The breast video game boobs to haunt our mammories
by Alexander Sliwinski 
{ Dec 12th 2007 at 5:00AM }
Once again, the piece is so base, but the site sure did get creative with some of the descriptions. For example, Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 (pictured) is described as having mammary glands where each have their own "mother brain." And don't forget about Rachel from Ninja Gaiden's "heaving mounds of fury." Oh mercy, time to go make a donation to the Girl Scouts on GameDaily's behalf.
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how_much_I_carrot @ Dec 12th 2007 5:21AM
it takes a lot to make boobs unappealing but some of these games managed it. Impressive!
syco @ Dec 12th 2007 5:23AM
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/1999/19991018h.jpg
That's really all I have to say about the subject.
madato @ Dec 12th 2007 6:48AM
Penny arcade sucks
ALH @ Dec 12th 2007 5:24AM
so the list is unoffended by freakish gigantic floating blobs which seem to have their own gravitational field, yet the minute a guy gets his out its gross? Man, i'd hate to see the writers reaction every time he looks in the mirror on a morning.
ikiryou @ Dec 12th 2007 5:50AM
The words "men", "man", "boobs" and/or "breasts" should never be used in the same sentence. Ever. It's an abomination unto the face of Zod.
GRANTED @ Dec 12th 2007 9:52AM
"men like boobs"
Ford @ Dec 12th 2007 5:36AM
Ha, these games are the closest any video gamer is going to get to real breasts... apart from their own saggy manboobs.
Fullmetal Salchemist @ Dec 12th 2007 1:57PM
You know, by saying "any video gamer" you include yourself in that demographic.
Psaakyrn @ Dec 12th 2007 5:56AM
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=230
FidliousWong @ Dec 12th 2007 9:20AM
And here I thought you were aiming for this one...
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=146
Mr.ESC @ Dec 12th 2007 12:14PM
http://www.duelinganalogs.com/?date=2006-03-15
This one is also great.
Dagur @ Dec 13th 2007 5:40AM
Has everyone forgotten Orchid from Killer Instinct? Why isn't she on the list >_
ThornedVenom @ Dec 12th 2007 7:02AM
Gawd I hate myself for oogling that picture.
The Lara Croft series definitely get its mark in that area. But damn, Custer's Revenge MUST be erased from people's memories.
32_Footsteps @ Dec 12th 2007 8:39AM
Quite a reminder that the guys at Tecmo have never actually seen breasts in their lives. Let alone get to see how they move in an active setting.
BananaBoat @ Dec 12th 2007 1:43PM
I guess Itagaki closed his eyes while he was making sweet love to his wife/ producing children with her.
Team Ninja games are about the only games with boobs that I care to see. Never cared about Laura Croft, never cared about Chun-Li or Cammy, but Kasumi...F&CK!
Obie @ Dec 12th 2007 9:00AM
Now this comic nails it:
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20061025
REUYL @ Dec 12th 2007 9:50AM
WTF
danny. @ Dec 12th 2007 9:58AM
after watching the absolutely abysmal new screwattack top ten hoes, I cannot stomach another list of this garbage. They probably left Beach Spikers off the list anyway...
MD @ Dec 12th 2007 10:31AM
And GameDaily will be right back with its next expose: "Somethin' for the Ladies: Best Chests, Buns, and Biceps of Latter Day VG History!"
*crickets chirp*
*worlds decay*
*the universe collapses within itself*
Obviously I'd have to write this myself.
Adam @ Dec 12th 2007 11:08AM
You know, that picture of the guy on the site might be considered a *booby prize* for getting so far into the article.
/dodges tomatoes
Poisoned Al @ Dec 12th 2007 1:26PM
I'm more of a legs man myself.
Zorink @ Dec 12th 2007 2:06PM
SamFish isn't on the list?
Judd @ Dec 12th 2007 3:06PM
Oh, by the way, that's the greatest headline ever.