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Posted: Feb 12th 2008 7:58AM (Unverified) said

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Umm, guys, remember that the game ISN'T EVEN OUT YET! And this is coming from one person's thoughts about it (the only time I've seen this on the web, actually). Here we are, condemning the game as if what this guy's said was absolute fact. The control issue is the only thing that could be of any concern, and that could be addressed rather easily. The infidels comment I don't see the issue there, we've sat through long cutscenes before, and we don't know if this guy is just hard to please. We haven't really had a chance to PLAY the game yet.

Granted, EA doesn't have a good track record, but c'mon. PLEASE don't be THAT naive to just believe this person's OPINION as fact.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 4:39AM (Unverified) said

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Pfft, this game is a pretender! It will never compare to the pure awesome of:

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/1413.html
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 8:17AM Centaur said

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Simply. Awesome.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 9:01AM (Unverified) said

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Shockgamer

Man That vid just made me realize that This Gen graphics are soooooooo much better than last gen. COD4, GEARS, R6Vegas, GRAW,
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 10:53AM (Unverified) said

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damn. in what other game do you get to kill osama bin laden 3 separate times. win.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 4:43AM (Unverified) said

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K&L and now this?
The two Co-op, anti-hero-ish games got the same problems?

Seems to me that writers can't really pull off that fine line between anti-hero and unlikable jerk-off.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 4:58AM (Unverified) said

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It has EA on it... their products are produced at the lowest cost with basically all the people who buy playing the role of beta testers.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 5:06AM SSUK said

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The trailer for the game made a very bad impression on me. The game just seems like a joke, while EA still try and push it as a serious TPS game... I'm not sure how the story over-all fairs, however it better be a damn sight better than "lol terrorists, go blow them up" with some one-liner jokes scattered everywhere like a bad Hollywood blockbuster.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 1:50PM (Unverified) said

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America Fuck Yeah!
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 5:11AM (Unverified) said

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Is it really that hard to write "shit"?
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 5:49AM Colossalhat said

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They could write the word shit, but then someone might dislike the "tone" of their review.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 7:21AM foxhound said

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Joystiq can't type the s-expletive word because of their sponsor, "PoopDog Chocolate Bars & Candy". If they say/type the S-word, they would lose sponsorship and the editor would get fired for reasons described differently than what actually happened due to legality and confidentiality agreements with the situation truly revolving around keeping profitable sponsorship.

*whew* ...$#!+, that was a long turd of a response.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 10:27AM JustinVincible said

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Haha @ the replies. Seriously though it may have to do with search results, url redirects, etc.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 1:56PM ceejw said

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"He called the shit Poo!"
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 5:45AM imadogg said

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Noooooo I had so much hope for this game! My friend and I were going to buy it and Co-op all night long... please be a December fools and please please don't suck for our sake...
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 10:47AM ThornedVenom said

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I'm sorry little Jimmy, but seems like you're stuck with Contra 4 on the DS!
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 6:11AM PoisonedAl said

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Another AAA title that's not lived up to the hype. You know I thought this Christmas was going to ruin my wallet, but I guess not.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 6:55AM (Unverified) said

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I feel exactly the same. So many promising games were supposed to come out this holiday and i've managed to get by with only 3-4 titles after all the other ones disappointed.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 8:13AM (Unverified) said

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Dude this game was NEVER considered a Triple A title...
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 8:33AM PoisonedAl said

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True, but you know what I mean. There was a lot of disappointments this year.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 6:36AM (Unverified) said

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Army of Dung, is a better pun,
for a game that everyone, will shun
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 7:37AM Korova Pamplona said

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plus wun
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 11:05AM (Unverified) said

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Its EA, of course its gonna suck.

I cant believe that people are still surprised by this.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 7:38AM (Unverified) said

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So Gertsmann writes for Xbox World now?
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 7:40AM (Unverified) said

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Just let the poop fly by and keep playing Mass Effect and Call of Duty 4. We can afford the existence of a few shitty games this year.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 7:42AM Korova Pamplona said

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This review must be a tribute to Jeff Gerstmann

I am happy that reviewers are standing up and calling things for what they are. It brings higher standards to the game industry and recognizes that gamers cannot be bambozelled out of the cash/credit anymore.

I for one have a shelf full of four and five star games that I dont want to play or finish. Maybe if the reviews are harsher, devs will write better games.

Nintendo shovelware is going to get so spanked under the Gerstmann review system, its going to be sad.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 8:31AM (Unverified) said

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=( I was waiting for this game. Hope Dark Sector doesnt suck because thats another one Ive been waiting for.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 8:33AM (Unverified) said

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Thank goodness I cancelled my preorder AND the game got delayed. I had high hopes for this game. Hopefully the extra time in development will make things better.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 9:14AM MisterSmith said

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Wouldn't that make "Army of Number Two" a more appropriate title?
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 10:18AM (Unverified) said

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Lol, I award you 1000 internets for that comment.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 4:11PM micheal82 said

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Achivement Unlocked
Winning the Internets 1000 GS
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 9:17AM SugarDaddy said

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I was concerned that this game was going to glorify the private military contracting industry, but then I thought that maybe the army of 2 would realize that the PMC company they worked for was actually the problem and they would go after them in the end. Perhaps that's not the case and this game is actually just one big right-wing fantasy of killing brown people and raking in cash. Right wing fantasies tend to be pretty unimaginative, so if this is the case then this game will certainly suck big time.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 9:27AM (Unverified) said

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I thought xbox world gave all 360 games 10's.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 10:07AM prime8 said

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only exclusives... this one is multi platform
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 10:50AM CommentSystem said

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roberts icon ftw.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 10:27AM (Unverified) said

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Guys I think the biggest issue here is that this was EA's attempt at making a new IP, a new series, and getting to 'prove' that they can make a great game from the ground up. If they indeed have failed, then I guess there really is no hope for EA ever giving us any good games in the future via new IP's.

I know a lot of you are like 'well we didn't expect them to'. But think of it this way.... this huge entity in the games industry will probably never release any TRULY AWESOME GAMES. That's like going to a car dealership and half of the new car lot is being taken up by these muddy old semi-trucks and trailers that some jerks decided to park there. Leaving you to choose among whatever else is left.

The more EA consumes the more the industry apparently will become like VH1 and MTV. Quick, cheap, mindless crap just pushed out the door and then shoved down our throats.

Long live Activision/Blizzard- which apparently knows how to release quality games and handle IP's like a man.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 10:54AM (Unverified) said

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Blizzard? Releasing new IPs?

They've been using the same 3 crappy IPs since the mid 90s.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 10:56AM (Unverified) said

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no they're the same as ea now
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 4:34PM (Unverified) said

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Blizzard...3 IPs?? I thought it was just Warcraft.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 5:40PM LaughingTarget said

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Warcraft, Starcraft, Diablo...craft.

Anyway, I wouldn't say that EA doesn't put out good IPs. Not under their direct label maybe, but they do own Maxis (Spore) and now BioWare, both of which consistently put out good material.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 10:49AM ThornedVenom said

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NOooOOOooOOooo.... I was expecting SO much from this game!


BRING BACK THE CO-OP DAYS! (meanwhile, Contra will have to do the job!)
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 11:00AM (Unverified) said

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This is a shame. I really wanted this to be good. For god's sake there's tampons!
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 11:27AM (Unverified) said

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Reminds me of the review for a little album called Shark Sandwich.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 12:50PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah but it's no Intravenous DeMilo.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 3:08PM Jude said

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2 Words... LOL
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 1:26PM (Unverified) said

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i just knew that this game and kane and lynch were overrated and were going to turn out as complete shit. Hopefully this one doesn't get any respectable game journalist fired though
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 3:21PM Altairio said

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"#1 most anticipated game" - EGM, July 2006
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 4:15PM Duke said

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ouch.
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Posted: Dec 6th 2007 6:33PM (Unverified) said

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Hey, EGM has been making fun of the game from day one. Besides, it's completely different hearing the concept of the game and actually seeing it executed. Good sounding games can suck, and bad sounding games can rock. My point is, this quote was long before the game really was even in a semi-playable stage.
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Posted: Dec 9th 2007 1:51PM (Unverified) said

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lol I remember that! But it's August 2006, issue 206.
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