We're told wrestling is a very manly sport; however, we don't remember seeing it in Maddox's The Alphabet of Manliness, which is our reference guide for such things. (It should be noted that female wrestling is listed under section 'F.') Video embedded after the break; if in the event there is not enough manliness in the TNA Impact trailer, we've also embedded a video dose of menergy as supplement.
Today's manliest video of manliness: TNA Impact trailer
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What is TNA? Trilateral Nuclear Abominations? Trigonometric Narcissists Association? Tits 'n' a ... ah, nevermind, it's Total Nonstop Action Wrestling. And that's just about the best explanation for the TNA Impact trailer, which debuted last night on Spike's VGAs.
We're told wrestling is a very manly sport; however, we don't remember seeing it in Maddox's The Alphabet of Manliness, which is our reference guide for such things. (It should be noted that female wrestling is listed under section 'F.') Video embedded after the break; if in the event there is not enough manliness in the TNA Impact trailer, we've also embedded a video dose of menergy as supplement.
We're told wrestling is a very manly sport; however, we don't remember seeing it in Maddox's The Alphabet of Manliness, which is our reference guide for such things. (It should be noted that female wrestling is listed under section 'F.') Video embedded after the break; if in the event there is not enough manliness in the TNA Impact trailer, we've also embedded a video dose of menergy as supplement.
Reader Comments (24)
Posted: Dec 11th 2007 1:05AM (Unverified) said
will ferrel played a great wrestler in the ladies man
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Posted: Dec 11th 2007 1:12AM (Unverified) said
man i love tna, i'd love to see them beat wwe someday... this game looks pretty damned sweet...
http://www.fyrebug.com/displaygame.php?gameid=566
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http://www.fyrebug.com/displaygame.php?gameid=566
Posted: Dec 11th 2007 2:34AM (Unverified) said
With SVR08 being total trash, I had some hope for this game. But after seeing that, it looks terrible.
Nothing will ever really beat HCTP or No Mercy, I guess. (FPR is awesome too though)
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Nothing will ever really beat HCTP or No Mercy, I guess. (FPR is awesome too though)
Posted: Dec 11th 2007 4:07AM WiredKnight said
I'm sorry. TNA will never stand for anything other than Tits 'N Ass. I feel sorry for the brilliant chap who thought otherwise. It's things like this that prove wrestling can't be taken seriously.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2007 4:26AM ThornedVenom said
You call THAT manly? If I wanted to get a testosterone rush, I'd cocktail Unreal Tournament, Gears of War, Contra, God of War and Guitar Hero.
And many more to the list.
Like Wii Sports: Real Men Wii Standing Up. (forgot which webcomic said that)
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And many more to the list.
Like Wii Sports: Real Men Wii Standing Up. (forgot which webcomic said that)
Posted: Dec 11th 2007 4:55AM gamedude360 said
tna impact is the first non shooter to use the unreal 3.0 engine
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Posted: Dec 11th 2007 11:47AM (Unverified) said
i figured a game based on professional wrestling would be a franchise simulation. write, direct, and produce the show. maybe even some kind of warped dating sim. but a sports game? no...
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Posted: Dec 11th 2007 2:42PM (Unverified) said
i think i'm gonna go grab my copy of virtual pro wrestling 2 and play that instead, or the latest firepro. real manly wrestling games.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2007 3:35PM (Unverified) said
TNA has essentially become a joke in the wrestling industry. As much as I want to see TNA succeed, their product is so terrible and is just unbearable to watch. With that being said lets hope at least the game will be good, its TNA minus the Vince Russo so it has a chance.
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Posted: Dec 11th 2007 4:43PM Colonel Falafel said
"Yeah, but why a hexagon?"
"Well, Jon, the answer is simple; If you want to have two men wrestle in a six-sided ring, a hexagon is your clear choice."
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"Well, Jon, the answer is simple; If you want to have two men wrestle in a six-sided ring, a hexagon is your clear choice."
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