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Posted: Dec 29th 2007 6:28PM ThornedVenom said

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The only thing that could've made it better would be Samus without the suit.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2007 5:34PM (Unverified) said

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I liked the box art but I think it should have been in a black case with the white border black and with the Wii in the blue.

I think that would have been tits.

Posted: Dec 29th 2007 5:35PM (Unverified) said

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This should have been to Christmas Nights. Good lookin out Joystiq.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2007 8:08PM hvnlysoldr said

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So that's why Samus kept the baby Metroid. Sucky sucky
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Posted: Dec 29th 2007 10:08PM (Unverified) said

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We've all heard the urban legend where Samus puts peanut butter on her meat curtains then lets the metroid suck it off.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2007 6:57PM Jacksons said

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"Bioshock: Big, stomping metal death with a dash of spooky. Nice" Looks more like "big happy robot is shouting 'go team!'" I never liked the bioshock cover.

Orange box came in that ridiculously bright camo orange plastic box. I like it, just because it sticks out like crazy. Seeing as they've already switched to a black plastic case, I guess nobody else did.

Posted: Dec 29th 2007 7:08PM Rupee said

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**to the nightmarish box art for Cheggers' Party Quiz;**

Bwahhahahhaha

Posted: Dec 29th 2007 7:14PM (Unverified) said

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Whoever wrote that is an idiot. Crysis and Halo 3 definitely have better than average box art. Some of the ones he likes have crap box art.

The Orange Box, though, has terrible box art. Valve games always do, because they don't care about IRL distribution; they just pimp their Steam. Since its in EA's hands, they probably just go with the cheapest box to make-- appreciate the lack of manuals?

Box art, guides, and special features are some of the only things that people miss out on when they pirate the game. So, Christ, at least make those things nice.

Posted: Dec 29th 2007 8:47PM (Unverified) said

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do you guys even know who cheggers is lol?

Posted: Dec 29th 2007 8:52PM (Unverified) said

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RE4: Wii Edition's European boxart works on an artistic level. However, it completely fails on actually representing the gameplay. The American boxart more accurately conveys what the game is, and ends up being better overall for it.

Posted: Dec 29th 2007 11:39PM BurntMeatloaf said

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Since when did cover art of any sort represent gameplay or plot?

Hell, most movie trailers don't represent movie plot, let alone the cover art.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2007 9:14PM fnm said

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A Wii darts game. I said it. A Wii darts game. *thud*

Posted: Dec 30th 2007 2:08PM johnpaul12 said

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graw2 had for me by far the best box art

Posted: Dec 30th 2007 2:27AM (Unverified) said

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i think all the resistance FOM ads in game informer are creepy as all hell

it seems ads for games seem to go crazier than the boxart - mommy doesnt read the mags but she buys the games for psycho jimmy

Posted: Dec 30th 2007 8:22AM kevinski said

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What about Legend of the Dragon?

http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/wii/image/937327.html?box=82961

Freaking horrible.

Posted: Dec 30th 2007 1:52PM refinedsugar said

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Some of those entries on their worst of list are dated so badly ... Fire Pro, DoND, Camelot, I'm looking at you. It's like 1991 box arts all over again. Speaking of such, they are so ON about the Orange Box artwork! Awful.

If you didn't get a chuckle out of the Darts game for the Wii, you got no sense of humor. That has to be the one guaranteed laugh you get in the category of, um, lol, sports games. Oh, and bowling games too. They usually suck and have the accompanying retarded box art to back 'em up.

Posted: Dec 30th 2007 11:38PM (Unverified) said

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Clearly they are just reaching pretty far on this one. Halo, Metroid, Crysis, Supreme Commander... maybe they had lame covers, but you mean to tell me they were worse than Chicken Shoot on the Wii? Or Anubis II?

Posted: Dec 31st 2007 2:27PM (Unverified) said

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I'm amazed at how many of these games I own but don't recognize the box art. All my games go into a game wallet for their respective system. So it's like I'm seeing the box art for the first time even though I've played these games since release. =P

This list does kinda suck. Heavenly Sword, she's just standing there, looking bored. Maybe in Europe that's an "action" pose, I dunno. Here in America, that's a "Honey, we've been in Best Buy for two hours, can we please go now?" pose. Bioshock's box art is just plain cheesy. I know the entire gaming industry has a hardon for that game, but just looking at that box, I would think the game was a mediocre shooter. Uncharted doesn't really say anything about the game. It makes it look more like a Turok game (now featuring a white guy!) than an action-adventure game. I'm not going to say anything about the Wario Ware case other than I was immediately repulsed by it upon picking it up. That case I did remember, and not in a good way. Why the hell are Crysis and Supreme Commander on the bad list? Giant robots and super-futuristic suits are uncool nowadays? (Back in my day, we nerds loved robots and super suits! We didn't have any of your sissy zombies or ninjas or women!) Legend of Camelot deserves to be on an awesomely bad list, not the bad list. The Orange Box speaks to the sheer market recognition of Half-Life 2 that all they need to do is say what's in the box. You have to give them credit for being that ballsy. Besides, Joe Public sees that he's buying 5 games (actually only about 2.5, but we'll let that slide) for the price of one. The Umbrella Chronicles case is just too busy. Finally, the second Samus IS DARK SAMUS. This box art tells more about the game than most of the games here, and it gets dinged for it?!

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