Where will it stop, Tom? When will you and the other mad scientists at Blendtec draw the line between the advancement of science and the study of the dark appliance arts? Liquifying a bundle of glowsticks is one thing, but putting an X-plorer guitar (from one of the rip-off Wal-Mart Guitar Hero III bundles) on frappé is a horse of a twisted color (though we admit we were curious what guitar dust looked like, and whether or not we would be allowed to breathe it).
It's worth noting that even after being put through the Blendtec gauntlet, the X-plorer still worked better than the Rock Band Stratocaster. Zing!
SPOILER ALERT: It blends. It always blends.
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Posted: Nov 24th 2007 10:50PM pabloshong said
chuck norris didn't blend but if they tried to blend jack bauer not only would he not blend he would break the blender then bite the guys neck off.
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Posted: Nov 24th 2007 7:32PM ill trooper said
Barely interesting anymore. Get 'meta' and run this whole concept through a blender.
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Posted: Nov 24th 2007 7:48PM (Unverified) said
To be truly meta, he has to blend one of his own blenders.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2007 12:00AM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
It used to cost 599 US dollars, but has since been marked down to 399 US dollars. That's one helluva blender, though.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2007 12:10AM hvnlysoldr said
If companies think that lowering their price from 599 US DOLLARS to $399 would make me buy it, still has to give better games. I mean food value.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2007 7:59AM PoisonedAl said
Interesting you should say that, becuase I now want a total blander more then I do a PS3. Maybe Sony should take a few pointers and show what the PS3 and do in their ads, instead of this arty crap they insist on farting out(we didn't get the cool ad in the UK).
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Posted: Nov 24th 2007 7:47PM (Unverified) said
I thought he was going to blend a game disc, not a guitar!
This one was hilarious, though.
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This one was hilarious, though.
Posted: Nov 24th 2007 8:04PM (Unverified) said
What a way to waste 80 dollars. I do like the Beach Boys, though.
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Posted: Nov 24th 2007 8:11PM (Unverified) said
One more thing: I can think of a lot of games that should have been blended instead of GH3.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2007 2:40PM TheMainProtagonist said
HAHAHA! It gets me everytime when he says, "________! Don't breathe this!"
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Posted: Nov 24th 2007 8:59PM (Unverified) said
I always cant help wondering if he has had plastic surgery on that face! :/
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Posted: Nov 24th 2007 9:24PM (Unverified) said
"It blends. It always blends."
Well just to clarify that Chuck Norris doesn't blend.
Search on Youtube "Will It Blend?- Chuck Norris"
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Well just to clarify that Chuck Norris doesn't blend.
Search on Youtube "Will It Blend?- Chuck Norris"
Posted: Nov 24th 2007 9:56PM (Unverified) said
Aww, they never did any of my suggestions :< I really want of these Blendtec blenders, but they're like $400.
I wonder if Tom will get lung cancer...
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I wonder if Tom will get lung cancer...
Posted: Nov 24th 2007 11:20PM The Artist Formerly known as Jes said
Sure the Xplorer would blend
But what about the Gibson?
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But what about the Gibson?
Posted: Nov 25th 2007 12:01AM Klitorisaurus said
Wow!! I can't believe this man makes a living by blending shit on tv! You sir are an inspiration!
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Posted: Nov 25th 2007 12:40AM (Unverified) said
He doesn't, he's one of the head honchos of the company that makes the blenders and they just started doing it as a gag at trade shows to prove how awesome their blenders are.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2007 8:13AM PoisonedAl said
If you watch the intro, in the background you'll see "Blend-Tech, a division of K-Tech," so that's probably where the lame name came from.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2007 10:45AM Neebs said
By the way, it DOESN'T ALWAYS BLEND:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA&feature=related
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA&feature=related
Posted: Nov 25th 2007 11:13AM RobAccomando said
What an asshole. Try blending your face next time.
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Posted: Nov 25th 2007 1:16PM RobAccomando said
ok, I watched his other videos. Pretty funny actually
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Posted: Nov 25th 2007 5:34PM (Unverified) said
guitar hardware is already failing!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2308382
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http://www.spymac.com/details/?2308382
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