HD porn studio swayed to Blu-ray by PS3 owners
Any respectable connoisseur of the erotic arts can tell you that in this day and age, watching lo-def pornography is about as un-erotic as watching reruns of Murder, She Wrote. Once you've seen an unclothed bathing suit area at 1080p, lower definition skin flicks just seem to lose their appeal. Many porno purveyors have already made the leap to high definition formats -- such as Digital Playground, which publishes movies exclusively in HD-DVD, much to the chagrin of pornstars left with pockmarked skin after years of spite and heroin abuse.However, Joone, the company's single-named founder, has recently reconsidered his position in the resolution war, agreeing to publish Digital Playground pictures (starting with their 2005 award-winning blockbuster Pirates) in Blu-ray as well. Why the change of heart? According to Joone, "A lot of people were e-mailing that bought a PlayStation 3 and they were basically saying, 'When are you guys going to release Blu-ray?'" Pornophilic PS3 owners can buckle their swashes when Pirates is released January 4th -- we suggest watching the timeless classic American Bangster to tide you over until then.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
AirIntake @ Dec 22nd 2007 1:03PM
Fuck, normal DVD porn is HD enough. There is only so much detail I want to see.
Dan @ Dec 22nd 2007 1:56PM
lol, PS3 owners e-mailing to request blu-ray porn??
Why aren't they e-mailing developers to ask for some good games?
roxxxo @ Dec 22nd 2007 1:58PM
zing
Anticrawl @ Dec 22nd 2007 3:35PM
Yeah dude seriously, good porn usually doesn't feature the picture perfect people you see in hollywood movies. And by good porn I mean kinky/hardcore porn. Not softcore models prancing around naked.
I shudder to think what these folks really look like, I'm fine with old-generation tech on this one folks... thanks but no thanks.
Fernando Rocker @ Dec 22nd 2007 4:06PM
Meh... I watch porn in http://youporn.com
High image quality videos and +10 min. videos... for free.
3cubed minus 3squared plus1 @ Dec 22nd 2007 5:37PM
Fernando, no que tienes esposa?
Ella sabe lo que estas haciendo?! ;)
voloftn @ Dec 22nd 2007 7:49PM
Heck, I guess the Sony fanbois need something to do since there isn't much else for the PS3.
roxxxo @ Dec 22nd 2007 8:10PM
fernando, those vids aren't really high quality. go to empornium
pixelator @ Dec 23rd 2007 12:45PM
Bleach-blonde mascara-crusted silicon-injected fuck-clones with about as much personality and natural beauty as a plastic beach ball are NOT my idea of porn.
Sorry, but I couldn't care less about junk like this. Give me real boobs, skin that isn't artificially tanned to a cancerous mahogany, some natural hair color and some physical diversity, thanks. Otherwise, it all looks like a bunch of Barbie dolls mashing against each other. Bah.
Truepatriot @ Dec 22nd 2007 1:08PM
mmm razor bumps in HD are awsome!
Shagittarius @ Dec 23rd 2007 4:32AM
Most of the dorks on this board wouldn't know razor bumps from herpies...nor would they care if they were gettin some.
Spartacus @ Dec 22nd 2007 1:09PM
Does this REALLY have anything to do with GAMING? Maybe guilty by association, but come on... Not all gamers even watch porn, let alone care which format it releases on.
Oh well...
Justin McElroy @ Dec 22nd 2007 1:13PM
Well, you're a Joystiq reader. And this post is on Joystiq. And if you complain about posts not being relevant, you'll get banned. Then you'll have more time to play video games.
See? The connection was right in front of your face.
A Pissed-off English Gamer @ Dec 22nd 2007 2:35PM
Indeed, and besides, the winner of blu-ray and HD-dvd war puts a lot of momentum behind either the ps3 or, to a lesser extent, the 360. This influences their continued production of video games. There's your tenuous association, but to be honest, the article is quite interesting; the fact that the porn industry has such an influence in the format war is exceedingly funny.
Spartacus @ Dec 22nd 2007 2:43PM
Well might equals right... right?
I don't complain everytime something is posted about that has nothing to do with gaming, in fact I'm pretty sure this is the first time, so no need to whip out the banhammer. I was more concerned with age appropriate material on your wesite. I dunno, something about pornography discussions on a gaming blog that kids more than likely tune into and parents more than likely not expecting such content on said blog just kinda made me wonder if this was really all that necessary.
I just kind of scratch my head when sites put age restrictions on game trailers depicting violence, but porn for kids is ok. Makes you realize how warped our society can be, huh?
roxxxo @ Dec 22nd 2007 2:57PM
usually american media censors anything sexual and doesn't worry about the violence, so i guess it's a nice change
also almost every kid knows about porn by the time they hit puberty...
Justin McElroy @ Dec 22nd 2007 6:02PM
It's all good my sweet Spartacus. I was just joshing you.
roxxxo @ Dec 22nd 2007 1:09PM
lollllllllllllllll
playwhutyalike (hates games lists) @ Dec 22nd 2007 1:16PM
Really, who needs a full length movie to, um, do what they need to do?
20 second clips looped. Nuff said.
ShortFuse @ Dec 22nd 2007 1:37PM
BUT THE STORYLINE!!!
roxxxo @ Dec 22nd 2007 1:38PM
the story is for girlfriends
fuliano626@psn @ Dec 22nd 2007 1:26PM
yeah i admit it i sent in all those emails to bring porni to the porn station 3 see what i did chea boi!!!!!!!
gregory mitchell @ Dec 22nd 2007 5:12PM
applaud that man damnit!!!
Rususeruru @ Dec 22nd 2007 6:15PM
I only have one hand free to clap with....
OTAM @ Dec 22nd 2007 1:29PM
Pirates is a fantastic quality film.
Better then the BORING ass stuff Vivid video puts out.
Assmar @ Dec 22nd 2007 1:35PM
I prefer to get my porn via digital distro... you know, the free kind. So as soon as they rip these and upload them to the Pirate Bay, I'll be able to download these in glorious h.264 hopefully.
It's relevant because the company founder specifically cites the "Playstation" brand when speaking about the decision to publish in both formats, with pressure coming not just from Sony, but from gamers/HD Porn enthusiasts as well.
It's nice to see how openly most gamers embrace pornography. Whenever PC gamers get together at places like QuakeCon, you see gamers proudly boast about how many gigs of porn or music they have.
I duno, I'm just saying... yargh!
Jeff @ Dec 22nd 2007 1:43PM
I think porn is the one thing no one will ever feel guilty about pirating.
roxxxo @ Dec 22nd 2007 1:48PM
did you pirate Pirates?
lol i did, wasn't really worth the bandwidth
lawlersauce @ Dec 22nd 2007 3:34PM
because, unless the girl looks like a guy, she could stick her head out her front door and yell something about wanting to get laid and she'd have a line of dudes on her porch for her to pick and choose from
Jeff @ Dec 22nd 2007 1:43PM
Marking porn accessible to gamers is an obvious good move. 15-30 year olds, I imagine, play the most games and watch the most porn.
Wow. Makes you realize how much life sucks for people who don't fit into that group. =P
LuckyEMS @ Dec 22nd 2007 1:52PM
yeah i know all that getting laid and stuff while we are here jacking off
Jeff @ Dec 22nd 2007 1:54PM
Psh. The gamer stereotype is dead. Everyone does it.
We just get laid and shit and, IN ADDITION, have games and porn to enjoy. =)
roxxxo @ Dec 22nd 2007 2:00PM
you get laid?
Jose @ Dec 22nd 2007 2:24PM
Ah, come on roxxxo, you should know better to generalize such a large group of individuals. Many of us get laid, just like many of us are married, many of us go to school and meet many ladies. Some of us are also women, which means it's that much easier to get laid. So many people game nowadays that you can't really make any statement and have it be true for all of us.
roxxxo @ Dec 22nd 2007 2:31PM
yeah jose i know there's a lot of casuals these days, we can thank the wii for that
btw r u a girl?
Hyams @ Dec 22nd 2007 2:42PM
Unless all girls are bisexual, I fail to see how being female makes it easier to get sex...
Patrick @ Dec 22nd 2007 9:13PM
@ Hyams, generally men make the moves on women. Men buy the drinks the dinners the movies the jewelry the cars the houses the work the 9-5 job while she is "finding herself" at home. And another thing one person can't have that many headaches, ever hear of advil huh. Maybe Im too tired to listen to your incessant chatter, maybe i just want a beer after work. maybe i just wanna watch the game.
Myke @ Dec 22nd 2007 2:29PM
"reconsider his position"
...I see what you did there... ;)
telee @ Dec 22nd 2007 2:36PM
I'd plunder it!
Chris @ Dec 22nd 2007 2:45PM
You left out the best quote from the press release:
“One year ago, it was very difficult to find anyone to replicate Blu-ray discs. Now there are more independent manufacturers, which brought down the [replication] cost by 50%. But Blu-ray is still three to four times more expensive than HD DVD,” Joone said.
http://www.tgdaily.com/content/view/35375/98/
3 to 4 times more expensive than the HD DVD to make. Damn.
Vidikron (FU) @ Dec 22nd 2007 2:51PM
It's because current DVD lines are easier to convert for production of HD DVD discs. Plus, Blu-Ray is simply a more advanced format that holds more data in the same physical space. Higher density storage, in almost any form, is more expensive. I don't know if the studios/BDA are eating the extra costs or what, but right now HD movies on both sides are basically the same at retail.
Joe @ Dec 22nd 2007 3:25PM
I know it's been said before, but the demand for Blu-ray porn by PS3 owners is only because they're so bored because they have no games.
Vidikron (FU) @ Dec 22nd 2007 3:27PM
There are plenty of games now... you guys need to get some new material.
hotnutz @ Dec 22nd 2007 7:47PM
I'm sorry, the days when people play video games and video games only on one device, listen to music on another and then watch video on a thrid are long gone my friend.
Convergence is happening whether you want it or not and Sony has forseen that that gaming platforms are evolving into something more than just that. Gaming, music, video and file servers are all being put into one device and despite what everyone says, there are plenty of games on the PS3. If you say otherwise, then you are either
a) an extreme fanboy;
b) clueless to current events;
c) in denial
Saying that the PS3 has no games to play is like saying that Microsoft has not done a thing about the 30% failure rate in their 'next generation' consoles. They have addressed it in case you didn't know that either.
horngreen @ Dec 22nd 2007 3:59PM
The way most porn stars look I think it should be limited to VHS myself. Think Pam Anderson without makeup...
Mr Khan @ Dec 22nd 2007 4:47PM
Definitely one genre of entertainment where Digital Distribution MORE than meets consumer satisfaction
I mean there are enough porn websites that everyone in America could own one, and still be a few million left over...
TheKarmaPolice @ Dec 22nd 2007 4:54PM
Wait...people PAY for porn?
Dale @ Dec 22nd 2007 5:18PM
Proof indeed that PS3 owners are a bunch of wankers.
driven2sin @ Dec 22nd 2007 5:32PM
Jesse Jane is the truth and her titties got fixed up - catch her on tour if you can
fenix424 @ Dec 22nd 2007 7:44PM
Wasn't the VHS/Betamax war won by VHS due to the porn industry picking VHS?