made its video premiere last night during Spike's VGAs
with this quaint trailer narrated by (spoiler alert!) a cruelly deformed hottie. Your guide to the unnamed planet of Borderlands
informs you that there are more ideal vacation getaways than this, pegging you as either a 'fool' or 'criminal' (perhaps hinting at the inclusion of choice-gameplay similar to Mass Effect's
Paragon/Renegade system). The planet, which features the requisite Ice Level
, is rife with bandits and untamed wildlife, just the sorta snag to cut your visit short unless you've got
-- make that -- "a helluvalotta guns" (this is an RPG-shooter after all). Oh, and don't forget to visit the Vault
-- it's got a big, glowing entrance. You can't miss it!