Guitar Hero III featured on Will It Blend
by Griffin McElroy 
{ Nov 24th 2007 at 7:15PM }
Where will it stop, Tom? When will you and the other mad scientists at Blendtec draw the line between the advancement of science and the study of the dark appliance arts? Liquifying a bundle of glowsticks is one thing, but putting an X-plorer guitar (from one of the rip-off Wal-Mart Guitar Hero III bundles) on frappé is a horse of a twisted color (though we admit we were curious what guitar dust looked like, and whether or not we would be allowed to breathe it).
It's worth noting that even after being put through the Blendtec gauntlet, the X-plorer still worked better than the Rock Band Stratocaster. Zing!
SPOILER ALERT: It blends. It always blends.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
wtf @ Nov 24th 2007 7:18PM
Spoiler Alert: Chuck Norris does not blend.
jackbauer @ Nov 24th 2007 10:50PM
chuck norris didn't blend but if they tried to blend jack bauer not only would he not blend he would break the blender then bite the guys neck off.
Danny @ Nov 24th 2007 7:28PM
Wow, the buttons held on pretty well.
ill trooper @ Nov 24th 2007 7:32PM
Barely interesting anymore. Get 'meta' and run this whole concept through a blender.
Dave Silva @ Nov 24th 2007 7:48PM
To be truly meta, he has to blend one of his own blenders.
TrenchyC @ Nov 24th 2007 7:50PM
I wish that guy would blend himself.
Phi Nguyen @ Nov 24th 2007 7:46PM
Wow, I want one of those blenders.
Blast Processing Megadrive @ Nov 25th 2007 12:00AM
It used to cost 599 US dollars, but has since been marked down to 399 US dollars. That's one helluva blender, though.
hvnlysoldr @ Nov 25th 2007 12:10AM
If companies think that lowering their price from 599 US DOLLARS to $399 would make me buy it, still has to give better games. I mean food value.
Poisoned Al @ Nov 25th 2007 7:59AM
Interesting you should say that, becuase I now want a total blander more then I do a PS3. Maybe Sony should take a few pointers and show what the PS3 and do in their ads, instead of this arty crap they insist on farting out(we didn't get the cool ad in the UK).
Dave Silva @ Nov 24th 2007 7:47PM
I thought he was going to blend a game disc, not a guitar!
This one was hilarious, though.
mr mobius @ Nov 24th 2007 7:47PM
More interestingly it burns.
jackbauer @ Nov 24th 2007 7:48PM
It goes up to 11!
Buckeye531 @ Nov 24th 2007 8:04PM
What a way to waste 80 dollars. I do like the Beach Boys, though.
Dio @ Nov 24th 2007 9:55PM
Dude, they wasted $600 blending an iPhone :D
ill trooper @ Nov 24th 2007 10:49PM
I will admit the idea of the Beach Boys in, say, Rock Band, is a great idea. I'll give him that.
Fox318 @ Nov 26th 2007 1:18AM
Only if they add a Theremin controller.
CUBSWILLWIN @ Nov 24th 2007 8:05PM
holy crap that was funny
Buckeye531 @ Nov 24th 2007 8:11PM
One more thing: I can think of a lot of games that should have been blended instead of GH3.
ssuk @ Nov 24th 2007 8:19PM
Best WIB so far!
burgerbat @ Nov 24th 2007 8:27PM
Purple Haze. Don't breathe this!
Purple Haze @ Nov 24th 2007 8:38PM
Don't worry, I won't.
jackbauer @ Nov 24th 2007 10:21PM
LOL!
purple haze ^
Blast Processing Megadrive @ Nov 25th 2007 1:23AM
Purple haze, all in my brain...
Wilhelm @ Nov 25th 2007 2:40PM
HAHAHA! It gets me everytime when he says, "________! Don't breathe this!"
Ally @ Nov 24th 2007 8:59PM
I always cant help wondering if he has had plastic surgery on that face! :/
Donald @ Nov 24th 2007 9:20PM
Now, the real question is - will it play Doom?
jamma @ Nov 25th 2007 8:32AM
Will the blender?
Tegolin @ Nov 24th 2007 9:24PM
"It blends. It always blends."
Well just to clarify that Chuck Norris doesn't blend.
Search on Youtube "Will It Blend?- Chuck Norris"
Dio @ Nov 24th 2007 9:56PM
Aww, they never did any of my suggestions :< I really want of these Blendtec blenders, but they're like $400.
I wonder if Tom will get lung cancer...
megapenguinx @ Nov 24th 2007 10:19PM
He's right!
Burn the guitars!!!
Neebs @ Nov 24th 2007 10:39PM
Did anyone notice Halo 3 blended in the intro?
GoldenS1104 @ Nov 24th 2007 10:55PM
yea, I was wondering why it took so long for some one to notice.
ark_v2 @ Nov 24th 2007 10:50PM
I love his smile while his victic is being blended.
Naota @ Nov 24th 2007 11:05PM
He didn't blend the crowbar. Nothing is stronger than Gordon Freeman's weapon of choice!
The Artist formally known as Jesus @ Nov 24th 2007 11:20PM
Sure the Xplorer would blend
But what about the Gibson?
tcc3 @ Nov 25th 2007 10:53AM
The Xplorer is a Gibson.
klitorisaurus @ Nov 25th 2007 12:01AM
Wow!! I can't believe this man makes a living by blending shit on tv! You sir are an inspiration!
Mythor @ Nov 25th 2007 12:40AM
He doesn't, he's one of the head honchos of the company that makes the blenders and they just started doing it as a gag at trade shows to prove how awesome their blenders are.
Blast Processing Megadrive @ Nov 25th 2007 1:23AM
He isn't on TV. It a webseries.
Blurrz @ Nov 24th 2007 11:56PM
Ha!
amx1978 @ Nov 25th 2007 1:47AM
In a world full of hilarious puns and double entendres, the best they could come up with was Blendtec?
Poisoned Al @ Nov 25th 2007 8:13AM
If you watch the intro, in the background you'll see "Blend-Tech, a division of K-Tech," so that's probably where the lame name came from.
Poisoned Al @ Nov 25th 2007 8:10AM
The glow sticks were awesome!
Neebs @ Nov 25th 2007 10:45AM
By the way, it DOESN'T ALWAYS BLEND:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA&feature=related
Vegnagun (Brushed With Fame) @ Nov 25th 2007 2:42PM
I haven't laughed at a chuck joke in a year, but that was serious bizz right there.
Rob Accomando @ Nov 25th 2007 11:13AM
What an asshole. Try blending your face next time.
Rob Accomando @ Nov 25th 2007 1:16PM
ok, I watched his other videos. Pretty funny actually
Alen @ Nov 25th 2007 5:34PM
guitar hardware is already failing!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2308382
Wiizull @ Nov 25th 2007 7:36PM
WILL UWE BOLL BLEND???