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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 1:17PM copa said

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Wake me when they release Jessica Alba Underpants Slam.
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 1:39PM Maverick Saturn 06 said

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Roflmao, or babe underpants slam for that matter
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 1:18PM (Unverified) said

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F is for Fire that burns down the whole town(This game too).
U is for URANIUM...BOMBS!
N is for No survivors when you're-
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 2:13PM (Unverified) said

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F is for friends who do stuff together,
U is for you and MEEE,
N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the DEEP BLUE SEA!
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 6:01PM mccrearym said

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Hshs...plankton!
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 6:02PM mccrearym said

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wow...did I just misspell "haha"...wow, it is dark in my room, but wow...
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 1:19PM PoisonedAl said

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Looks shit.

Is it just me who thinks cartoon games should be in 2D?
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 1:23PM FredFredrickson said

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No, you're not the only one.
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 1:25PM (Unverified) said

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Or at least cel-shaded.
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 4:37PM Mr Khan said

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Or be all based off of SWAT Kats or Megas XLR?
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 1:21PM Dr Stabbingworth said

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Prepare to bow to the power of "Mommie can I please have this please please can I have it? It's only ten dollars!!!"

Top seller confirmed.
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 1:22PM FredFredrickson said

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At least he's got underpants on... I wouldn't want to know what he'd be slamming if he didn't.
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 2:24PM CommentSystem said

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EPIC WIN SIR.
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 1:27PM (Unverified) said

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It really depresses me that what should be an amazing service for indie-style games and genres forgotten by the expectations of big budget explosion games is still being brought down by the American idea of cheap and dirty cash-in products.

At least MS requires that every game has a trial so you can know that most of them are shit.
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 1:39PM (Unverified) said

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I really don't know but how an Indie developer can enter to the Xlive live? I mean the only game I have seen so far that could be considered as Indie is Alien Hominid.

Now I have to say that most xlive games are pretty good if not great but yeah stuff like Wing commander and Battlestar galactica really suck.
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 1:46PM FredFredrickson said

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Apparently you've never heard of XNA.
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 1:53PM (Unverified) said

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I've heard of XNA but sadly it is not public and they have yet to release something from the service to the "retail" side of XBLA.

My point is that even the big companies should be using XBLA (or other download services) as an opportunity to take chances. Instead, most of the content is what I would consider "safe."
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 1:53PM (Unverified) said

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What is this XNA you speak of?
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 1:59PM (Unverified) said

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XNA is a Windows/Xbox 360 game development platform. Kind of a "create a game" kit. I believe for a subscription fee ($80 or $100 a year, ouch), you can have access to games made by individuals (not companies) to play on your 360.
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 2:04PM FredFredrickson said

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XNA is public, anyone who pays the fee can get the kit and start developing. This doesn't necessarily mean that your game will be on XBLA, but if it's a good game, and makes a decent splash among other devs, you can bet it'll be a strong candidate to get there.
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 3:33PM Dr Stabbingworth said

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The under-utilization of XNA is terrible. Games like Knytt Stories are what I want on XBLA, not retarded shit like Spongebob, Yaris, and (just for giggles) Space Giraffe.
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 3:55PM (Unverified) said

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Well to be honest Yaris while sucky at least is free and better than In-game advertising ☻ but then again I rather have cupons.

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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 1:40PM foxhound said

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Now if it was Spongebob add-on for ROCKBAND so I can imitate those 'nifty' heavy metal videos on YouTube, I'd conside--- nahh.
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 1:45PM (Unverified) said

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All I ask for is Omega 5, N+... two games that were already supposed to be out by now. But do I get them? NOOOOOOOOO, I get a shoddy game about sponges with a juvenile sense of humor, a broken soccer game, a game that may have been great in 1981 but utterly sucks by today standards, a dungeon crawler without decent multilayer, and a racing game that no one's ever heard of. The list goes on, but I feel my rage subsiding in favor of the flash version of N.
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 3:36PM Dr Stabbingworth said

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Exactly. Why is it that after two years of development developers can't deliver Geometry Wars quality games and MS can't release more than two (and mostly one) game a week?
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 2:40PM (Unverified) said

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Plankton is huge all of a sudden.
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 3:59PM (Unverified) said

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that this is obviously some crazy parallel universe where Plankton is taller than SpongeBob.

... look at him.

... HE'S FREAKING EYE IS THE SIZE OF A MELLON!
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 4:10PM (Unverified) said

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Maybe the game takes place after that episode where Spongebob shrank the whole city using Merman’s belt.
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 4:18PM Ludwig Kietzmann said

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And what a fine episode that was.
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 4:11PM mietha said

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It can't be worse than the Shrek game... right?
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 4:39PM Mr Khan said

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There's always ET...
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Posted: Dec 22nd 2007 8:24PM (Unverified) said

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Most people complaining about the ET game have never even played it. It really wasn't as bad as everyone says. The biggest problem by far was the fact that they manufactured more carts than there were systems in existence. That's what made it such a loss for the company.
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Posted: Dec 21st 2007 9:35PM bigsofty said

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Knit is boring to the point of watching paint dry...
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