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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 12:49AM Demon G Sides said

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Most explosions in a game ever, and the shakiest camera ever developed for any game, ever.

Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:45AM MrHashbrown said

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SWEET.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:59AM (Unverified) said

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This is just what the kids who have seizures and get motion sickness need.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 3:03AM Shignami said

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More explosions-per-inch than any other game!

also, secret societies, ironic choices of music, and a soundtrack that is 80000x louder than the voice track, which gets RIDICULOUSLY LOUD FOR NO REASON!
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Posted: Dec 20th 2007 1:15AM (Unverified) said

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"and the shakiest camera ever"

What? You mean they're bringing Paul Greengrass onboard too?
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 12:53AM (Unverified) said

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i'm crossing my fingers for an american gigolo rhythm game where you seduce paying customers pressing buttons in time to the greats like al green, curtis mayfield, isaac hayes, marvin gaye, and barry white.

Posted: Dec 19th 2007 12:54AM (Unverified) said

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oh yeah, and luther
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:07AM maaax said

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Silent Bomber spiritual successor please!

Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:10AM MisterSmith said

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Music...and explosions...

So I take it we'll be getting a sequel to Fantavision out of this? =P

Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:19AM (Unverified) said

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Fuck. Why won't they just let me die?!?!?

Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:28AM (Unverified) said

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I just want him to make a game out of one of his TV projects. A decent CSI, Cold Case or Without a Trace DS adventure would be awesome.

Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:32AM heypaul said

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Wow?

Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:34AM (Unverified) said

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hopefully his games will be more like the quality of the 1st pirates movie, instead of the latter 2 (worst fucking sequels ever, even barely worse than the matrix sequels)

Posted: Dec 19th 2007 11:07AM Crono141 said

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Glad I'm not the only one who hated them.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:39AM (Unverified) said

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Word to ya mother! SILENT BOMBER 2 PLEASE!!!!!!
i need that game, hell, the tagline was what did it for me..
blow shit up

Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:46AM 4ham said

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JBP: M-E FPS NP4?!! I've been waiting all my life for that game!

Posted: Dec 19th 2007 4:55AM (Unverified) said

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I think we may have already played it six times, but hey, more random letters are always great!
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 2:27AM (Unverified) said

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He should just develop a physics engine. They could call it the Cape-Swirling Slow-Mo-Dove Exploder XXX Engine.

Posted: Dec 19th 2007 10:23AM (Unverified) said

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John Woo already made that for Stranglehold, but he added the Slide-Over-Anything-in-any-Direction and Senselessly-Destroy-the-Product-of-Simple-Fruit-Vendors features.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 2:53AM samfish said

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Oh boy! Incoming crap!

Posted: Dec 19th 2007 3:20AM ThornedVenom said

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Knowing Bruckheimer, they're not likely to develop for Wii: it doesn't correspond to their ideal film/videogame convergence.

Should I be happy?

Posted: Dec 19th 2007 3:32AM ikiryou said

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Yay :P We'll get CSI: Wii Autopsy Simulator Edition. Something along the lines of Trauma Center featuring know-it-all, severely unlikeable, no-nonsense cops who have a monotonous answer for everything ["It's your job - don't screw it up."]. Add a steady stream of dead hookers and drug addicts to the mix and you've go enough fodder for an "M" rating at least.

Posted: Dec 19th 2007 10:35AM Lamppost said

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If it features the voice of David Caruso, I will burn every copy of it.
WITH MY MIND.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 4:53AM (Unverified) said

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SPOILERS FROM THE FUTURE:

The games will have epic graphics and production values.
The games will control like shit and be little fun.

SUCH WERE THE SPOILERS FROM THE FUTURE.

Posted: Dec 19th 2007 8:56AM (Unverified) said

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"wherever Bruckheimer goes, success isn't far behind."

Kind of depends on your definition of success. If "mainstream action hack who draws in mouth breathers by the millions", then Bruckheimer is teh $ucce$$.

Posted: Dec 19th 2007 10:28AM (Unverified) said

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Yes! This perfectly describes Bruckheimer.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 9:18AM (Unverified) said

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Is it just me, or has there never EVER been a good game or movie that started with "Some Schmoe" Presents: or "Some Schmoe's" blah. Here's a clue - if you have to put your name in the title of the thing to get it to sell, IT SUCKS.

Posted: Dec 19th 2007 10:52AM (Unverified) said

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Ahem... "Marc Ecko's Getting Up." Enough said, sir.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 11:26AM Crono141 said

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I dunno, "American Mcgee's Alice" was pretty good.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2007 1:36PM (Unverified) said

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"I dunno, "American Mcgee's Alice" was pretty good."

Don't confuse "interesting world and creative storyline" with "good". Alice had bland and unpolished gameplay, and probably would have been better as a movie.

A better example would be "Sid Meier's Civilization"
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Posted: Dec 20th 2007 1:15AM (Unverified) said

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: Movie people need to stay the fuck out of the games industry.

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