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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:06PM (Unverified) said

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hmm, i guess this one fits better:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fbp66zbvPrQ&feature=related
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:07PM RDX said

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Does 3D Realms honestly think anyone cares about Duke Nukem anymore? There is absolutely no way this game will live up to...wait...it doesn't even have any hype. So at least it's going to be a warranted failure.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:45PM thatguythatflys said

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Have you even played the original Duke Nukem games? Until you have gone thru the originals you can't dis the original alien ass kicker this game will be awesome.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 3:05PM R V said

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It's true Duke Nukem was the shit back then, but its been a long ass time man. The formulas for a good game have changed a lot since them, and if they haven't adapted this game will be a disappointment.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 3:36PM jake11 said

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This game will exceed all expectations, cure AIDS and feed Africa
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 7:14PM bm111 said

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"The formulas for a good game have changed a lot since them,"


You're right, FPS games have changed, levels have become limited, linear trudges that make me want to take a drill to my brain.

Maybe it's time we returned to some of the old values, when games offered a challenge in anything other than shooting crap.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 10:03PM (Unverified) said

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Wow, ironically enough.... you just dexribed Duke Nukem in your rant about returning to better times. Duke Nukem 3D was linear as all hell too.
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Posted: Dec 26th 2007 10:44AM bm111 said

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What? No it wasn't. At least not compared to the average FPS of today.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:08PM (Unverified) said

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With a very special appearance from Ganon!


Let's hear it for Ganon everyone!
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:10PM (Unverified) said

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that wasn't bad. i say its going to be out before Gears of War 2.

P.S. that last part was funny :D
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:42PM arrrgh said

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I think gears 3 will probably drop before this vapourware
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:09PM samfish said

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Not even...a LITTLE bit of the actual game? Just a smidge?

BOOOOO!!! BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:18PM mr nimblewick said

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It's funny that you think there's an actual game.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:34PM jynxycat said

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lol.

did anyone expect gameplay from

a) this game's trailer.
b) a TEASER trailer?
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:44PM samfish said

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I..vainly held out hope...
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:10PM Crono141 said

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They should rename this game "Duke Nukem: Forever in Development" Or "Duke Nukem: Never"
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:28PM (Unverified) said

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Well at least it gives us the opportunity to bring up exceedingly old jokes, eh Crono.

I'm looking forward to seeing if they have managed to evolve with the times. So many things have changed since 1997, is Duke still relevant in any form?

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Posted: Dec 20th 2007 12:39AM (Unverified) said

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Duke Nukem : Fornever(tm)
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:11PM Top Cat said

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that last line was worth the 50 second wait...not sure if the game will be worth the 10 year one though.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:13PM (Unverified) said

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WOW did you see the alien blur effect atacking at you,

!!AWESOME.......



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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:12PM (Unverified) said

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I'm so pumped for this that I've pre-ordered it. The cheque's in the mail.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:12PM (Unverified) said

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10 years of devel for that ?

lol

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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 4:35PM Mr Khan said

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I know

The CG doesn't even look all that great
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:12PM Nigeria said

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Hope it doesn't turn out like Doom 3 - urgh.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:16PM FredFredrickson said

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Hey, 10 years for a CG trailer ain't too bad. The real fun will be in the 20 years we have to wait for the game to be finished.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:17PM (Unverified) said

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That video was a (floating) brick in my alien toilet.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:19PM (Unverified) said

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There are a lot of negative people here about DNF, but i bet this game will be awesome and fun to play...
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:25PM Crono141 said

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I was thinking the same thing when I first read about it in PCGamer's November 1998 issue.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:33PM (Unverified) said

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Will it be fun? Do you really want a no brains shooter with boob and poo gags?

Can you see Duke worrying over Physics puzzles? Or even having much of a story to follow? My recollection of the original, is that the aliens annoyed him by invading so he kills them all. Alien Hominid has more than that.

Will hearing someone say "son-of-a-bitch" make you laugh as much as GlaDOS?

Is the average gamer still 13?



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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:38PM Top Cat said

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it sure could be...but i wouldn't be basing that on 1 minute and 11 seconds of pre-rendered footage. I would however, base my doubts on 10 years of seemingly non-development.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 3:08PM (Unverified) said

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Glados didnt amuse me in the bit. Duke Nukem on the other hand..
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:21PM (Unverified) said

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Apparently, I missed the bus with Duke Nukem 3D and and am now too old to get on this one.

I look at that trailer and I don't know if I see a real game or a finely constructed parody of M rated shooters.
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Posted: Dec 20th 2007 1:27PM (Unverified) said

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Duke definitely is and has been "over-the-top" and full of intentional self parody, though, the game revels in the same styles it mocks by over-compliance.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:21PM jdsony said

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Jeez. That wasn't a CG trailer, it looked like a game engine trailer to me. Also there was some in game footage if you saw the couple clips of monsters. When you pause at those moments it actually looks pretty decent.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:20PM samred said

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Why is it unfair to assume that the snippets of monster footage, however brief, are from actual gameplay? They look on par with titles like Gears of War.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:22PM (Unverified) said

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Snazzy lines of dialog do not make a good game.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 3:07PM (Unverified) said

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The cake is a lie!
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 4:23PM KillerSlinky said

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It's not dialog, they're one-liners.
And Serious Sam would like to have a word with you...
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:23PM iFester said

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They should have just made an animated feature at this point. It may have taken less time.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:25PM Obienator said

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New Indiana Jones and Rambo movie, Spice Girls are back...everything old is new again! TIMEWARP!
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:31PM Obienator said

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Lol Are you like always on youtube Gonk?
If so go here: http://youtube.com/obie666
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:43PM (Unverified) said

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just recently. reliving my childhood

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YBcV4qbU10o
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:27PM Dashx747 said

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Duke Nukem Forever is to games what Guns n'Roses Chinese Democracy is for music: A mith that went way too long and now lost most of the strengh it once had.

Unless... http://godmodeonline.com/d/20070924.html

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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:53PM llllFlREBlRDllll said

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Aha, that is one of my favorite webcomics! +1 for you!
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:28PM (Unverified) said

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I like how he puffs the smoke into your face... like vapor. As in... vaporware.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:29PM (Unverified) said

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Sorry, I meant to say Duke's blowing smoke up our bums.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:30PM Wonderflex said

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Daikatana anyone?
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