The breast video game boobs to haunt our mammories
It's been a while since we noticed a gaming site go straight for the Maxim demographic full force, but boy did GameDaily ever do it with its "Boobs through the Years" pictorial. Twelve pictures of boobs (eleven women and one man) from the last 30 years of gaming litter this feature. The Soul Calibur IV breasts, which are certainly the most gratuitous in recent memory, get the feature bouncing along.
Once again, the piece is so base, but the site sure did get creative with some of the descriptions. For example, Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 (pictured) is described as having mammary glands where each have their own "mother brain." And don't forget about Rachel from Ninja Gaiden's "heaving mounds of fury." Oh mercy, time to go make a donation to the Girl Scouts on GameDaily's behalf.
Once again, the piece is so base, but the site sure did get creative with some of the descriptions. For example, Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 (pictured) is described as having mammary glands where each have their own "mother brain." And don't forget about Rachel from Ninja Gaiden's "heaving mounds of fury." Oh mercy, time to go make a donation to the Girl Scouts on GameDaily's behalf.












Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
how_much_I_carrot @ Dec 12th 2007 5:21AM
it takes a lot to make boobs unappealing but some of these games managed it. Impressive!
syco @ Dec 12th 2007 5:23AM
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/1999/19991018h.jpg
That's really all I have to say about the subject.
madato @ Dec 12th 2007 6:48AM
Penny arcade sucks
ALH @ Dec 12th 2007 5:24AM
so the list is unoffended by freakish gigantic floating blobs which seem to have their own gravitational field, yet the minute a guy gets his out its gross? Man, i'd hate to see the writers reaction every time he looks in the mirror on a morning.
ikiryou @ Dec 12th 2007 5:50AM
The words "men", "man", "boobs" and/or "breasts" should never be used in the same sentence. Ever. It's an abomination unto the face of Zod.
GRANTED @ Dec 12th 2007 9:52AM
"men like boobs"
Ford @ Dec 12th 2007 5:36AM
Ha, these games are the closest any video gamer is going to get to real breasts... apart from their own saggy manboobs.
Fullmetal Salchemist @ Dec 12th 2007 1:57PM
You know, by saying "any video gamer" you include yourself in that demographic.
Psaakyrn @ Dec 12th 2007 5:56AM
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=230
FidliousWong @ Dec 12th 2007 9:20AM
And here I thought you were aiming for this one...
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=146
Mr.ESC @ Dec 12th 2007 12:14PM
http://www.duelinganalogs.com/?date=2006-03-15
This one is also great.
Dagur @ Dec 13th 2007 5:40AM
Has everyone forgotten Orchid from Killer Instinct? Why isn't she on the list >_
ThornedVenom @ Dec 12th 2007 7:02AM
Gawd I hate myself for oogling that picture.
The Lara Croft series definitely get its mark in that area. But damn, Custer's Revenge MUST be erased from people's memories.
32_Footsteps @ Dec 12th 2007 8:39AM
Quite a reminder that the guys at Tecmo have never actually seen breasts in their lives. Let alone get to see how they move in an active setting.
BananaBoat @ Dec 12th 2007 1:43PM
I guess Itagaki closed his eyes while he was making sweet love to his wife/ producing children with her.
Team Ninja games are about the only games with boobs that I care to see. Never cared about Laura Croft, never cared about Chun-Li or Cammy, but Kasumi...F&CK!
Obie @ Dec 12th 2007 9:00AM
Now this comic nails it:
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20061025
REUYL @ Dec 12th 2007 9:50AM
WTF
danny. @ Dec 12th 2007 9:58AM
after watching the absolutely abysmal new screwattack top ten hoes, I cannot stomach another list of this garbage. They probably left Beach Spikers off the list anyway...
MD @ Dec 12th 2007 10:31AM
And GameDaily will be right back with its next expose: "Somethin' for the Ladies: Best Chests, Buns, and Biceps of Latter Day VG History!"
*crickets chirp*
*worlds decay*
*the universe collapses within itself*
Obviously I'd have to write this myself.
Adam @ Dec 12th 2007 11:08AM
You know, that picture of the guy on the site might be considered a *booby prize* for getting so far into the article.
/dodges tomatoes
Poisoned Al @ Dec 12th 2007 1:26PM
I'm more of a legs man myself.
Zorink @ Dec 12th 2007 2:06PM
SamFish isn't on the list?
Judd @ Dec 12th 2007 3:06PM
Oh, by the way, that's the greatest headline ever.