Blizzard wants you to know that merger won't affect their games
by Griffin McElroy 
{ Dec 2nd 2007 at 6:00PM }
Fear not, citizens of Azeroth, you won't be looting Happy Meals off of trash mobs any time soon, according to a post from Blizzard on the WoW forums. According to big blue -- "there will be no changes in the way Blizzard operates." They report that there will be no changes to their games, their logo, their staff, their offices, their development teams, their annual company-wide potato sack race -- nothing. However, they do give a clearer image as to how they fit into the merger -- Blizzard Entertainment will now officially operate as a division of Activision Blizzard.
We hope to learn the main goals of the merger during tomorrow morning's investor conference call, but it would be wise of Activision to follow Blizzard's lead in this matter, and ensure the fans of their franchises that the games they have come to know and love will not be negatively affected by the new parent company. So help us God, if they do anything to jeopardize Cabela's Deer Hunt: 2008 Season, well... we just don't know what we'd do.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
ukickmydog @ Dec 2nd 2007 6:03PM
this is why i love blizz =D
Brucie B @ Dec 2nd 2007 6:38PM
Ohhh my, I was worried there for a minute...
Thierry @ Dec 2nd 2007 6:40PM
The game industry will end up with 3 big occidental publishers:
- EA
- Ubisoft
- Activision
They will keep picking up smaller devs as time goes by.
Kye, NDF - Fearless Leader @ Dec 2nd 2007 6:49PM
Is Nintendo a publisher?
Jonah Falcon @ Dec 2nd 2007 6:51PM
Is Nintendo occidental?
Kye, NDF - Fearless Leader @ Dec 2nd 2007 7:28PM
I just looked up the word and withdraw my earlier question.
why not the LS2/LS7? @ Dec 2nd 2007 7:47PM
What about MTV? They're sitting on one of the biggest three cash cows of this year. I can't see them going away.
ThornedVenom @ Dec 2nd 2007 9:12PM
3 occidental developers. 2 American and 1 French.
1 French.... EAT THAT YOU BRITS!
Fernando Rocker @ Dec 2nd 2007 11:22PM
Speaking of French developers... does anyone remember the game Flashback, Quest of Identity (Super Nes version)?
That was a good game.
rikimaru @ Dec 3rd 2007 7:48PM
Flashback Rocks!
I loved the levels where you had to use the future subway to travel around town and earn credits doing jobs.
Beatz @ Dec 2nd 2007 6:46PM
I think it would've made the game even cooler.
"This epic trinket was brought to you by Shane Co - now you have a friend in the trinket business."
Jonah Falcon @ Dec 2nd 2007 6:50PM
In unrelated news, Blizzard has announced a new MMORPG: World of Guitar Hero.
Kye, NDF - Fearless Leader @ Dec 2nd 2007 6:50PM
Coming in WoW 2008 - The many realms of Dinsey Lnad.
S-LAH-ziman (B-B-BRUSHED WITH FAAAAME) @ Dec 2nd 2007 8:53PM
Were you drunk typing this?
Lord Malvern @ Dec 2nd 2007 6:53PM
Considering their former owner has the majority of the shares (52%), I can't say I'm too surprised.
Bearxor @ Dec 2nd 2007 6:54PM
Oh yeah, and the fact that Guitar Hero 3 is littered with advertisements inspires confidence about this statement. Maybe they should have added 'for now' with that statement.
Does anyone else think its hilariously ironic that GH3 is about a band selling out?
Crono (NDF - Knight of the Old School) @ Dec 3rd 2007 9:39AM
Actually, its about a band NOT selling out, only to have their contract thrown in their face, which ultimately ends in a battle with the Devil.
frrs @ Dec 2nd 2007 7:03PM
Speaking of Coke, I was flipping through channels yesterday when I landed on a religion channel with a priest talking and in the back was a huge banner with the Coke logo. No lie.
Brad Lee @ Dec 3rd 2007 9:56AM
May we drink the refreshingly brisk, crisp taste of Christ's blood, brought to you by Coca Cola, and eat from the crispy, delicious vanilla sensation of Christ's body, brought to you by Nabisco.
Let us rejoice. Now let us all leave the church while wearing sandals, so we may know how it is to walk in Jesus's shoes... brought to you by Footlocker.
LaughingTarget @ Dec 2nd 2007 7:05PM
Nah, a more appropriate advertisement would be for the Tauren to rename themselves the Red Bulls.
NvM @ Dec 2nd 2007 7:21PM
I refuse to ever buy the AXE guitar in GH3.
You may have gotten my real money, but I'll be damned if you my virtual cash.
fester @ Dec 2nd 2007 7:26PM
I can just see it...50 miles in the deep woods with Deer Hunt, come into a large clearing and what do you find- Coca-Cola signs nailed up on every outhouse and blackened tree stump in sight; kinda like the old Burma Shave signs. hahaha.
why not the LS2/LS7? @ Dec 2nd 2007 7:45PM
Yeah, Blizzard was already under the heels of Vivendi, so it likely won't change their situation much. But when Vivendi/Universal pulls Activision games from Steam, be sure it will start to affect things.
jrhawk42 @ Dec 2nd 2007 8:32PM
"there will be no changes in the way Blizzard operates."
Isn't that the motto of ever merger??
It never seems to happen though. Maybe the phrase means something besides what I think it does.
Zeus the God @ Dec 2nd 2007 9:20PM
Why should anyone worry? WoW is shit.
Leonidas @ Dec 2nd 2007 9:34PM
Starcraft is not shit.
it-hobbit @ Dec 4th 2007 3:14PM
You're right, over 9 million people are wrong and hate it, but just don't know it yet :)
Jonah Falcon @ Dec 2nd 2007 11:06PM
I stopped playing WoW. It got to be too much like masturbating without ejaculating. In short, the game gave my brain blue balls.
Zeus the God @ Dec 2nd 2007 11:32PM
StarCraft isn't shit, but as far as Warcraft is concerned, no one should care because its shit. Its just a point, click and watch my character do everything for me. Its just like Final Fantasy in my opinion. Where is the fun of playing a game if you're not playing?
Anticrawl @ Dec 3rd 2007 12:53AM
Yesss.. yes Starcraft.. where is my Starcraft? Stop the mindles updating of your damn MMO and bring me Starcraft damnit, maybe a new Warcraft, not WOW though, the RTS.
gonk @ Dec 3rd 2007 1:39AM
or maybe diablo 3
Jake @ Dec 3rd 2007 8:53AM
I simply don't understand WoW. I liked it for a short time, seeing the size and scope of it all. But before long it seemed like I was just tapping a button or two. The gameplay isn't at all engaging for me. It feels like work and the "rewards" at the end of a quest or dungeon are simply more gear with better stats and trivial visual differences.
Bah. Some (read: shitloads) people just like to shut their brains off for the night.
Brad Lee @ Dec 3rd 2007 10:13AM
To all those who don't understand this type of gameplay, I never played WoW but I loved Neverwinter Nights to death.
It's the same basic concept, mostly just point and clicking and letting your character do the rest. The appeal of this style of gameplay is in the strategy and seeing your character grow. In Neverwinter Nights it was fun as hell just to come up with a new idea for a character and then try that idea out, especially in creating new combinations like Monk/Wizard, Cleric/Fighter, Paladin/Sourceror, etc.
"The Grind" is just the work you have to put into your character to see your plans evolve into a force of unimaginably destructive power.
I never got into WoW, but if there ever were a Neverwinter Nights Online I'd be all over that, even if the quality of NWN2 was rather suspect.
Dereck @ Dec 3rd 2007 6:58AM
You really love me, Joystiq Folks, don't cha ? First the Master Chief fashion pic from Chamboultout, now the World of Cokecraft one ? Hell yes, I worked for Splitgames too.
This time you gave credit. Thanks a bunch ! ;)
jackflash @ Dec 4th 2007 1:44PM
Everybody knows that "there will be no changes in the way [insert gaming studio] operates" really means "there will be no POSITIVE changes in the way [insert gaming studio operates."
In ten years there will be one game publisher : UbEActiBlizzardSoft.