Nintendo Wii:
- Monster Trux Offroad
- Classic British Motor Racing
- Kawasaki Quad Bikes
- Rig Racer 2
- Kidz Sports: Basketball
- Myth Makers: Orbs of Doom
Nintendo Wii:
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Posted: Dec 31st 2007 10:08AM (Unverified) said
That will never stop being funny. I am not being sarcastic. (+)
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Posted: Dec 31st 2007 9:52AM (Unverified) said
"We have no idea if these $20 games will be any good (Spoiler alert: They won't)"
lolz =O
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lolz =O
Posted: Dec 31st 2007 9:54AM Neon Jebus said
Mmmmm, it's a smorgasbord of shovelware! Get it while it's hot...but please excuse the smell.
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Posted: Dec 31st 2007 9:55AM Vegeta has a ps3 said
sigh,
it's depressing that developers are still doing this. come on now, I think you guys can put a little more effort into making these games. Maybe then you won't have to blame Nintendo for your games sucking.
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it's depressing that developers are still doing this. come on now, I think you guys can put a little more effort into making these games. Maybe then you won't have to blame Nintendo for your games sucking.
Posted: Dec 31st 2007 10:36AM (Unverified) said
Dragon Ball Z is still and will always be fucking great.
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Posted: Dec 31st 2007 12:39PM (Unverified) said
With a console with appeal like the Wii it will happen alot. With consoles that are more expensive to develop for and niche like the 360 and PS3 there will be a few, but much fewer.
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Posted: Dec 31st 2007 9:55AM RobAccomando said
thing is, people are probably buying these games. Clueless parents mostly, imo.
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Posted: Dec 31st 2007 11:17AM (Unverified) said
week after xmas? my kid wouldnt get anything until february
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Posted: Dec 31st 2007 10:01AM (Unverified) said
Kidz Sports - You know your children will love it because there is a fucking Z in it!
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Posted: Dec 31st 2007 10:05AM (Unverified) said
They should have named it the Nintendo Zii =)
Zee what I just did there?
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Zee what I just did there?
Posted: Dec 31st 2007 10:07AM (Unverified) said
The only thing good about Dragon Ball is that no one cares about it anymore.
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Posted: Dec 31st 2007 10:16AM Vegeta has a ps3 said
Oh yeah? Well no one cares about you.
Ya jerk.
*sobs in a corner*
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Ya jerk.
*sobs in a corner*
Posted: Dec 31st 2007 10:19AM (Unverified) said
Aww. I'm sorry, buddy. If it helps, I embarrassingly still like Ska.
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Posted: Dec 31st 2007 10:28AM (Unverified) said
Even Akira Toriyama, the creator of Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z, fucking hates Dragon Ball Z.
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Posted: Dec 31st 2007 10:29AM Vegeta has a ps3 said
Ok.
Now I won't have to blast you into the...NEXT DIMENSION!!!
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Now I won't have to blast you into the...NEXT DIMENSION!!!
Posted: Dec 31st 2007 10:31AM (Unverified) said
@ Tamer Brad
I haven't laughed that hard in my entire life. You are the winner, sir. (+)
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I haven't laughed that hard in my entire life. You are the winner, sir. (+)
Posted: Dec 31st 2007 10:34AM Vegeta has a ps3 said
@tamer
After the namek saga he hated Dragonballz. The show was supposed to end with Goku dying when Namek exploded. But thanks to the retarded fans, we got an extra 200 episodes. I mean I don't mind, but I can see why Akira would start to hate his own creation.
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After the namek saga he hated Dragonballz. The show was supposed to end with Goku dying when Namek exploded. But thanks to the retarded fans, we got an extra 200 episodes. I mean I don't mind, but I can see why Akira would start to hate his own creation.
Posted: Dec 31st 2007 10:37AM (Unverified) said
Dragon Ball Z is still and will always be fucking great.
=)
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=)
Posted: Dec 31st 2007 10:38AM (Unverified) said
Vegeta
Dont Fret buddy, I and about a million bujillion others are still DBZ fans. GT not so much...
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Dont Fret buddy, I and about a million bujillion others are still DBZ fans. GT not so much...
Posted: Dec 31st 2007 12:16PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
I only liked DBZ up until the Saiyan Saga.
The Frieza Saga last for TOO DAMN LONG.
Although, the show had two other worthwhile points to me beyond that:
1) Ginyu Force. AKA the Interplanetary Village People
2) Fat Majin Buu. Dude was hilarious.
Oh, and the Orbs of Doom are inert.
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The Frieza Saga last for TOO DAMN LONG.
Although, the show had two other worthwhile points to me beyond that:
1) Ginyu Force. AKA the Interplanetary Village People
2) Fat Majin Buu. Dude was hilarious.
Oh, and the Orbs of Doom are inert.
Posted: Dec 31st 2007 6:10PM (Unverified) said
Vegeta,
I was a superfan of DBZ, like hardcore to the max... UNTIL the Cell Saga, that just destroyed everything for me.
What's sad is I actually liked Trunks, but everything else about it was terrible. Ok... when Tien went nuts with his triangle attack thingie, that was pretty cool. Other than that though, it was just bad.
Eventually I gave up and couldn't watch it anymore...
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I was a superfan of DBZ, like hardcore to the max... UNTIL the Cell Saga, that just destroyed everything for me.
What's sad is I actually liked Trunks, but everything else about it was terrible. Ok... when Tien went nuts with his triangle attack thingie, that was pretty cool. Other than that though, it was just bad.
Eventually I gave up and couldn't watch it anymore...
Posted: Dec 31st 2007 10:06AM Burritoclock said
Not Just Rig Racer, it's the highly anticipated follow-up Rig Racer 2!!!!!!!
Anyone want to bet the first four game are almost identical but with different vehicles?
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Anyone want to bet the first four game are almost identical but with different vehicles?
Posted: Dec 31st 2007 3:28PM D3m0sthenes said
JAJA I was drinkin' some soda and it almost came out my nose when I read that, sorry Fernando...XD
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Posted: Dec 31st 2007 10:14AM (Unverified) said
I work at a Circuit City in town and hate to see uninformed, stupid parents looking at these kinds of games. This and those stupid, stupid plastic Wiimote shells for Wii Sports. I try to tell them not to waste money on pieces of shit like that. Dumb parents, glad mine were smart and never got me shit like that for xmas, bday, etc.
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Posted: Dec 31st 2007 10:20AM Rocketboy said
I know the feeling. I was one of the 'lucky' ones who received the two pack of Ninjabread Man and Billy the Wizard. Yes, the person who bought the games for me thought that they were doing good (wow! two games for less then the price of one, what a deal), and after a trip to the returns counter, I've been able to reinvest into Super Swing Golf Season 2, so it's sort of a wash. Now I just have to pretend that I enjoyed the games.
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Posted: Dec 31st 2007 10:58AM (Unverified) said
Whenever I'm at my local whore store (pick any huge chain of shopping centers) I like to point parents out in the right direction. "Oh, you have a five year old? May I recommend San Andreas for the PS2 or PC? Yeah, don't mind that AO, it means Awesome Obligation."
Just kidding, I help them with Wii games, or urge them to check online or rent a game before they purchase. Does helping strangers out in a store make me a "casual" gamer?
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Just kidding, I help them with Wii games, or urge them to check online or rent a game before they purchase. Does helping strangers out in a store make me a "casual" gamer?
Posted: Dec 31st 2007 11:02AM Shagittarius said
If you buy a Wii you already can't be trusted.
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Posted: Dec 31st 2007 11:05AM (Unverified) said
If your nickname is Shagitarius you can't never be trusted.
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Posted: Dec 31st 2007 11:16AM (Unverified) said
nice try fernando, but the double negatives...
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Posted: Dec 31st 2007 12:19PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
I gave a plus to Fernando for effort. About time he made me laugh. Give the fella a break, English isn't his native tongue.
@Rocketboy:
Albatross18/SuperSwingGolf has caused me to shout "PangYa!!" with every golf swing I take in real life. Thanks a lot, Korea. :(
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@Rocketboy:
Albatross18/SuperSwingGolf has caused me to shout "PangYa!!" with every golf swing I take in real life. Thanks a lot, Korea. :(
Posted: Dec 31st 2007 10:26AM (Unverified) said
The wii effect? this is probably the other side of the story about games costing $15mn to develop on the PS3/360 - with a 733MHz Geforce 4 level system, you can spend $1m, if not less, to release tons of crappy games. Seriously, the variability in wii 1st party and 3rd party games is massive - Metroid 3, Zelda and Super Mario Galaxy would be easily among top 7-8 titles released last year and then you have these.
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Posted: Dec 31st 2007 11:04AM Shagittarius said
Try to pretend its not true fernando but every games outlet says the same thing the volume of crap on the wii is far greater than any other console in history. Enjoy it.
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Posted: Dec 31st 2007 1:45PM (Unverified) said
That's only because it was insanely popular in the first year of its life and is easy/cheap to develop for when compared to the 360/PS3. Also, there are plenty of casual gamers and parents who will gladly eat up this garbage, so it spells easy $$$ for developers.
It's not like Nintendo themselves are cranking out these titles, so don't try to use it as an excuse to bash on the Wii.
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It's not like Nintendo themselves are cranking out these titles, so don't try to use it as an excuse to bash on the Wii.
Posted: Dec 31st 2007 10:25AM (Unverified) said
These games won't last a minute now that M&Ms Kart Racing is the current king of Wii racers.
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Posted: Dec 31st 2007 10:30AM Vegeta has a ps3 said
Oh my god. Did we just make a Joystiq meme? That's so sad.
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