As upset as we were by Time's flubbing of us this year – a blogger can get used to seeing a horribly disfigured reflection of his own face in the cover of one of the nation's most prestigous newsweeklies y'know – the selection of Russian president Vladimir Putin as the magazine's Person of the Year (POTY) left us a little underwhelmed.
Lucky for us, the folks at Something Awful remedied our apathy with a tall serving of Photoshop phakery, planting all sorts of video game icons on the magazine's cover. Mario and Master Chief are great and all, but our favorite is BioShock's Andrew Ryan. It was not impossible to choose a video game character as Time's Person of the Year ... it was impossible to choose anyone else.
Reader Comments (25)
Posted: Dec 27th 2007 7:36PM pabloshong said
I remember that year. Good times. I was so innovative.
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Posted: Dec 27th 2007 7:53PM (Unverified) said
You guys are crazy. You weren't person of the year. I clearly remember time labeling ME as person of the year.
I was so awesome.
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I was so awesome.
Posted: Dec 27th 2007 8:09PM (Unverified) said
Now, as I recall I was MAN of the year. ok no woman, MAN because we rule with our iron genitalia
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Posted: Dec 28th 2007 11:57PM LaughingTarget said
Wow, iron genitalia, how do you keep it from hurting when it yanks on the sack from all the weight?
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Posted: Dec 27th 2007 8:12PM Peter Moore said
What are you guys dense or something? Or you retarded? I was Time's goddamn Person of the Year.
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Posted: Dec 27th 2007 8:18PM (Unverified) said
Would you kindly stop beating bioshock jokes into the ground?
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Posted: Dec 27th 2007 8:21PM RobAccomando said
I remember when PacMan was "man" of the year. What's the "person" crap? Oh yeah.... it's 2007
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Posted: Dec 27th 2007 9:21PM (Unverified) said
Andrew Ryan or Vladimir Putin....
I wonder how Putin will run Rapture...
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I wonder how Putin will run Rapture...
Posted: Dec 27th 2007 9:33PM (Unverified) said
You're all wrong. I was man of the year, last year.
And second off, not being sarcastic - I still think a fictitious video game character is a better choice than Pootin'.
Sorry.... Putin.
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And second off, not being sarcastic - I still think a fictitious video game character is a better choice than Pootin'.
Sorry.... Putin.
Posted: Dec 27th 2007 9:40PM (Unverified) said
Sweet! Time named the guy that's gonna put the "Union of Soviet Socialists Republic" back into "Russia" person of the year! This world is so fucked...
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Posted: Dec 28th 2007 1:58AM (Unverified) said
Dude, that's hysterical. They should call it Time's Future Despot of the Year.
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Posted: Dec 27th 2007 10:42PM (Unverified) said
The royal we...you know, the editorial; I gave them the money.
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Posted: Dec 27th 2007 10:44PM (Unverified) said
We meant to say 'snubbing' there in place of 'flubbing,' right? Assuming that the meaning is exclusion or omission, as opposed to typographical error or misspoken verbal communication.
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Posted: Dec 28th 2007 10:09AM Duke said
I like somethingawful.com as much as the next guy, and have had a forum membership for years - but why is Joystiq becoming their clearing house. How about Joytiq coming up with some of its own content?
Why go to somethingawful and then come here to see articles about what I just read at their site - that appears to be a waste.
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Why go to somethingawful and then come here to see articles about what I just read at their site - that appears to be a waste.
Posted: Dec 28th 2007 10:24AM teamsammalone said
Agreed. Lowtax has them on the payroll, am i rite?
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Posted: Dec 28th 2007 11:00AM FredFredrickson said
...because every hack who downloaded Photoshop and just got past using lens flare on everything deserves their 15 minutes of internet fame!
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Posted: Dec 28th 2007 6:45PM (Unverified) said
Andrew Ryan was Person of the Year.
BioShock was Game of the Year.
Kudos, Ken Levine.
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BioShock was Game of the Year.
Kudos, Ken Levine.
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