooh and i just did the first (lame) lesbian scene too. ass effect is right :)
Donald @ Nov 21st 2007 9:39AM
As my mother would remind us:
"Tables are for glasses, not for asses."
Jerk Face @ Nov 21st 2007 9:44AM
Step 5 looks like something you'd see on the wall in Portal.
Riseagainstme @ Nov 21st 2007 11:04AM
I love the slaughter house five reference.
RIP Vonnegut
umm....hello??? @ Nov 21st 2007 2:10PM
it came with directions??
the only paper I saw and read was the warning about broken/malfunctioning equipment couldn't be returned to the retailer, as Harmonix has some other deal on the warranty--so you have to ship it somewhere to be fixed.
oh, and 'stiq...you know if you bought a REAL solid wood coffee table rather than cheap cardboard box stuff from IKEA it probably wouldn't have broken. sometimes it pays off not to be cheap. just sayin'.