'Some Punctuation' riffs on Yahtzee's Art of Theft
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, illegitimate love child of Eddie Izzard and Six from Blossom, is apparently on a week long sabbatical from tearing popular games a new one. He's spending his time off touring the offices of Valve, who enjoyed his recent review of The Orange Box. However, we're jonesing for our Zero Punctuation fix. We get cranky when we don't hear those rapid-fire quips, that sophisticated inflection, that finely-tuned profanity.
Luckily, a YouTuber using the pseudonym "Some Punctuation" (we see what you did there) has done his own Yahtzee-esque review of, appropriately enough, Croshaw's latest indie title, TRILBY: Art of Theft. While he lacks the vocal deftness and charming accent of the real deal, he's got the visuals and sarcasm down pat. It's a decent placekeeper for the weekly lambasting, but we'll have to wait until Wednesday to truly fill that Yahtzee-sized hole in our hearts.


















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Heres hoping Yahtzee hears of this guy and has a go at him in his next review. Would be quite funny. It was well done and had good sense of humour similar to Yahtzees. Its also funny because it had to happen at some stage.
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Amusingly enough Kotaku posted this article earlier and erroneously named some random blogger who linked to it as the creator of the spoof. Nice to see Joystiq can give credit where credit is due.
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What it actually was was still decent but I like my version better.
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Except for putting an HDMI port on a console.
And putting a dedicated 3D chip in a console.
And putting a DVD drive in a console.
And playing DVDs on a console.
And dual analog sticks on a controller.
And memory cards (yeah, an idea past its prime, but any Saturn or 3DO owner could tell you how they wish they had them back in the day).
And internet play on a console (EA games were online-capable on PS2 months before Xbox Live launched).
Man, Sony stole all their good ideas from other places.
Also: http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/25/apple-and-sony-like-peas-in-an-ipod/
Except that sega had internet capable machines and online play before sony.
nintendo had a dedicated graphics processing chip in a cartridge (sorta)
They got the dual shock from immersion, and really analog control? Pong Paddles on atari anyone?
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Also I JUST played Karma Chameleon on DDR Hottest Party so +1 for that!
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That's all I can say for it. Honestly.
Truly, Truly Terrible.
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Not inventive, it was a matter of time and progress; inevitability is not theft.
"And putting a dedicated 3D chip in a console."
Not inventive, it was a matter of time and progress; inevitability is not theft.
"And putting a DVD drive in a console."
Now that's just obvious.
"And playing DVDs on a console."
As is this.
"And dual analog sticks on a controller."
PC: Mouse and WASD is pretty much the same, almost a carbon copy.
"And memory cards (yeah, an idea past its prime, but any Saturn or 3DO owner could tell you how they wish they had them back in the day)."
Not really. I enjoy sitting down to play a game and watching time fly. Call yourselves gamers? Bah.
"And internet play on a console (EA games were online-capable on PS2 months before Xbox Live launched)."
So internet play is not stolen from the internet/PC?
In conclusion, stolen or it was going to happen. Just because someone did something first doesn't mean they were the first to think of it, or invent it, or make it.
Anyway, all companies steal and improve things.
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"Also could the person who made a ZP-style review of Art of Theft while i was away please forward his name and address to the Escapist so that i can burn his house down"
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