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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 7:24PM (Unverified) said

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Master Chief could beat the Crap out of Gordan Freeman.Yeah. I said it.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 7:26PM (Unverified) said

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Freeman will beat jo ASS PUNK!!!
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 7:30PM Fox318 said

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Freeman will not only beat the crap out of Master Chief, he could solve a crossword puzzle at the same time.

Hey, a man needs to put his degrees to good use.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 7:49PM (Unverified) said

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dude, no way, master chief would hit him from behind, game over man, game over
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 7:51PM (Unverified) said

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SPOILER

Master chief is Gordon Freeman grand son.

If there is a lesson to be learn in Half-life 2 is that girls dig athletic PHD scientists that can kill zombies with a gravity gun (Even if they are 10 or 15 years older).

Now if you excuse me I have to join a gym,finish my homework and invent a gravity gun,Oh..and invent zombies
too.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 7:54PM PoisonedAl said

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That would imply that someone could get behind Freeman.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 8:01PM (Unverified) said

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well played poison...active camo..beat that
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 8:20PM (Unverified) said

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robot dog...
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 8:22PM (Unverified) said

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Because Gordan Freeman has an allergy, to every pedigree...
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 9:12PM (Unverified) said

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Two words: Plasma Grenade. The Free Man wouldn't last when stuck with one of those bad boys.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 9:13PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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pssshwa on all you half-life fanboys,

MC could take out Freeman with one punch.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 11:44PM Fox318 said

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@ Vegeta

That's assuming Dr.Freeman isn't throwing a car at you.

And if we bring the super grave gun MC lasts about 1 second.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2007 6:46AM borland502 said

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Good sirs, not only could Gordon beat MC and discover a unified field theory....

But Dr. Kleiner would teleport MC to some sterile room with a companion cube.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2007 11:17AM (Unverified) said

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Then Samus Ice Beams both of their asses and super missiles them to high hell.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 7:24PM (Unverified) said

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The game is pretty Zzzzzzz.

I've been launching ragdolls since the early versions of garrymod.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 7:34PM samfish said

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Anything that's been described as "Jackass The Game" cannot possibly be worth even considering, in my book.

...unless you're down with allowing your IQ to drop 30 or so points, that is. Then, by all means, knock yourself out.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 7:41PM (Unverified) said

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or unless it actually is "jackass: the game"

because causing virtual harm on those guys is at least a little satisfying, like stabbing a voodoo doll
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 7:44PM (Unverified) said

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I'm with you gonk
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 7:57PM Pika132 said

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Meh. Oblivion DLC, please!
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 8:00PM (Unverified) said

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more horse armor?
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Posted: Nov 28th 2007 12:39AM Pika132 said

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I don't know what they were thinking by not including horse armor with the game; Shivering Isles, OTOH, is worth waiting for.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 8:15PM (Unverified) said

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This game looks awesome :) It was played on On The Spot (gamespot.com) a few weeks ago.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 8:18PM (Unverified) said

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As a guy who has done anything from using the slowdown mode in Turok 2 in conjunction with explosive shotgun rounds to play bounce the raptor to happily staking enemies in Painkiller to all sorts of hilarious places, I am intrigued by this game. However, it will live and die by how much time is needed to play it.

I could never get into Stardust because you CAN'T just sit down to play it for about 10 minutes while waiting for some friends to get online. Gripshift was a bit friendlier in that regard. If this game doesn't sport short challenges or even a free mode, it won't get my money.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 8:20PM (Unverified) said

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When ever I hear about PAIN i can hear "Macho Man" Randy Savage going "Ohhh YEEEaahh!" in my head for some reason.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2007 12:57AM (Unverified) said

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that is awesome... it shall never get out of my head! XD
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 8:21PM eightbitninja said

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yeah this looks extreeeeme! i'm gonna grab a mountain dew and do the dew!
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 9:14PM (Unverified) said

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This game looks boring as hell.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 9:34PM (Unverified) said

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Looks like it'd be interesting for a little while then would get old. Similar to the Wii, this is probably just going to be a fad.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 9:35PM (Unverified) said

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And the Wii thing was sarcasm.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2007 11:35PM (Unverified) said

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Why was it sarcasm?

It's true.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2007 7:17AM (Unverified) said

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Pokemon was called a fad.
Sold 164 million of units... second bestselling franchise of all time with the fastest selling ones released just this year, 11 years later.
obviously off topic, but makes you wonder what in the video game world isn't a fad.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2007 10:40AM (Unverified) said

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This game looks awesome and for 10 bucks its a buy.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2007 4:35PM LaughingTarget said

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The total lack of demos on PSN is keeping me from considering this. Not going to chance $10 on a turd.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2007 5:39PM NavParker said

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Really this looks like a Havok demo more than a game.
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