This has to be the shoddiest game poster ever -- it's just packed with incorrect info. Sure, there's a DS version
of Assassin's Creed
coming, eventually, but is it out now? No. But what's worse, as well as being a horrible, horrible tease, is that the poster also declares a Wii version. We're sure that Ubisoft is as surprised as we are, since the Wii is ... what was it? Oh, yes, only for casual games
, regardless of those hours you've put into games like Metroid Prime 3
and Super Mario Galaxy
, and the future hours you'll pour into games like No More Heroes
But who knows -- maybe this is a portent of things to come. We'll keep our ears to the ground just in case someone decides to attempt to port Assassin's Creed
over. After all, we need more ports.