Zero Punctuation spares the life of Assassin's Creed

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Hmmmm, he forgot to mention the "insta kill" button. It's X on the 360 and Square on the PS3 controllers respectively. People go on and on and on about how awesome the combat is but it's so broken that all I end up doing is throw a guy to the ground and then assassinate him. While the long animation plays out another guard would be right beside me and I rinse and repeat. I can literally go through dozens guards in mere seconds with the technique. Oh, has anyone noticed you can only kill so many civilians. I ran into a church and opened up my sword on a few dozen civvies and the game desynchronized me. At least send an army to kill (in which case I would use the above technique to take down said army) me instead of telling me I've failed and need to reload my save game.

Assassin's Creed bah, more like Ass ass in Crud. Hahahah, I made a funny.

And Ludwig, we may have differing tastes in the games but you still rock the podcast hardcore.

I dunno about you, but I would buy "Faffing About Creed."

as someone who played and loved the game I thought that this was a hilarious video. Loved the "lepers shoving you with all their retard strength" part. The Benny Hill music for Altair being chased by Crusaders was also great.

Oh my god. I was crying this was so funny. I've seen his videos before and I love them, but this one just took the cake, and I haven't even played the game.

The story in Ass. Creed is hilarious. From the start it is just one big joke, the main character's voice acting is possibly the worst part of the game, and there are a lot of bad parts to the game. Remember, trust Jade Raymond's developing skill. LMAO.

This is Prince of Persia, said it would underwhelm and I was right.

I will wait to get amped for the real Prince of Persia 4 not this POP 3.5 garbage.

BioShock = Game of the Year

Holy shit, I was waiting for the Benny Hill moment. God dammit.

My xbox is fucking up and I'm in the middle of Ass Creed (without an oar), and I'm not sure I can be fucked to transfer the save games.

'twas fun while it lasted though!