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Portal's plush companion cube puts a price on friendship
by Ludwig Kietzmann 
on Dec 14th 2007 6:45PM
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Reader Comments (37)
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 6:50PM zkey14 said
30 bucks, haha, fat chace
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 6:56PM (Unverified) said
$29.95 Ha ha Fat "Chance"
Anyway the orange box is great,is so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking when there science to do.
When I look up there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I have experiments to run,
There is research to be done
on the people who are still alive...
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Anyway the orange box is great,is so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking when there science to do.
When I look up there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I have experiments to run,
There is research to be done
on the people who are still alive...
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 10:28PM hvnlysoldr said
Your quest is so right, you can't go left.
http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=149
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http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=149
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 6:55PM waynski1457 said
lol, i already ordered mine. best present to myself ever!!
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 6:58PM RobAccomando said
Since I haven't played Portal yet, all this companion cube stuff seems reall silly.
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 7:02PM WhatIsThatThing said
There's a simple solution to that: play Portal.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2007 7:03PM (Unverified) said
Play Portal or else you will die!!
(Well you are going to die anyway but before that happens you could do yourself a favor and play the orange box, awesomeness at its best)
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(Well you are going to die anyway but before that happens you could do yourself a favor and play the orange box, awesomeness at its best)
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 7:45PM RobAccomando said
I want to but I don't feel like buying HL 2 again. I got it for the PC when it first came out.
I'm hoping for a stand alone version
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I'm hoping for a stand alone version
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 7:01PM (Unverified) said
So $29.95 huh, does it talks? .oh wait stupid question. Well at least I'm sure it won’t stab me.
Anyway I'm still waiting for my Portal Shirt and Team fortress 2 posters. I might order it but what I really want is one of those head crab hats to prove my nerdiness.
Anyway I'm still waiting for my Portal Shirt and Team fortress 2 posters. I might order it but what I really want is one of those head crab hats to prove my nerdiness.
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 7:02PM ThornedVenom said
At that price, no wonder China is winning with cheap rip-offs.
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 7:02PM oshin said
30 Bucks and it isn`t even a proper cube !
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 7:05PM (Unverified) said
$30?! And people would buy this instead of the headcrab hats, why?
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 7:22PM waynski1457 said
because i have a head-crab hat too... lol, i really am a nerd...
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Posted: Dec 14th 2007 7:28PM (Unverified) said
Personally, I got the fuzzy dice. I intend to split them, and keep one at home and one at the office.
Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 7:39PM Cyantre said
Bought and paid for without any hesitation. Thanks for the heads up Joystiq. =)
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 7:50PM Volkodlak said
Only shipping within the US = fail.
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 10:54PM (Unverified) said
No, that only applies to P.O. Box deliveries and their free shipment offer. I'm able to order this from the UK.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2007 7:54PM UNCSamurai said
The plush cake is a lie.
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 7:58PM (Unverified) said
I had to buy a pair - one for me and one for my ex-girlfriend (this is the only game she played and got into). Thanks for the tip cred ;)
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 8:09PM GenBanks said
You can't put a price on friendship.
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 8:18PM (Unverified) said
How do you know it's a he?
Posted: Dec 15th 2007 12:03PM xtremesniper said
Also, the main character in the game is a girl. Naturally, the companion would be male.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2007 8:20PM DinnyHoon said
I'd buy one if they made an 18"x18"x18" version.
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 9:21PM shoeshine said
A little pricey, but I'd rather buy one than have to go through the hassle of making one myself(I was in the middle of making the pattern). I'm sold.
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 9:22PM (Unverified) said
Wow, really cool. kinda expensive tho. i'm on the fence on this one.
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 9:50PM Centaur said
Dimensions: 6"x6"x6"
Conclusive evidence that the weighted companion cube is actually the "beast" prophesied by John and will, in fact, threaten to stab you.
Conclusive evidence that the weighted companion cube is actually the "beast" prophesied by John and will, in fact, threaten to stab you.
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 11:01PM (Unverified) said
You can make your own that is actually a cube for about five or ten dollars.
Thirty bucks? Ridiculous.
Now that I've seen the price, I'm just about ready to go out and buy some felt and stuff.
Thirty bucks? Ridiculous.
Now that I've seen the price, I'm just about ready to go out and buy some felt and stuff.
Posted: Dec 14th 2007 11:06PM (Unverified) said
You know,I used to think of Portal as this cool little puzzle game. Now I basically hate of because of all the retarded shit that came from this game.
I get it. There was supposed to be cake and instead you almost got killed,there was no cake. There's a cube that you have in the game for about 12 seconds and drop into a pit. I am not even slightly amused.
I get it,I just don't want it.
I get it. There was supposed to be cake and instead you almost got killed,there was no cake. There's a cube that you have in the game for about 12 seconds and drop into a pit. I am not even slightly amused.
I get it,I just don't want it.
Posted: Dec 15th 2007 4:59AM mnemo said
As much as I would like an official WCC, this one isn't even cube-ish. A plastic one that is actually a cube would've been cooler.
Posted: Dec 15th 2007 12:15PM (Unverified) said
Thirty bucks? Maybe for the Cube Dice AND the plushie.
But damn, I still want it!
But damn, I still want it!
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