It might never get released in the States, but that won't stop MTV's Stephen Totilo from dissecting Freshly Picked: Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, the Nintendo DS anti-Zelda game that's, apparently, all about the Benjamins.
According to Totilo, Rosy Rupeeland makes money the center of everything. Tingle's health meter doubles as his wallet, which means players are taking damage every time they spend money. This would be a minor problem, except that Rosy Rupeeland turns practically every interaction into a transaction. The game even allows you to sell your in-game map, sacrificing navigational assistance for a few extra rupees.
As if that wasn't cruel enough, characters who are gracious enough to pay you actually ask how much you want, and either chastise you for asking too much or mock you for asking too little. Totilo argues that the game seeks to undermine the good-natured currency exchange of normal Zelda titles by making the player stress about money. Maybe it's the American capitalism talking, but sign us up. Anyone else have a renewed interest in Tingle and his Rosy Rupeeland?
Reader Comments (32)
Posted: Dec 3rd 2007 5:59PM FredFredrickson said
"...Freshly Picked: Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, the Nintendo DS anti-Zelda game that's, apparently, all about the Benjamins."
So Tingle is to Link as Wario is to Mario?
So Tingle is to Link as Wario is to Mario?
Posted: Dec 4th 2007 3:08AM ThornedVenom said
The main difference is that Wario can kick Mario's ass.
...
We'll see that when Brawl comes out.
Reply
...
We'll see that when Brawl comes out.
Posted: Dec 3rd 2007 6:02PM Jacksons said
Renewed interest? That's assuming there was interest in the first place--which there wasn't, at least not by me. Sorry Tingle.
Posted: Dec 3rd 2007 6:07PM (Unverified) said
Tingle is my hero.
Seriously:
TINGLE FO' BRAWL '07
Seriously:
TINGLE FO' BRAWL '07
Posted: Dec 3rd 2007 6:11PM (Unverified) said
I've played the game and played a bunch of it (Europe has the english version and the NDS is region free) but... I don't know, I got tired of the rupee abuse. I just gave up on it.
Posted: Dec 3rd 2007 6:11PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
I plan to import the European version eventually. It looks really bizarre and awesome. I don't care what you'll think of Tingle (he's weird, but I'm not much of a fan, either).
Plus, there's a Punch-Out!! styled boss fight in the game. How can you argue with that?!
Plus, there's a Punch-Out!! styled boss fight in the game. How can you argue with that?!
Posted: Dec 3rd 2007 6:13PM (Unverified) said
Oh come on. Wario was Nintendo's first money-centered character and the WarioLand games were all about da money. Yeesh.
Posted: Dec 3rd 2007 6:12PM (Unverified) said
Wha??? Your lifebar is your wallet? Arguing over video game transactions? Tingle having his own game?
What the hell is Nintendo smoking (and where can I get some?)
And when is this game coming to America?
What the hell is Nintendo smoking (and where can I get some?)
And when is this game coming to America?
Posted: Dec 3rd 2007 6:26PM Vegnagun said
You gotta have a lot of rupees to get so much coke that your nose turns red. Tingle is what's up on the streets right now.
Posted: Dec 4th 2007 8:26AM (Unverified) said
I work in a British video game store and have been playing this for months now, still an awesome game. Sadly no one else seems to agree! haha
Posted: Dec 3rd 2007 6:29PM BananaBoat said
Every interaction is a transaction? Wallet is health meter? There is a racist joke in there somewhere, and you and I both know it.
Posted: Dec 3rd 2007 6:41PM (Unverified) said
Ting-dizzle cracken dem foos wallets fo da paper, Homie! Keepin it real up in da Ninty hizzy keepin all dem fanboys paper on lockdown!
Reply
Posted: Dec 3rd 2007 7:04PM (Unverified) said
i was thinking a jewish joke would make more sense
Reply
Posted: Dec 3rd 2007 8:15PM (Unverified) said
@Mr Khan "Someone needs to do a skin mod of this game where Tingle is a Ferengi"
Freshly Oo-Moxed: Quark's Lucrative Latinumland
Reply
Freshly Oo-Moxed: Quark's Lucrative Latinumland
Posted: Dec 3rd 2007 6:29PM Mr Khan said
Meanest Nintendo game ever?
You lot have never played Wrecking Crew
You die without knowing what happened, you're always getting backed into corners by enemies, and you can fail the mission at the drop of a hat (but aren't notified)
You lot have never played Wrecking Crew
You die without knowing what happened, you're always getting backed into corners by enemies, and you can fail the mission at the drop of a hat (but aren't notified)
Posted: Dec 3rd 2007 6:38PM BananaBoat said
I'd say Wind Waker is the meanest game ever. Little kid's sister is kidnapped by a bird and then the little kid is shanghaied by pirates, before being cast out to sea on a little dingy to sail on his own? That sounds like child abuse if I've ever heard it. In fact, I'm calling social services on his grandmother right now.
Posted: Dec 3rd 2007 7:03PM hvnlysoldr said
So that's how Link's grandma lost it. Eating those poor social workers so they wouldn't take her away. I knew that soup elixer was too good to be true.
Reply
Posted: Dec 3rd 2007 7:00PM zuburi said
I helped out a bit on this game, so I'm always happy when people support it :D Keep bugging Nintendo to release it in the states!
Posted: Dec 3rd 2007 7:07PM SoCoolCurt said
"Cash Rules Everything Around Me. C.R.E.A.M! Get the money, dolla dolla bill yall."
i think Tingle is secretly the newest member of the Wu-Tang Clan.
i think Tingle is secretly the newest member of the Wu-Tang Clan.
Posted: Dec 3rd 2007 7:55PM BananaBoat said
@Gonk
My comment was just ambiguous enough that everyone kinda interpreted it with their own racist leanings. Human nature, though I think Tingle's gigantic nose makes it obvious what joke I was trying to make. (Actually, it doesn't, which is just ambiguous enough to make people apply their own leanings again =P)
My comment was just ambiguous enough that everyone kinda interpreted it with their own racist leanings. Human nature, though I think Tingle's gigantic nose makes it obvious what joke I was trying to make. (Actually, it doesn't, which is just ambiguous enough to make people apply their own leanings again =P)
Posted: Dec 3rd 2007 9:08PM (Unverified) said
it took me a few minutes to even think of what you were infering, it was a pretty vague statment
Reply
Posted: Dec 3rd 2007 9:39PM (Unverified) said
Capitalism stole my virginity!
But anti-Semitism aided and abetted.
But anti-Semitism aided and abetted.
Posted: Dec 3rd 2007 10:11PM (Unverified) said
Got it. Played it. Loved it.
Worth the $80 I paid to import it?
For such a unique games, yeah.
Damn you American Homophobes.
Worth the $80 I paid to import it?
For such a unique games, yeah.
Damn you American Homophobes.
Posted: Dec 3rd 2007 10:14PM mietha said
Uh, no.
Posted: Dec 4th 2007 5:23AM JoeTheRed said
Indeed. For one thing I have long been complaining about how the value of the rupee in Hyrule has diminished so far that it seems like currency is a tacked-on thing in the Zelda series now. Plus this sounds like a very interesting game dynamic. I never thought I'd say this, but I want to see some more Tingle.
Posted: Dec 4th 2007 6:04AM (Unverified) said
i'll get this eventually,but being swamped in games atm makes me not so willing to shell out £30 for a new one.
the irony is that all the time i spend moaning about nintendo screwing over europe, the one time we get an exclusive, i wish it was an import so i wouldnt have to pay as much
lol :(
the irony is that all the time i spend moaning about nintendo screwing over europe, the one time we get an exclusive, i wish it was an import so i wouldnt have to pay as much
lol :(
Posted: Dec 4th 2007 8:49AM Stop said
I am actually fairly excited about this game, but I think I'm going to have to give in and import the European version.
Posted: Dec 4th 2007 9:41AM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said
It's all bout' the dumdum du-du-dumdum/
And I think you got it all wrong, anyway/
And I think you got it all wrong, anyway/
Featured Stories
Super Joystiq Podcast 004: 38 Studios meltdown, Gravity Rush, Civilization 5: Gods & Kings, Dragon's Dogma
Posted on May 25th 2012 3:30PM





