Guitar Hero III featured on Will It Blend

55 Comments by Griffin McElroy Nov 24th 2007 7:15PM
Filed under: Culture, Microsoft Xbox 360

Where will it stop, Tom? When will you and the other mad scientists at Blendtec draw the line between the advancement of science and the study of the dark appliance arts? Liquifying a bundle of glowsticks is one thing, but putting an X-plorer guitar (from one of the rip-off Wal-Mart Guitar Hero III bundles) on frappé is a horse of a twisted color (though we admit we were curious what guitar dust looked like, and whether or not we would be allowed to breathe it).

It's worth noting that even after being put through the Blendtec gauntlet, the X-plorer still worked better than the Rock Band Stratocaster. Zing!

SPOILER ALERT: It blends. It always blends.

Tags: Guitar-Hero-III, GuitarHeroiii, Will-It-Blend, willitblend

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wtf: Nov 24th 2007; 7:18PM

Spoiler Alert: Chuck Norris does not blend.

jackbauer: Nov 24th 2007; 10:50PM

chuck norris didn't blend but if they tried to blend jack bauer not only would he not blend he would break the blender then bite the guys neck off.

Danny: Nov 24th 2007; 7:28PM

Wow, the buttons held on pretty well.

ill trooper: Nov 24th 2007; 7:32PM

Barely interesting anymore. Get 'meta' and run this whole concept through a blender.

Dave Silva: Nov 24th 2007; 7:48PM

To be truly meta, he has to blend one of his own blenders.

Phi Nguyen: Nov 24th 2007; 7:46PM

Wow, I want one of those blenders.

Blast Processing Megadrive: Nov 25th 2007; 12:00AM

It used to cost 599 US dollars, but has since been marked down to 399 US dollars. That's one helluva blender, though.

hvnlysoldr: Nov 25th 2007; 12:10AM

If companies think that lowering their price from 599 US DOLLARS to $399 would make me buy it, still has to give better games. I mean food value.

Poisoned Al: Nov 25th 2007; 7:59AM

Interesting you should say that, becuase I now want a total blander more then I do a PS3. Maybe Sony should take a few pointers and show what the PS3 and do in their ads, instead of this arty crap they insist on farting out(we didn't get the cool ad in the UK).

Dave Silva: Nov 24th 2007; 7:47PM

I thought he was going to blend a game disc, not a guitar!

This one was hilarious, though.

mr mobius: Nov 24th 2007; 7:47PM

More interestingly it burns.

jackbauer: Nov 24th 2007; 7:48PM

It goes up to 11!

TrenchyC: Nov 24th 2007; 7:50PM

I wish that guy would blend himself.

Buckeye531: Nov 24th 2007; 8:04PM

What a way to waste 80 dollars. I do like the Beach Boys, though.

Dio: Nov 24th 2007; 9:55PM

Dude, they wasted $600 blending an iPhone :D

ill trooper: Nov 24th 2007; 10:49PM

I will admit the idea of the Beach Boys in, say, Rock Band, is a great idea. I'll give him that.

Fox318: Nov 26th 2007; 1:18AM

Only if they add a Theremin controller.

CUBSWILLWIN: Nov 24th 2007; 8:05PM

holy crap that was funny

Buckeye531: Nov 24th 2007; 8:11PM

One more thing: I can think of a lot of games that should have been blended instead of GH3.

ssuk: Nov 24th 2007; 8:19PM

Best WIB so far!

burgerbat: Nov 24th 2007; 8:27PM

Purple Haze. Don't breathe this!

Purple Haze: Nov 24th 2007; 8:38PM

Don't worry, I won't.

jackbauer: Nov 24th 2007; 10:21PM

LOL!
purple haze ^

Blast Processing Megadrive: Nov 25th 2007; 1:23AM

Purple haze, all in my brain...

Wilhelm: Nov 25th 2007; 2:40PM

HAHAHA! It gets me everytime when he says, "________! Don't breathe this!"

Ally: Nov 24th 2007; 8:59PM

I always cant help wondering if he has had plastic surgery on that face! :/

Donald: Nov 24th 2007; 9:20PM

Now, the real question is - will it play Doom?

jamma: Nov 25th 2007; 8:32AM

Will the blender?

Tegolin: Nov 24th 2007; 9:24PM

"It blends. It always blends."
Well just to clarify that Chuck Norris doesn't blend.
Search on Youtube "Will It Blend?- Chuck Norris"

Dio: Nov 24th 2007; 9:56PM

Aww, they never did any of my suggestions :< I really want of these Blendtec blenders, but they're like $400.

I wonder if Tom will get lung cancer...

megapenguinx: Nov 24th 2007; 10:19PM

He's right!
Burn the guitars!!!

Neebs: Nov 24th 2007; 10:39PM

Did anyone notice Halo 3 blended in the intro?

GoldenS1104: Nov 24th 2007; 10:55PM

yea, I was wondering why it took so long for some one to notice.

ark_v2: Nov 24th 2007; 10:50PM

I love his smile while his victic is being blended.

Naota: Nov 24th 2007; 11:05PM

He didn't blend the crowbar. Nothing is stronger than Gordon Freeman's weapon of choice!

The Artist formally known as Jesus: Nov 24th 2007; 11:20PM

Sure the Xplorer would blend
But what about the Gibson?

tcc3: Nov 25th 2007; 10:53AM

The Xplorer is a Gibson.

Blurrz: Nov 24th 2007; 11:56PM

Ha!

klitorisaurus: Nov 25th 2007; 12:01AM

Wow!! I can't believe this man makes a living by blending shit on tv! You sir are an inspiration!

Mythor: Nov 25th 2007; 12:40AM

He doesn't, he's one of the head honchos of the company that makes the blenders and they just started doing it as a gag at trade shows to prove how awesome their blenders are.

Blast Processing Megadrive: Nov 25th 2007; 1:23AM

He isn't on TV. It a webseries.

amx1978: Nov 25th 2007; 1:47AM

In a world full of hilarious puns and double entendres, the best they could come up with was Blendtec?

Poisoned Al: Nov 25th 2007; 8:13AM

If you watch the intro, in the background you'll see "Blend-Tech, a division of K-Tech," so that's probably where the lame name came from.

Poisoned Al: Nov 25th 2007; 8:10AM

The glow sticks were awesome!

Neebs: Nov 25th 2007; 10:45AM

By the way, it DOESN'T ALWAYS BLEND:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA&feature=related

Vegnagun (Brushed With Fame): Nov 25th 2007; 2:42PM

I haven't laughed at a chuck joke in a year, but that was serious bizz right there.

Rob Accomando: Nov 25th 2007; 11:13AM

What an asshole. Try blending your face next time.

Rob Accomando: Nov 25th 2007; 1:16PM

ok, I watched his other videos. Pretty funny actually

Alen: Nov 25th 2007; 5:34PM

guitar hardware is already failing!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2308382

Wiizull: Nov 25th 2007; 7:36PM

WILL UWE BOLL BLEND???

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